Post by TPK/Acid on Jan 27, 2015 23:41:11 GMT -4
Voice Over: Wrestling is a dangerous sport, and the men and women we see doing it on EVPW Wrestling have years of training. Please, do not attempt any of what you see on EVPW at home....UNTIL YOU BUY EVPW: The Home Game!
We now see the backyard of some random home in Concord, were two young boys stand staring into the camera. A moment passes, and TPK walks up behind the two youngsters, neither child seems to notice him, nor do they notice the chair he is clutching at his side. TPK puts a finger to his lips, seemingly asking the home audience to not give him away, however this notion quickly flies out the window when TPK, with a good whack, drills one of the two children in the back of the head with a chair. The kid easily goes down, and can be heard moaning in pain off camera. The remaining child, obviously shocked, turns to TPK and starts to slowly back away.
TPK: Relax kiddo, that was just a friendly little tap, just to let you know that I'm here. Now, where were we...AH YES! I'm here to shamelessly plug EVPW: The Home Game!
Kid: The Home Game?
TPK: No, EVPW: The Home Game, get it right or I need to remind you that I'm here...
Kid: EVPW: The Home Game, got it!
TPK: Muuuuuuuuuch better, what comes with EVPW: The Home Game you might ask.
Kid: What comes with EVPW: The Home Game!
TPK: Good question! Each copy of EVPW: The Home Game, comes with a ring, two steel chairs, a bag of thumbtacks, several shards of broken glass, and a ref shirt...because some poor shcmuck always has to be stuk on ref detail...the chairs come in real handy for "that guy".
As if by magic all of the above mentioned items materialize on screen, to the delight of the child who'll most likely not ride a slightly shorter bus to school. The child, thinking TPK wasn't paying attention scurries off for the nearest chair, he winds up to give TPK a chair shot, but TPK quickly spins and lays the poor kid out with a chair shot of his own. Hearing this commotion the father of the children bursts out the back door, a look of rage covering his face. He starts toward TPK, but out of nowhere Vlad Strife comes flying off of the roof, landing right on the father, he kicks him a good two or three times, grinning the whole time.
Vlad: And this is what happens when you let your dog shit in my yard...mother fucker!/font]
TPK: Uh...Vlad n...not included!
Vlad: I wanna get shitfaced...you're buying...let's go!
As the screen starts to fade, Vlad and TPK are seen casually exiting the back yard of what appears to be Vlad's Concord neighbors.
EoT
(Was bored this seemed a good idea)
We now see the backyard of some random home in Concord, were two young boys stand staring into the camera. A moment passes, and TPK walks up behind the two youngsters, neither child seems to notice him, nor do they notice the chair he is clutching at his side. TPK puts a finger to his lips, seemingly asking the home audience to not give him away, however this notion quickly flies out the window when TPK, with a good whack, drills one of the two children in the back of the head with a chair. The kid easily goes down, and can be heard moaning in pain off camera. The remaining child, obviously shocked, turns to TPK and starts to slowly back away.
TPK: Relax kiddo, that was just a friendly little tap, just to let you know that I'm here. Now, where were we...AH YES! I'm here to shamelessly plug EVPW: The Home Game!
Kid: The Home Game?
TPK: No, EVPW: The Home Game, get it right or I need to remind you that I'm here...
Kid: EVPW: The Home Game, got it!
TPK: Muuuuuuuuuch better, what comes with EVPW: The Home Game you might ask.
Kid: What comes with EVPW: The Home Game!
TPK: Good question! Each copy of EVPW: The Home Game, comes with a ring, two steel chairs, a bag of thumbtacks, several shards of broken glass, and a ref shirt...because some poor shcmuck always has to be stuk on ref detail...the chairs come in real handy for "that guy".
As if by magic all of the above mentioned items materialize on screen, to the delight of the child who'll most likely not ride a slightly shorter bus to school. The child, thinking TPK wasn't paying attention scurries off for the nearest chair, he winds up to give TPK a chair shot, but TPK quickly spins and lays the poor kid out with a chair shot of his own. Hearing this commotion the father of the children bursts out the back door, a look of rage covering his face. He starts toward TPK, but out of nowhere Vlad Strife comes flying off of the roof, landing right on the father, he kicks him a good two or three times, grinning the whole time.
Vlad: And this is what happens when you let your dog shit in my yard...mother fucker!/font]
TPK: Uh...Vlad n...not included!
Vlad: I wanna get shitfaced...you're buying...let's go!
As the screen starts to fade, Vlad and TPK are seen casually exiting the back yard of what appears to be Vlad's Concord neighbors.
EoT
(Was bored this seemed a good idea)
