Post by Amelia on Nov 2, 2013 19:29:42 GMT -4
The arena jeered the failed showing of Amelia's opponent and before long the referee was left with a decision to make. He shrugged and advised Miss Moneybags of his verdict before sauntering over and calling for the bell. The ding sounded three times and Lizzie stood before the masses with the mic to her savory lips.
-Lizzie-
"Ladies and gentleman, the referee in charge of this match, Nick Patrick, has ruled this match a no contest due to no show."
Amelia lounged against the ropes and looked rather pleased instead of irraited as her servant, Geoffrey, entered into the ring and stood beside her with full length body mirror in tow. After she took quick look of herself and deemed herself pretty enough to continue, she ordered him to retrieve a mic, which he obeyed. Within a few seconds he acquired a mic, wiped it off with a sanitary cloth, then deposited it into the hand of his boss lady.
-Amelia-
"I would like to apologise to all of you for my opponent's act of cowardice on this night. It was to be a very special debut for me, so I am a little ticked off, but I do not blame my mysterious opponent for no showing. I would also come down with a sudden illness or forget to set my alarm or get lost on the way to the arena if I found out I had to face Amelia Abernathy. So no hard feelings, coward. Do not be bitter fans. I may not have wrestled here tonight but I am not leaving this ring without entertaining you in some form. So without further adieu, Geoffrey, money please. One thousand."
Her butler reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a wad of money held tightly in a gold plated clip. He held it high into the air and made a full circle to let all in attendance get a good glimpse of it.
-Amelia-
"That is one thousand US dollars ladies and gentlemen. All in twenties. Geoffrey, the rope please."
Next he pulled out a rolled up jump-rope from his pants pocket and held it high with his other hand.
-Amelia-
"I am going to prove to all of you right here and now that I am not the stereotypical stuck up rich girl with a gorgeous face. I have one thousand dollars here for any child in the audience that can enter into this ring and perform 15 consecutive jumps of this rope without aid and without stopping or otherwise messing up. For those of you who do not know what a jump rope is, and I can see there's a lot of you that don't, it is a piece of exercise equipment. So, let me walk around here and see if I can find a kiddo brave enough to accept this fun little challenge."
Parents all but launched their children over the guard rail as Amelia went about her surveying. She passed up several who could have clearly done 15 or more and finally settled on a incredibly overweight Hispanic child. The crowd expressed their displeasure of the choice but she seemed unconcerned with their mood. Miss Moneybags summoned security to escort the boy into the ring and they obeyed. Once inside, the nervous boy sheepishly stood in place and looked up at Amelia with wide eyes.
-Amelia-
"What is your name, kid? And how old are ya?"
-Fransisco-
"Fransisco and I am um 9."
-Amelia-
"Perfect. Nice to meet you, Fransisco. This is your lucky day. In case you were preoccupied a moment ago, I have one thousand dollars here with your name on it if you can jump rope 15 times without stopping or messing up. Do you think you can do that and make your parents proud? Keep in mind this is YOUR money if you win it, not theirs. I am sure the government gives them plenty of free money just to feed and house you, so this is yours and yours alone. Got it? Can you do it?"
He shook his head yes and smiled for the first time. Geoffrey moved in and gave him the jump rope and wished him luck.
-Amelia-
"Okay everybody, to make sure he doesn't cheat I am going to count every jump he does and I encourage all of you to do the same. Let's give him some support guys and gals. Come on! Ready, Franny?"
He shook his head yes and extended the rope out in front of him as the fans clapped for him and shouted supportive things. He took a deep breath and completed the first jump with no problem and continued to go, his confidence rising.
-Amelia-
"1...2...3....4...5.....6....7...8..9...10...11... he's gonna do it guys...12...13....14."
Miss Abernathy suddenly swept a foot out from under him and he fell face first onto the mat. Boos immediately rose high and tense as Fransisco started to cry. Amelia, with mic still in hand, changed into a total bitch and fell to the mat alongside him, screaming at him.
-Amelia-
"That's the mat of the ring not a cake or pie you disgusting fatbody! Get your fat ass out of my ring. You failed the challenge because you are a failure. You fail at eating healthy. You fail at making your parents proud. You fail at life. Geoffrey, get him out of here."
Her butler gently escorted him to the edge of the ring where security took him and returned him to his furious parents.
-Jmmy Pate-
"What a BITCH. That was just wrong on every possible level."
-Ray White-
"Yeh, well, we have no shortage of bitches around here these days so it's not all that surprising to me."
Amelia took to the center of the ring in a prim and proper pose.
-Amelia-
"I'm Amelia Abernathy, and I am more than just a pretty face."
