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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 21:30:46 GMT -4
Unfamiliar theme music plays in the sold out and rowdy Jared Nathan Memorial Gymnasium as the Eagle Vision faithful all rise to their feet, waiting to find out who just might be coming out. Suddenly, the demonic theme kicks into high gear as a jet black haired man steps out from behind the curtain and walks to the ring with a grin on his face.
Jimmy Pate: What's HE doing here? Ray White: Your guess is as good as mine. Isn't he contracted elsewhere? Jimmy Pate: Fuck elsewhere. The man with the leather jacket enters the ring as a loud 'Holy shit!' chant breaks out in the crowd. As the 'Holy shit' chant slows down, a loud 'Genghis! Genghis!' takes its spot as Genghis Vaughan is all smiles in the middle of the ring, observing and playing along to the chants.
Genghis Vaughan: Thank you, thank you. I am proud... I am honored to be standing in the middle of this ring amidst you great fucking fans. Now, you may know that earlier today I quit the XWA. No, not the good one, the shitty Xtreme Wrestling Association one. The one where they pride themselves on being "extreme" but they are far from it. What's the most extreme match that they've had in the past few years? A Sixty Minutes in Hell match? Fuck that. That's utter bullshit to be called extreme.
The crowd is seemingly agreeing with the young Canadian, who's smile has turned into somewhat of a frown. A sick, demented, twisted frown that could best be described as an emotion from spending time in a shithole for awhile. Genghis Vaughan: You want to know what is truly wrong about that place? The injustices that has poisoned the XWA Universe? I'll fucking tell ya. The people in charge, the ones who decide the fates of others are the ones competing in the ring. Let me bring you in on a little secret... Riley Williamson, the guy who thinks he's the shit, runs the place alongside some guy named Myke Hunt, some douche that changes character every month, and two guys who could barely spell when they first arrived there. There is the problem, they choose who they want to be the guy.
Look at Eagle Vision's very own Vladimir Strife. He proved that he was the most badass ass-kicker in XWA. He dominated, in a clean victory might I add, Maddox Paine. You know what happened next? Maddox complained and complained that he should have won the match. He couldn't handle the loss like a fucking man. And then they screwed Vlad out of the World title. He should be the XWA World Heavyweight champion right now.
Hell, look at me. I was fucked out of winning their Hardcore championship because they wanted Riley to be the champ. Where's that belt now? Retired. It's fucking retired. They wanted him to be the golden boy, so he kept the belt. Because they are a bunch of pussies who can't handle real talent.
The Eagle Vision fans are hanging onto every word as Genghis takes a breath and grins sheepishly, looking like he's ready for a violent fight. Genghis Vaughan: I'm fucking tired of wrestling with a bunch of pussies. Fuck the XWA-Universe. I'm here where the real men fight. I am Genghis Vaughan, I am the newest acquisition for Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling.
He pulls a bunched up contract from his back pocket and signs it with a pen he had hidden in his leather jacket. With a smile, he holds up the contract in the air for all to see before placing it on the ring mat.Genghis Vaughan: The battle lines are drawn, motherfuckers.
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Post by Kasabian Stalker on Feb 24, 2015 23:40:24 GMT -4
Yeah... Fuck XWA!  |
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Post by Saul Ledgett on Feb 25, 2015 2:46:42 GMT -4
This isn't going to sit well, but still a great, angry promo. Genghis reminds me of a short guy on the point of imploding... I likey.
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Post by Slut (✿ ◕‿◕) on Feb 25, 2015 2:59:50 GMT -4
LOl, I started disliking those people after their retarded saga with Wolfie.
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Post by Azraelcepitos on Feb 25, 2015 3:14:48 GMT -4
This theme is Birthday Massacre's blue..right?
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Post by M BISON on Feb 25, 2015 4:19:55 GMT -4
 Obviously XWA isn't too fond of me RPing as goatse. |
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Post by Ciles Gorey on Feb 25, 2015 4:52:03 GMT -4
LOl, I started disliking those people after their retarded saga with Wolfie. To be fair, I saw both sides of that incident |
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Post by Señor Snoopz on Feb 25, 2015 5:35:46 GMT -4
I'm here to kindly ask that you lot please refrain from going to XWA just to post graphic images that nobody wants to see. We're not coming here trying to start trouble with you guys, yet we've got Vlad going there trying to get me fired from my GM spot, that Metal Dragon guy coming there and posting nasty picture and now Proggy coming here, badmouthing XWA along with people like Kasabian (whom I thought left XWA on good terms).
