The Hyper Night Line: Old School Edition
Feb 25, 2015 20:02:50 GMT -4
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Post by Hyperelf on Feb 25, 2015 20:02:50 GMT -4
Jimmy Pate: Welcome back, everyone! So far the Old School edition of Genesis has been great so far. Bringing back the old school days!
Ray White: You know it, Jimmy. And I can't wait for the other sexy steaming men to come out here and do their naughty things to each other!
Jimmy Pate: Hopefully it's more actual wrestling, and not... Well, the wrestling you're thinking about. Oh? What's this?
A couple stagehands come out through the curtains, as they take a look around the stage, ramp, and ring. They nod their heads, and both open the curtains from either side. The EVPW audience looking very confused as more stagehands reveal themselves, but these helpers of EVPW happen to be carrying a mattress.
Jimmy Pate: What in the world is going on?
Ray White: Oooooh, is the next match going to be on a mattress? That sounds pretty hot.
Jimmy Pate: Wait, who's on it? Someone's on it!
As they come down the ramp now noticeable that someone is indeed fact on it. Some of the fans nearby that are close enough to notice who's on the springy sleeping device, begin to cheer like crazy. More and more begin to notice as the men slide the mattress along the mat.
Ray White: IT'S HYPER!
As Ray stands up in glee.
Jimmy Pate: Are you serious? He's still sleeping! I, I don't understand. Is this some kind of joke?
Some of the stagehands return through the curtains, only to come back out with five stools and a cardboard sign. Meanwhile, Hyper is still just completely passed out on the bed. Surprisingly sleeping through all the deafening cheers and laughter.
The crew places four stools evenly apart on one side of the ring, and the other one just across the ring. One helper neatly places the sign that says,"Hyper Night Line!" on one of the turnbuckles.
Jimmy Pate: Oh no. Not this show again. I thought that was a one time deal!
Ray White: Ooooh, but I loved that show! We got to meet so many interesting characters for the first time!
One member of the crew stands over The energetic one, bending down close enough to hear Hyper snoring. He pulls his hand back, and just begins smacking the shit out of Hyperelf. Back and forth action. For a good straight 5 seconds.
Hyper of course immediately wakes up to notice the man above him throwing a mic in his face then leaving the ring. The crew going up the ramp leaving Hyper to his duties. The crowd just erupts in a chant,"THANK YOU, STAGEHANDS" *clap clap clapclapclap*
Hyperelf just now finally coming to, looks around to notice all the people in the arena. He finally gets on his own two feet with mic in hand, rubbing his cheek from the pain.
"I thought I had a couple more hours. Did he really have to smack me that much?"
Jimmy Pate: Why? Why do we even bother to give him a segment if he can't be awake in time for his own show!
"Well, everybody. I guess it's time for... THE HYPER NIGHT LINE!"
The crowd cheer even louder in answer of Hyper's introduction.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages. We have some very special guests here tonight in honor of going 'Old School'-What? What do you want now?"
One of the previous stagehands returns, but this time with a wheelchair. He brings it into the ring and removes the one stool that is by itself. As he walks by Hyperelf, he grabs the mic, but not out of Hyper's hands and leans over,"You forgot this." Then continues to leave with the stool.
"WHAT? I didn't forget this! That was all you! Really? Really? I have to sit in a wheelchair? Why?"
Suddenly, on the Butcher-tron, shows a poll on what Hyperelf's persona shall be for Old School night. Which primarily shows the name Hyperelf. Each with about the same amount of votes. Except for one, that seems to have about six times more than the rest. It reads 'Crippled Hyperelf.'
"REALLY? I almost died in that incident!"
Jimmy Pate: Sit in the god damn chair, Hyper!
Hyper raises his hand toward Pate as in to calm down.
"Fine, fine. I'll play along."
He takes it very slow. Gently resting his buttox in the wheelchair.
