I Want My Panties Back!

[Wolverina]

In a time and place past or future, depending on the broadcast of the program, the scene returns from a commercial and immediately there is commotion in the midst of the EVPW clientele. Scurrying over the crowd barrier is a member of yester yore, Wolverina. Dressed in jeans, tennis shoes, and a "I'm a level 30 Psion" shirt she takes claim of a mic and rolls into the ring. As one would expect, the fans are going bonkers with cheers and chants of her name, but she gets them to quiet down with some quick hand gestures. Her body language said it all. She means business. 


Wolverina
"I heard EVPW was showing a pulse again and knew that little popcorn fart Kahlan would be around trolling, so I was going to come here and beat her down. However she is nowhere to be seen as usual. The legend of the female Alex Stall lives on I suppose. Then I saw something on the internet that made my pristine blood just boil. That pervert is back! You know who I am talking about. That's right Kaspeeeeeen Stalker, I saw your little tweet and pic or instagram pic... whatever it was... you freak you still have my underwear! How disgusting. I am going to get right to the point here you weirdo. Come down here right now and give me my panties back or suffer the wrath of estrogen and anger. Bath-turd!"

[Shawn Scholes]

Hahaha, well a nice one. xD

[Kasabian Stalker]

Wolfie does not have to wait long. Soon after she had turned to the entranceway, the familiar heavy breathing emanates out of the speakers. This is followed by the metallic voice and cheesy synthesiser that sounds out Kasabian's arrival.


"COME WITH ME"

Bones by The Killers plays through and Stalker soon shows his face, a microphone in one hand and the panties in question in the other - a rather skimpy red number. Kasabian brings the thong to his face abd breathes in deeply, smiling as he exhales.

"Last time I saw you Haven..." Kasabian begins "You were naked, body paint all but worn off, kneeling right about where you are having just lost your one and only chance to get my title and your panties back."

Kasabian sniffs the red thong once more, lust filling his eyes as the EVPW faithful cheer the memory of one of the kinkiest matches in history. Kasabian's bulge seems to recall the memory as well, as noticed by the visibly disgusted Wolverina.

"Rules are rules my precious Haven. Why would I give back to you what is now my property? I am a man of my word... The question remains, just what are they worth to you?"

Kasabian raises an inquiring eyebrow seductively, licking his lips as he waits for Wolfie's reply.

OOC: Will edit later when I am not on my phone, this was just too good to pass up.

[Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)]

Plot twist. "I have your panties and they smell nice."