Hardcore Hell in a Cell - Chris Pyro vs. TNT

[Vladimir Strife]

Due: February 24th, 9:00PM Pacific/12:00AM Eastern

[Chris Pyro]

Chris Pyro stands in the ring, a grin painted on his half-face mask as he glares across the ring as he stands opposed to TNT, a man he has been in a heated rivalry with leading into tonight's show. He looks around as he watches the catch lower. The fans begin cheering and clapping in expectation of the carnage about to be unleashed inside the cage, seeing various violent weapons strapped to the Hell in a Cell's walls.

JP:
Can't wait to finally see what these two men can do. This night has been fantastic so far, and the comments fired by these two has made this one of the most anticipated matches of the night.

RW:
No kidding. Seeing my hunk, Chris Pyro in the ring one more time is just fantastic!

The anticipation is finally ended when the two men hear the bell ring. The Dark Jester and the Belfast Brawler charge at each other, TNT spearing Pyro to the mat, quickly mounting him and reigning down blows to the former Ninja's head. Not to be outdone, Chris uses his training, quickly popping his hips, throwing Tayler off balance, and rolling through to gain the advantage. Pyro returns the favour by delivering several brutal forearms to the face of his adversary. Thomas eventually covers up, protecting himself from as much damage early on as he can. TNT slithers backwards, kicking at the Jester, backing his assailant off. Both men quickly get back to their feet and glare at each other, before charging again, this time Pyro catching TNT with a stiff boot to the side of TNT's head, knocking him out of the ring. The Harbinger of Pain lands on his feet, checking his face for blood, when out of the corner of his eye he sees a charging Joker-faced man coming towards him. Pyro ducks under the top rope, looking for a suicide dive. TNT being well aware of his positioning, quickly moves out of the way as he tosses Pyro head first into the cage. The Master Strategist crumbles to the floor from the impact, shaking his head to clear it.

JP:
This match is already starting at a high pace, and we now have the first big mistake. Chris Pyro, despite his in ring prowess, is letting his emotions take the better of him and he just paid for it.

RW:
I-it's just a momentary lapse! That flaming hunk of a madman will come back from this! Just you watch!

TNT turns and sees a kendo stick hanging from the cell wall, pulling it down he begins to scream at his Jester adversary to get up, prepping his big swing. Chris Pyro turns around, just to see the bamboo stick crack against his skull like a baseball player at the big game. The Dark Jester once again crumbles to the floor, eyes rolling around in his head. The fans cheer at the sound of the crack as TNT turns the Militant over to his back. TNT steps down on Chris' throat, and points the stick to his opponents testicles, and prepares to bring the kendo stick down, before laughing and tossing it away, yelling "HE HAS NO BALLS ANYWAY!". The fans laugh at him as he grabs the masked Jester by the hair, throwing him in to the ring. Pyro gets his wits about him, and rolls away from TNT, quickly springing to his feet as TNT scurries into the ring to try and keep his momentum. Once to his feet though, he is met with a shoulder to his stomach before lifting off his feet into a corner. The insult seemingly having shook the Madman of EVPW awake, Pyro drives his shoulder into the gut of the Irish-born star. The last thrust, Pyro holds to add emphasis, before backing away a moment later. He backs up, and smiles at TNT through his mask. The Dark Jester quickly unleashing a slap to TNT's face.

JP:
Pyro just told TNT what he really thinks of him.

RW:
Looks like TNT's kendo shot did more to calm Pyro than it did hurt him. This is going to be good! A focused Pyro, is a sexy Pyro!

TNT looks away for a moment, slightly stunned at the sudden blow. He looks back at Pyro who is laughing at him.

[TNT]

The twisted steel structure could only hope to conceal the carnage that now encapsulated the ring. The masochistic crowd pushed forward against the security railing as they bayed for more blood, screaming for chaotic violence. The screams were almost deafening as Tayler attempted to regain his composure and across the ring from him stood a masked psychopath. He had been in similar situations before, surrounded by weapons of mass devastation locked in a cage with a man hell bent on destroying him, this was home. He stood on the edge of the abyss gazing into the darkness, now was the time for him to make the decision that would shape the outcome of this match, he jumped. Tayler lunged forward surrendering himself to the turmoil of the contest determined to send the crowd into pandemonium.


JP “These two men are clearly willing to leave it all in the ring, this is more than a contest, this is personal.”

RW “I don’t know about you, but I’d like to get personal with these two in a whole other context. I’m not into fluids.”


