Post by Vladimir Strife on Dec 11, 2013 18:49:39 GMT -4
As an underwhelming episode of Tuesday Night Decimation comes to a close with John Blake's victory in the failed brainchild of the Devin Bozz, the booker hangs his head, trudging his way toward the back with a heavy sigh and looming depression. He glances up at the Butchertron, shaking his head at the pitiful show he's put on as the referee raises the Englishman's hand, nearly altogether passing over the body at the top of the ramp. A dark haired man stands at the entrance, a microphone in his hand and a wide smile upon his face. His eyes are narrowed as though the stadium lights threaten to blind him and Devin looks over the fresh face in confusion as Blake's music cuts out.
"Well, hello there, everyone!"
The fans and John's attention are now captured and they follow Devin in gazing toward the man with the receding line of dark hair.
"Devin, pal, you really outdid yourself tonight. This was, above and beyond, the shittiest shitfest I've seen you shit out."
Bozz's demeanor turns defensive, half considering attacking the antagonizer, but giving the idea up (in part due to the large stature of the individual).
"See, I had a little talk with some people pretty high up the ladder, Devin. And they, quite like myself, think it's about fucking time for a change. Now, don't get me wrong, I know you've been at this for all of about two weeks, but let's face it - if we let shit like this go on, we'll be boarding the fucking place up in two more. And there was talks about a whole conflict of fucking interest. I mean, for fuck sake, you get to set the matches for your little Teen Titans and manage them!? Not fucking cool, Devy."
The fans are silent, unsure what to make of what is going on.
"There's a new sheriff in town, folks, and you're looking right the fuck at 'em. The nice guy shit is done. You fuck around, fuck up my show, you answer to me. Some asshole forgets he has a fucking commitment and flakes, he's done. Some young fuck comes crying he doesn't get enough of a chance to prove himself, he's going to find out what he's worth. This whole shittrain is going back on it's god damn tracks and anyone who has a problem is getting put down right in front of it! The shit winds of change are upon us, people, so tune in to the next Decimation and say goodbye to the goddamn atrocity that tonight was. Oh, and Devin.. don't worry about being left out. You're going to be in action next week.. and I hope you bring your shitting pants."
EOT
"Well, hello there, everyone!"
The fans and John's attention are now captured and they follow Devin in gazing toward the man with the receding line of dark hair.
"Devin, pal, you really outdid yourself tonight. This was, above and beyond, the shittiest shitfest I've seen you shit out."
Bozz's demeanor turns defensive, half considering attacking the antagonizer, but giving the idea up (in part due to the large stature of the individual).
"See, I had a little talk with some people pretty high up the ladder, Devin. And they, quite like myself, think it's about fucking time for a change. Now, don't get me wrong, I know you've been at this for all of about two weeks, but let's face it - if we let shit like this go on, we'll be boarding the fucking place up in two more. And there was talks about a whole conflict of fucking interest. I mean, for fuck sake, you get to set the matches for your little Teen Titans and manage them!? Not fucking cool, Devy."
The fans are silent, unsure what to make of what is going on.
"There's a new sheriff in town, folks, and you're looking right the fuck at 'em. The nice guy shit is done. You fuck around, fuck up my show, you answer to me. Some asshole forgets he has a fucking commitment and flakes, he's done. Some young fuck comes crying he doesn't get enough of a chance to prove himself, he's going to find out what he's worth. This whole shittrain is going back on it's god damn tracks and anyone who has a problem is getting put down right in front of it! The shit winds of change are upon us, people, so tune in to the next Decimation and say goodbye to the goddamn atrocity that tonight was. Oh, and Devin.. don't worry about being left out. You're going to be in action next week.. and I hope you bring your shitting pants."
EOT