She playfully giggled and dropped the mic as her ring music clicked on. The scene then changed to some commercial.
EOT Comments Welcomed.
-Lizzie-
"Ladies and gentleman, the referee in charge of this match, Nick Patrick, has ruled this match a no contest due to no show."
Amelia lounged against the ropes and looked rather pleased instead of irraited as her servant, Geoffrey, entered into the ring and stood beside her with full length body mirror in tow. After she took quick look of herself and deemed herself pretty enough to continue, she ordered him to retrieve a mic, which he obeyed. Within a few seconds he acquired a mic, wiped it off with a sanitary cloth, then deposited it into the hand of his boss lady.
-Amelia-
"I would like to apologise to all of you for my opponent's act of cowardice on this night. It was to be a very special debut for me, so I am a little ticked off, but I do not blame my mysterious opponent for no showing. I would also come down with a sudden illness or forget to set my alarm or get lost on the way to the arena if I found out I had to face Amelia Abernathy. So no hard feelings, coward. Do not be bitter fans. I may not have wrestled here tonight but I am not leaving this ring without entertaining you in some form. So without further adieu, Geoffrey, money please. One thousand."
Her butler reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a wad of money held tightly in a gold plated clip. He held it high into the air and made a full circle to let all in attendance get a good glimpse of it.
-Amelia-
"That is one thousand US dollars ladies and gentlemen. All in twenties. Geoffrey, the rope please."
Next he pulled out a rolled up jump-rope from his pants pocket and held it high with his other hand.
-Amelia-
"I am going to prove to all of you right here and now that I am not the stereotypical stuck up rich girl with a gorgeous face. I have one thousand dollars here for any child in the audience that can enter into this ring and perform 15 consecutive jumps of this rope without aid and without stopping or otherwise messing up. For those of you who do not know what a jump rope is, and I can see there's a lot of you that don't, it is a piece of exercise equipment. So, let me walk around here and see if I can find a kiddo brave enough to accept this fun little challenge."
Parents all but launched their children over the guard rail as Amelia went about her surveying. She passed up several who could have clearly done 15 or more and finally settled on a incredibly overweight Hispanic child. The crowd expressed their displeasure of the choice but she seemed unconcerned with their mood. Miss Moneybags summoned security to escort the boy into the ring and they obeyed. Once inside, the nervous boy sheepishly stood in place and looked up at Amelia with wide eyes.
-Amelia-
"What is your name, kid? And how old are ya?"
-Fransisco-
"Fransisco and I am um 9."
-Amelia-
"Perfect. Nice to meet you, Fransisco. This is your lucky day. In case you were preoccupied a moment ago, I have one thousand dollars here with your name on it if you can jump rope 15 times without stopping or messing up. Do you think you can do that and make your parents proud? Keep in mind this is YOUR money if you win it, not theirs. I am sure the government gives them plenty of free money just to feed and house you, so this is yours and yours alone. Got it? Can you do it?"
He shook his head yes and smiled for the first time. Geoffrey moved in and gave him the jump rope and wished him luck.
-Amelia-
"Okay everybody, to make sure he doesn't cheat I am going to count every jump he does and I encourage all of you to do the same. Let's give him some support guys and gals. Come on! Ready, Franny?"
He shook his head yes and extended the rope out in front of him as the fans clapped for him and shouted supportive things. He took a deep breath and completed the first jump with no problem and continued to go, his confidence rising.
-Amelia-
"1...2...3....4...5.....6....7...8..9...10...11... he's gonna do it guys...12...13....14."
Miss Abernathy suddenly swept a foot out from under him and he fell face first onto the mat. Boos immediately rose high and tense as Fransisco started to cry. Amelia, with mic still in hand, changed into a total bitch and fell to the mat alongside him, screaming at him.
-Amelia-
"That's the mat of the ring not a cake or pie you disgusting fatbody! Get your fat ass out of my ring. You failed the challenge because you are a failure. You fail at eating healthy. You fail at making your parents proud. You fail at life. Geoffrey, get him out of here."
Her butler gently escorted him to the edge of the ring where security took him and returned him to his furious parents.
-Jmmy Pate-
"What a BITCH. That was just wrong on every possible level."
-Ray White-
"Yeh, well, we have no shortage of bitches around here these days so it's not all that surprising to me."
Amelia took to the center of the ring in a prim and proper pose.
-Amelia-
"I'm Amelia Abernathy, and I am more than just a pretty face."
She playfully giggled and dropped the mic as her ring music clicked on. The scene then changed to some commercial.
EOT Comments Welcomed.