Pyro seized the moment and unleashed a furious flurry of fists, each one hitting their mark precisely and killing Tayler’s momentum dead. The missiles hit their mark, each blow threatened to cave the Irish man’s skull in. The vicious jester let out a maniacal laugh as he strived to further relieve the Belfast brawler of his crimson life essence. Each blow the culmination of the heated words exchanged between the two, Pyro determined to use each punch as an exclamation point. The sense of relief and satisfaction emanating from Pyro was obvious; he was validating all of his boisterous comments while simultaneously gaining a slither of revenge for his former tag partner Brooks. Instinct kicks in for TNT; years of street fighting had prepared him for this situation. There was no way that he could think right now, each blow landed by the ninja left him a little more rattled. His right hand flailed forward slashing at the Canadian’s eyes. Luckily for Tayler his hand found its mark and he was able to rake his opponent’s eyes enough to momentarily halt the brutal barrage.


Jp “Tayler managed to escape that brutal attack from Pyro, I thought it was the beginning of the end for the Belfast Brute.”

RW “Not the eye’s, He might need those later. Tayler is such a bitch; I have seen homeless men with more style than that.”


All of the pent up rage and anger took over, Tayler finally gave in to the darkness that surrounded his heart and launched forward. Wary that any hesitation on his part could lead to him falling victim to another unrelenting cascade of fire. Tayler threw himself forward supported by the overwhelming aura of hatred and slammed his forearm into Pyro’s neck. The impact of the blow sends both men spiraling to the canvas, pain surging from various limbs.


The two gladiators find themselves lying dazed and confused on the canvas. The sinister contest had clearly left the two men exhausted both physically and mentally. Moments later the bewildered stars manage to clamber to their feet. Deep down inside they knew neither of them were going to leave this cage unscathed; neither would be the same man that entered the hellacious structure. Both of them attempt to clear their heads only to stumble backwards. The two goliaths simultaneously snap back into a state of clarity, regaining their equilibriums allowing them to immediately charge at the other, refusing to give their opponent time to recuperate. Tayler shoots both of his hands forward attempting to latch onto Pyro’s shoulders. An action that results in the Jester stepping aside grasping onto the Irishman’s wrist before twisting it and rotating round behind him, implementing a textbook hammerlock. The fact that Pyro has once again outdone his larger foe brings a ripple of applauds from the sold out crowd who strangely seem to be enjoying the momentary lack of hardcore action from two grapplers. Chris revels in the approval of the crowd and enjoys the chance to exact revenge on the Irish rebel for the pain he suffered at the hands of the Celtic caveman earlier in the contest. TNT finds himself in quite the conundrum as he grits his teeth trying to mask the pain that courses through his body. He fires a reaction elbow backwards managing to catch Pyro in the temple. The impact causes Chris to release the Irishman’s wrist allowing him just enough time to roll forward and out of danger at least for the moment.


JP “Another great counter from Tayler, this is turning into a classic contest.”

RW “JP get a hold of yourself, it was nothing more than a desperation maneuver, Pyro has this in the bag. “



Back in the ring, Tayler and Pyro square off once more in the hopes of ending the prolonged battle they are currently engaged in. Tayler raises his hand in the air, challenging the diminutive Pyro to a battle of strength. The Jester motions as if he is willing to accept the gauntlet being thrown down before him, before stepping forward and firing his knee into the TNT’s sternum. The vicious blow causes the Belfast brute’s head to drop as he clutches his stomach. Pyro immediately pounces on the glorious opportunity that has presented itself by taking a page out of Tayler’s book and blasting him with an Irish uppercut. The blow itself sends the Thomas back a few steps but isn’t enough to drop him. The Canadian ninja not one to give up that easily charges forward before leaping into the air hooking his legs round the throat of his opponent initiating a head scissor takedown. His momentum causes both men to spin 180 degrees before the wily Canadian throws his bodyweight backwards attempting to topple Tayler and send him crashing to the mat. Much to his chagrin, Tayler has other ideas as to how this maneuver is going to end as he wraps his arms around the waist of his nemesis before kicking his own feet forward and falling derriere first to the canvas. As he falls he pulls Pyro out of the air and drives him head first into the mat, the thunderous impact deafening all in attendance. The devastating power bomb Knocks Pyro out on impact as his eyes roll into the back of his skull and his body collapses lifelessly. Tayler refusing to allow Pyro any hope of escape places his arms across his chest and secures him by the wrists as he goes for what is potentially the winning pin fall.



JP “That should be all she wrote, Tayler delivering a devastating Power bomb. Pyro is out COLD!”