Wednesday Night Genesis #93? (91's the last I can find)

[Vladimir Strife]

Wednesday Night Genesis
Sponsored by Kay Lawn Services - "We'll even do the back side"

Strong Foot Forward
50 Shades of Crimson
(Whips, chains, paddles, riding crops, cat o' nine tails, rope and handcuffs legal - Win by making your opponent bleed and then making them submit)
Kahlan vs. Kasabian Stalker

Match 2
Singles
Ninja vs. Crystov "The Reaper" Razetti

Match 3
Double Stipulation Match
Each Star gets to add a stipulation to the contest (Falls Count Anywhere / I Quit)
Skull vs. Cronus

Match 4
Battle Royal
Saul Ledgett vs. Grockadoc

Match 5
Last Man Standing
Mouthman vs. Agent Shadow

Match 6
Hardcore
Matt Violence vs. Vladimir Strife

Match 7
Fans Bring The Breakfast
The Psycho Kid vs. Hyper Elf

Pre-Main Event
Singles for the EVPW Purity Championship
TNT vs. Chris Dolmeth

Main Event
Elevated Hardcore Match
Alex Stall vs. Hawkeye

Venue: Jared Nathan Memorial Gymnasium in Concord, CA
Ring Announcer: Lizzie Morna
Commentary: Jimmy Pate and Ray White
Card Ends: March 3rd, 2015 - 6:00PM Pacific/9:00PM Eastern

[Skull]

I'll go with falls count anywhere as my stipulation

[Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)]

Best match ever?

[cronus]

I say my first match should be an I quit match! If that is an ok stipulation?

[Ciles Gorey]

Take it Purity is a new title? And I also take it that means I have to keep it (somewhat) clean.

I also like how TNT and Dolmeth are nigh-on identical

[Saul Ledgett]

Feb 25, 2015 14:57:04 GMT -4 Vladimir Strife said:

Match 4
Battle Royal
Saul Ledgett vs. Grockadoc

Wat?

[Ciles Gorey]

Yeah I was wondering about that too.

What happened to a good ol' EVPW Bar Brawl?

[Saul Ledgett]

What happened to Bar Brawls in general... METH

[Ciles Gorey]

<3 You know damn well what happened was accurate.

It'd end up in a drinking contest rather than a brawl and we'd both pass out totally wasted.

[mouthman]

Could we add some flavour to the LMS match between Mouth Man and Agent Shadow? Like, let's say, a Midget on a Pole sub-stipulation? Meaning in order for a ten count to be administered to commence the LMS portion, one must climb the pole and retrieve the midget and use said midget as a weapon first? 

[Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)]

So you also have a fetish for midgets?

[Ciles Gorey]

I really want to read/write a midget on a pole match now.

[Vladimir Strife]

Feb 25, 2015 18:35:30 GMT -4 Saul Ledgett said:

Feb 25, 2015 14:57:04 GMT -4 Vladimir Strife said:

Match 4
Battle Royal
Saul Ledgett vs. Grockadoc

Wat?

First one to be tossed over the top rope and have both feet hit the ground loses. How is that confusing?

And Meth, that is correct.

[Saul Ledgett]

Ahhh... I'll have to hardcore it up.

[Kasabian Stalker]

Feb 25, 2015 14:57:04 GMT -4 Vladimir Strife said:

Strong Foot Forward
50 Shades of Crimson
(Whips, chains, paddles, riding crops, cat o' nine tails, rope and handcuffs legal - Win by making your opponent bleed and then making them submit)
Kahlan vs. Kasabian Stalker

Holy crap! This is going to be better than the bodypaint match with Wolverina! Finally get my hands on the superslut