Mobile Accessibiity

[Vladimir Strife]

With gearing up for our return to EVPW, one thought I've had is how does a website like ours fit into the modern world where everyone is constantly on the go. Many of us don't have that time that we did to sit down in front of the computer every night and it can become a bit of a daunting task at times catching up with what all has happened around the site within a few busy days.

I'm pleased to say that we do have an answer to this. With smartphones become the norm in the world, many of us have ours no further than arm's length away at any given time and now EVPW can be that simple to access. We've recently changed Chatbox's, as I'm sure you're aware of by the point you see this message and one of the factors behind doing so is that it is now run through a place called Chatwing, which also has it's own iPhone and Android apps. You can download the app simply, quickly, and access EVPW's chat from anywhere. Nothing to do at work? Waiting around in a long line with nothing to do? Watching a movie at the theater and want to annoy the dick behind you? Had Mexican food for dinner last night? Just pull up that phone and amuse yourselves with whatever the fuck we happen to be talking about currently. It could be vaginas!

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chatwing&hl=en

"But Vlad, that only covers the social side of EVPW?" you bitch, having not let me finish. Shame on you. EVPW's forums are easily accessible through your smartphone by two handy apps. The first, quite obviously, is the Proboards app. This shit costs $3. If you choose to pay it though, it really is the better of the two and you can justify the expense by spending a ton of time on here to ensure you get your money's worth out of it.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.quoord.tapatalkpb.activity&hl=en

The second app, which is nice, but not quite as nice, is Tapatalk. This one is free, so you can enjoy EVPW even if you can't enjoy having the spare change for a fucking Big Mac.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.quoord.tapatalkpro.activity&hl=en

And if you don't have a smartphone, then quit being so fucking poor. I mean, seriously, even I have one and I use a bent up coathanger for a vegetable steamer.

[Ciles Gorey]

I just use my phone's internet and change the site to "desktop" mode rather than mobile.
Seems to work well.

[Hyperelf]

Fuck you. I don't need no stinkin' smart phone. I save so much money not having a smart phone. Plus, in all honesty, I'd probably lose or break my smart phone in the first week.

[Vladimir Strife]

Excuses. I pay 35 a month on my service and only paid 60 for my phone, which is impact resistant and waterproof

[Hyperelf]

I pay 20 a month on my service and only paid 20 for my phone. That's 40 I saved from the phone, and 15 a month more that I get which is equivalent to 180 I save a year that can go to something more important. I already have a desktop at home for internet. I rarely talk to people or text anyway. Why waste money on something I wouldn't use? Excuses? At least they are good excuses.