We're not trying to start a fed war. Some people on XWA badmouth Vlad and this place, I'll admit that. I don't do it, with the exception of me recently saying some mean things towards Vlad after what he pulled yesterday, but there are people who do it. So, I don't really mind Proggy's character/promo and anyone else who comes HERE and badmouths XWA. But please, don't come to our site with the specific purpose of starting drama. I'm asking nicely. We're two separate feds. There's no need to have tension between the two feds.
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Post by TNT on Feb 25, 2015 5:40:39 GMT -4
And then he fed the troll and hoped it wouldn't return....
You just don't understand how these things work do you snoopz?
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Post by mykehunt on Feb 25, 2015 8:30:19 GMT -4
So let me get this straight:
Proggy (now going to forever be referred to as "Giant Piss-Baby") seemingly did absolutely nothing as a GM during Justin's time, except make graphics. Then when it was handed over to Riley, new GMs came into place. He kept Giant Piss-Baby because of his "graphic skill" (which, to be honest is better than the shit banner going on here, but still on high levels of eye-vomit) and that was essentially the only reason he was kept.
Now we began to change the fed, and Giant Piss-Baby decided to be of no help. Instead, he wanted to consult with two admins on the conditions of the fed but not to the people actually running it. So in other words, he shit on the fed and offered no help, continuing to say that since Riley is the "Main GM" that most things should fall on him. Giant Piss-Baby came up with some ideas, which he decided to not implement or originally discuss because, again, Riley was the "Main GM" so of course, Riley should be doing it; and not him.
It seemed Giant Piss-Baby merely wanted to be on the GM Team for no apparent reason. He was only "good" for graphics. When me, the marvelous Myke Hunt, pointed out that even in that department he was lacking because the official roster wasn't up to date. And even then, that was said the nicest way possible, trying to not argue in the slightest. Giant Piss-Baby had his little temper tantrum and quit the GM Team. Later, quit the fed.
When the other admins and GMs agree that Giant Piss-Baby was doing nothing on the GM Team, he decides to single me, the marvelous Myke Hunt, out. Offering everyone else except Riley in this thread no names. When Giant Piss-Baby even said he was coming here, I even said that I hoped he had fun and good luck. Clearly, Giant Piss-Baby saw this as an insult and cried some more. He gives a good meaning to the name "Giant Piss-Baby"
I am a giant cunt.
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Post by TNT on Feb 25, 2015 8:36:22 GMT -4
Dude if you are not here to rp, take your drama elsewhere. The op made a promo where he used experience elsewhere to try and get himself over. Please take this bullshit back to your own fed, no need for butt hurt comments. K THX BYE
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2015 8:37:36 GMT -4
Wrestling Promo 101: Incite a reaction from your audience.
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Post by mykehunt on Feb 25, 2015 8:43:17 GMT -4
Dude if you are not here to rp, take your drama elsewhere. The op made a promo where he used experience elsewhere to try and get himself over. Please take this bullshit back to your own fed, no need for butt hurt comments. K THX BYE Oh my apologies, good sir. Clearly, we're in the wrong when another member also came onto our site and posted graphic pictures. But yes, I'm in the wrong here. Let me fix this. *Ahem* ----------------------------------------------------- SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS GO OUT. A GREEN MIST APPEARS ON THE RAMP. IT CAN'T BE!!!11111ONESHIFTONE IT IS!!!11! A WILD MYKE HUNT APPEARS WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND. Myke Hunt: "Dehr." Genghis is drawn to Myke Hunt and runs towards him, kneeling. Myke Hunt whips his dick out and begins urinating all over Genghis' face. Myke Hunt: "Shrek is love; Shrek is life." |
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Post by Señor Snoopz on Feb 25, 2015 8:45:17 GMT -4
While I don't necessarily agree with Myke for coming here and saying that, are you really criticizing him for it, after you told me not to "feed the troll" when I said this site's members shouldn't be going on XWA to start drama? That is called a double standard, sir.
With that said, I'm not here to start drama. I just came to politely ask that this site's members don't come to XWA for the express purpose of starting a war. Just as you didn't like Myke coming here to say that, we don't appreciate this site's members going to XWA to post graphic pictures or try to get the GMs fighting against one another.
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Post by TNT on Feb 25, 2015 8:50:27 GMT -4
you complained about members of this site starting drama, then your boy my cunt, came over here to do just that. So what your xwa has done is a double standard friend. I'll give you a heads up, the people on this site can be bigger trolls than what good old mike has done. So either take the drama elsewhere or prepare for a lot more than goatze.
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