Guns!

[Ciles Gorey]

I'm not American. Convince me guns are bad/good.

[Vladimir Strife]

All depends on which side of them you're on.

[Ciles Gorey]

I'm also white, so let's assume I'm not being popped.

[Vladimir Strife]

Imagine this.. You're walking through the woods, enjoying the vast beauty of nature. The sun is shining, you can hear the trickle of a stream somewhere in the distance. A bush in the distance shakes gently, it's leaves rustling. It happens again and then the tan furry head of a deer protrudes. Majestic, wondrous, the creature steps out into the clearing and raises it's head. You gasp at it's magnificence and it hears and turns toward you. Then you hear something else.

"Nigga, watchu lookin at? Cracka ass bitch!"

Startled, you take a step backwards, as does the deer, the gold chains about it's neck ringing out with a jingle. Skittles and cans of Arizona iced tea litter the ground at it's feet.

"I'll trample a bitch! Smash you like I smash yo white womens!"

What's going on? Are deer really like this? You've never seen one up close like this before. Why is it so angry?

"Where da closest KFC, honkey?"

Food. You recall that some people eat deer. Venison. Have you ever had it before? You can't quite recall, but as you raise your stock and pull the trigger, you know you will tonight and the world will be a better place for it.

Guns are awesome.