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Post by Vladimir Strife on Feb 17, 2015 17:36:05 GMT -4
Due: February 24th, 9:00PM Pacific/12:00AM Eastern
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Post by Saul Ledgett on Feb 18, 2015 8:57:08 GMT -4
The bell rings and the match is set in motion, motion being all three men making a run for the legal weapon in a mad scramble. Upon proximity with the black toy, all three in fact dive onto their chests with arms reached out for the dick at once like a bad porno featuring baseball plates. Shoving Ninja at the forehead with one hand, Saul grabs at the fake cock with the other and takes helm of the wobbly black pleasure device first, struggling to steady it only Jaxon Jones grabs the dildo as well, both Jones and Ledgett pushing up onto their kneepads in a staredown with the rubber dick in their clutches and it is a battle of grabbing girth. Both men furiously tug back and forth, dick in hand, stopped only by an oncoming Ninja perfectly in line with the pleasure stick and both men drop the cock in a panic. Full of energy Saul is back on the pace to swoop in at Jaxon Jones, catching “The One” with a kick to the gut and pushing him backwards.
Jimmy Pate: Well uhh… Saul Ledgett coming out on top with a kick, this is a very interesting match to call isn’t it?
Ray White: All three guys in this match want that… well… dildo Jimmy! Can we say dildo?
Jimmy Pate: I suppose so, it’s in the match stipulation, Ray.
Ray White: You could almost say this match started out wobbly.
Jimmy Pate: …
The particularly greasy lawyer doesn’t waste any time turning to The Ninja and extending his arm out, charging at him with a clothesline yet the quick footed Ninja ducks around Saul with ease, turning suddenly to duck an oncoming Jaxon Jones, slow on the draw with weak punching execution. The man from Japan sees an opportunity and seizes it, sprinting at the suprised duo and nimbly jumping into the air with a vicious dropkick, knocking both men flat simultaneously! Both “D-Boy” and “The Legal Man” roll to the ringside to regroup, looping their bullropes together respectively, exchanging glances. Little did they know. Ninja was already lowering himself, turning and shooting toward the ring ropes. All signs lead to a suicide dive and the crowd are willed to their feet cheering, however one act of co-operation and both Saul and Jones jerk on the bullrope from both ends, tightening the bullrope thus preventing all slack and the dildo is stretched erect across the ring ropes for Ninja to ram headfirst into it!
Ray White: SUICIDE DIVE-NOOO!!! THE NINJA HIT THE DILDO HEADON!
Jimmy Pate: A collaborative effect and these two guys made the dildo stretched on the ring ropes, that was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen! What a counter!
Ninja bounces backwards and crashes on the mat, although only on a tight leash. Together, the wicked team of Jones and Ledgett draw Ninja closer to the ring ropes, pulling him to the outside with fistful after fistful of their current bindings, standing with Ninja between them, exchanging nods and using the bullrope to sling the Japanese sensation into the steel steps with ferocity. CLANG! The echo says it all and Ninja bounces from the steps shoulder first and it doesn’t take long for Saul to turn and clobber Jaxon with a back elbow, grabbing him and rolling him into the ring, albeit just barely, half throwing himself under the ring rope and pinning Jones. ONE TWO – Jones fights out with a knock to the head, anchoring himself to the floor on both feet, grabbing Saul by the shin and boot and dragging him out of the ring, taking the dildo in his hands and shaking his fist, stepping toward Saul only Ninja comes back into the picture, bringing with him an onslaught of quick kicks to both men’s legs.
Ray White: And here comes the Ninja! Kicking in an absolute frenzy!
Jimmy Pate: HEEYAH!
The brutal barrage forces Saul and Jones to hop around the Japanese star, Ninja taking Saul by the head and smacking him down on the ring apron before pushing up from the back of his head and flykicking Jaxon in the face! Ninja takes a moment, seemingly victorious, only for Saul to ram him from behind right into the outer face of the ringpost with a stern shove, leaning down to pick the unlubricated dick stick up and take the dick in his hands and stalking beyond their scope of sight, the greasiest man on the roster had the dick.
Ray White: Saul’s got it, he’s sizing both these guys and getting behind them, dildo in hand!
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Post by ninja on Feb 21, 2015 16:42:44 GMT -4
Saul goes to stick the dildo up Ninja but he reverses the attempt with a wheelbarrow roll up then rising jumping the air and landing back down the double foot stomp to the chest of saul as he lets out another kia!
The Ninja rises and saves himself from a back suplex from Jaxon Jones with a backfip, he steps back rebounding off the ropes and returning with a standing sea fire taking down Jones!
The Ninja stands poised in the ring taunting with a corny crane stance
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Post by Saul Ledgett on Feb 21, 2015 20:43:17 GMT -4
Jaxon Jones?
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Post by Vladimir Strife on Feb 21, 2015 23:13:24 GMT -4
Fuck'em. Hasn't been on in the past 24 hours and hasn't posted 4 days in. You guys can keep posting if you want and, if he shows, he can jump in later.
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Post by Saul Ledgett on Feb 23, 2015 18:44:21 GMT -4
The audience is absolutely ecstatic for The Ninja and his lightning quick attacks, the Japanese star in blue trunks already planning his next big move for his competition on the outside, rocking back and forth on his knee and bursting toward the ring ropes to jump right through them, Ninjas and rubber dicks fly and knock into both Saul and Jaxon with a suicide-styled Crossbody right over the top rope, tumbling both men down to a stop partially up the rampway.
The Ninja beats both fists down on the floor in triumph with an intense roar, his chest imploding with confidence as he adopts the stance of the Praying Mantis. Both Jones and Ledgett struggle to push themselves upright, however Ninja quickly savages their legs with quick kicks and both men hop on the floor momentarily, nimbly jumping onto the edge of the apron for a chance to attack both men in bundles yet again however fury takes over and both men catch Ninja up and brutally powerbomb him into the apron, small of the back first!
The audience groan in empathy for the clear fan favourite, Ninja, somewhat frozen and hunched across the ring apron and Jaxon Jones turns on Saul in a heartbeat with a back elbow, turning right back for Ninja having caught him on the rebound, literally, before throwing him over his head without abandon in a fall-away slam, only to hear a distinct SMACK as Saul Ledgett comes charging back to knock Ninja out of the sky with a running dildo shot!
Right after the showcase of power Jaxon had already begun posing arrogantly, his back turned to his foes, swept up in his own misguided sense of accomplishment, oblivious to the dick that awaits him from behind and Saul smacks him over the back of the head with the floppy sex toy, wrangling Jaxon up with an inverted facelock and screaming “BULLSHIT!” before violently rotating into a brutal swinging cutter he names... well… Bullshit!
Saul in on both knees with a wicked grin, grasping the dildo and licking it in truly disturbing fashion before mounting Jaxon and pressing the dildo down in his mouth a perverse act of brutality. Jaxon kicks frantically but the two hundred and eight five pound Shyster presses down on his face with all his might, whilst trying to throatfuck the brawler and Jones hand immediately hovers inches above the floor…
(Lack of time is lack of commentary. Just posting this real quick before work. Jesus will forgive my run-on sentences.)
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