Post by Vladimir Strife on Feb 6, 2015 22:05:18 GMT -4
As the camera feed comes in, EVPW finds it's General Manager, Devin Bozz, straightening his suit with Lizzie Morna at his side. He looks up to the camera, adjusts his glasses and gives a warm smile. Lizzie holds a microphone before him and he begins a quite obviously prepared statement.
"Earlier this evening, we saw as this great company's professionalism was called into question by a particular superstar.."
Lizzie Morna quickly chimes in.
"That being Taylor Nathan Thomas."
Devin squints and shoots a glance of annoyance at the reporter before continuing.
"Yes, Lizzie... it was. Anyhow, I would simply like to state that while we do value the opinions of ALL of our employees, EVPW is actually a quite professional place. We have been no stranger to controversy, as many know, but none the less, we are fully committed to providing our fans with an entertaining show while dilligently ensuring the safety of our staff..."
The showrunner's train of thought is derailed by a commotion down the hall. A stagehand comes rushing into view before tripping over his own feet and falling to the floor. Devin backs away as the young man scrambles to his feet, but a steel chair comes flying in behind him, catching him across the back of the head and knocking him back down. An unclothed arm reaches into the range of the shot and collects the chair and the camera pans over toward it, finding a shirtless Czar of Scars in his pajamas, black with zombies from his favorite television show upon them. As the hired help starts to pick himself up and looks back behind him, the GodKing slams the weapon down across his visage, stilling him against the cold concrete. He tosses the chair aside and begins to walk away.
"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! SERIOUSLY!"
Vladimir turns back toward Devin and innocently raises his hands in the air.
"Hey, I told the fucker - 'peanut butter M&Ms', NOT 'peanut'."
Bozz pinches the bridge of his nose to cope with the stress and frustration as EVPW's co-owner shrugs his shoulders and walks away.
"Earlier this evening, we saw as this great company's professionalism was called into question by a particular superstar.."
Lizzie Morna quickly chimes in.
"That being Taylor Nathan Thomas."
Devin squints and shoots a glance of annoyance at the reporter before continuing.
"Yes, Lizzie... it was. Anyhow, I would simply like to state that while we do value the opinions of ALL of our employees, EVPW is actually a quite professional place. We have been no stranger to controversy, as many know, but none the less, we are fully committed to providing our fans with an entertaining show while dilligently ensuring the safety of our staff..."
The showrunner's train of thought is derailed by a commotion down the hall. A stagehand comes rushing into view before tripping over his own feet and falling to the floor. Devin backs away as the young man scrambles to his feet, but a steel chair comes flying in behind him, catching him across the back of the head and knocking him back down. An unclothed arm reaches into the range of the shot and collects the chair and the camera pans over toward it, finding a shirtless Czar of Scars in his pajamas, black with zombies from his favorite television show upon them. As the hired help starts to pick himself up and looks back behind him, the GodKing slams the weapon down across his visage, stilling him against the cold concrete. He tosses the chair aside and begins to walk away.
"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! SERIOUSLY!"
Vladimir turns back toward Devin and innocently raises his hands in the air.
"Hey, I told the fucker - 'peanut butter M&Ms', NOT 'peanut'."
Bozz pinches the bridge of his nose to cope with the stress and frustration as EVPW's co-owner shrugs his shoulders and walks away.