"Now, like I was saying. Our guests tonight, are pretty freaking old school. Let me tell ya. Our history goes way way back to even before the original SCW days. I happily introduce to you, THE COVEN!"
TBC you know who
Ray White: You know it, Jimmy. And I can't wait for the other sexy steaming men to come out here and do their naughty things to each other!
Jimmy Pate: Hopefully it's more actual wrestling, and not... Well, the wrestling you're thinking about. Oh? What's this?
A couple stagehands come out through the curtains, as they take a look around the stage, ramp, and ring. They nod their heads, and both open the curtains from either side. The EVPW audience looking very confused as more stagehands reveal themselves, but these helpers of EVPW happen to be carrying a mattress.
Jimmy Pate: What in the world is going on?
Ray White: Oooooh, is the next match going to be on a mattress? That sounds pretty hot.
Jimmy Pate: Wait, who's on it? Someone's on it!
As they come down the ramp now noticeable that someone is indeed fact on it. Some of the fans nearby that are close enough to notice who's on the springy sleeping device, begin to cheer like crazy. More and more begin to notice as the men slide the mattress along the mat.
Ray White: IT'S HYPER!
As Ray stands up in glee.
Jimmy Pate: Are you serious? He's still sleeping! I, I don't understand. Is this some kind of joke?
Some of the stagehands return through the curtains, only to come back out with five stools and a cardboard sign. Meanwhile, Hyper is still just completely passed out on the bed. Surprisingly sleeping through all the deafening cheers and laughter.
The crew places four stools evenly apart on one side of the ring, and the other one just across the ring. One helper neatly places the sign that says,"Hyper Night Line!" on one of the turnbuckles.
Jimmy Pate: Oh no. Not this show again. I thought that was a one time deal!
Ray White: Ooooh, but I loved that show! We got to meet so many interesting characters for the first time!
One member of the crew stands over The energetic one, bending down close enough to hear Hyper snoring. He pulls his hand back, and just begins smacking the shit out of Hyperelf. Back and forth action. For a good straight 5 seconds.
Hyper of course immediately wakes up to notice the man above him throwing a mic in his face then leaving the ring. The crew going up the ramp leaving Hyper to his duties. The crowd just erupts in a chant,"THANK YOU, STAGEHANDS" *clap clap clapclapclap*
Hyperelf just now finally coming to, looks around to notice all the people in the arena. He finally gets on his own two feet with mic in hand, rubbing his cheek from the pain.
"I thought I had a couple more hours. Did he really have to smack me that much?"
Jimmy Pate: Why? Why do we even bother to give him a segment if he can't be awake in time for his own show!
"Well, everybody. I guess it's time for... THE HYPER NIGHT LINE!"
The crowd cheer even louder in answer of Hyper's introduction.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages. We have some very special guests here tonight in honor of going 'Old School'-What? What do you want now?"
One of the previous stagehands returns, but this time with a wheelchair. He brings it into the ring and removes the one stool that is by itself. As he walks by Hyperelf, he grabs the mic, but not out of Hyper's hands and leans over,"You forgot this." Then continues to leave with the stool.
"WHAT? I didn't forget this! That was all you! Really? Really? I have to sit in a wheelchair? Why?"
Suddenly, on the Butcher-tron, shows a poll on what Hyperelf's persona shall be for Old School night. Which primarily shows the name Hyperelf. Each with about the same amount of votes. Except for one, that seems to have about six times more than the rest. It reads 'Crippled Hyperelf.'
"REALLY? I almost died in that incident!"
Jimmy Pate: Sit in the god damn chair, Hyper!
Hyper raises his hand toward Pate as in to calm down.
"Fine, fine. I'll play along."
He takes it very slow. Gently resting his buttox in the wheelchair.
"Now, like I was saying. Our guests tonight, are pretty freaking old school. Let me tell ya. Our history goes way way back to even before the original SCW days. I happily introduce to you, THE COVEN!"
TBC you know who
