Post by TPK/Acid on Mar 5, 2015 2:47:29 GMT -4
While Honey continues her snack, whilst Hyper shakes off as much vomit as he can. TPK takes in the scene, and gets a good chuckle out of the whole situation. The laughing doesn't last long, as Hyper quickly snaps a foot into the side of TPK's face knocking him into the corner of the ring with a deft THUD. Hyper backpedals, making sure not to come to close to the "ref", and once he has amble room gets a running start in TPK's direction. Hyper throws his body in the air, but only manages to land on turnbuckle, as TPK ducks out of the way. The Probable Cause of Future Donut Shortage's staggers away from the corner, towards the waiting Psychopath. TPK, thinking quickly, clutches onto Hyper's arm and locks in his opponents own finishing maneuver, The Cappuccino. Honey sees this, and begins to paw wildly in the timekeeper's general direction, the time keeper takes this as a que to ring the bell, and in a hail of confusion the match is over.
JP: What!? Hyper didn't tap, this is just so wrong! There has been a screwjob in Concord here tonight folks, and what a shame it is, because this match was getting fired up.
Ray:*fighting back vomit* Oh thank you Jesus, I don't have to see anymore. You are a merciful God indeed!
Samson: EEEEH AAAAH!
A tranquilizer gun can be seen popping out from behind the curtain, and it quickly fires, sending a dart into the large haunches of Honey. Queen Bear fights against sedation, but inevitably succumbs, passing out on the canvas. TPK releases the hold, and looks around, not quite sure what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, Hyper has called for a mic, he gets to his feet and begins pacing back and forth, an uncertain look on his face.
Hyper: That makes me so...so...HUNGRY!
TPK:*Having received a mic moments before* Breakfast?
Hyper: Sure, I haven' had a donut in like two minutes!
TPK: Hell yeah, ok you grab the left, I'll grab the right. Honey deserves a good meal too.
Hyper and TPK each grab one of Honey's limbs and fight to drag Honey's massive frame even a few mere inches. The two wrestlers drop Honey's paws, and each seems to be attempting to formulate some kind of plan to get the beast out of the ring. Neither man really making much headway in that department. Hyper however, seems to be stricken with an idea, he signals for the time keeper to come over, once he's over he has him write down an address on a sheet of paper. Hyper takes the paper from him, and then tapes it to Honey's chest, that way she can just meet the two men there, if she so desires. The screen fades to black, as TPK, Hyper, and Samson stride up the entrance ramp side by side.
EoT
Comments welcomed
JP: What!? Hyper didn't tap, this is just so wrong! There has been a screwjob in Concord here tonight folks, and what a shame it is, because this match was getting fired up.
Ray:*fighting back vomit* Oh thank you Jesus, I don't have to see anymore. You are a merciful God indeed!
Samson: EEEEH AAAAH!
A tranquilizer gun can be seen popping out from behind the curtain, and it quickly fires, sending a dart into the large haunches of Honey. Queen Bear fights against sedation, but inevitably succumbs, passing out on the canvas. TPK releases the hold, and looks around, not quite sure what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, Hyper has called for a mic, he gets to his feet and begins pacing back and forth, an uncertain look on his face.
Hyper: That makes me so...so...HUNGRY!
TPK:*Having received a mic moments before* Breakfast?
Hyper: Sure, I haven' had a donut in like two minutes!
TPK: Hell yeah, ok you grab the left, I'll grab the right. Honey deserves a good meal too.
Hyper and TPK each grab one of Honey's limbs and fight to drag Honey's massive frame even a few mere inches. The two wrestlers drop Honey's paws, and each seems to be attempting to formulate some kind of plan to get the beast out of the ring. Neither man really making much headway in that department. Hyper however, seems to be stricken with an idea, he signals for the time keeper to come over, once he's over he has him write down an address on a sheet of paper. Hyper takes the paper from him, and then tapes it to Honey's chest, that way she can just meet the two men there, if she so desires. The screen fades to black, as TPK, Hyper, and Samson stride up the entrance ramp side by side.
EoT
Comments welcomed
