Post by 'The Franchise' SM Raye on Nov 1, 2013 11:15:21 GMT -4
The EVPW fans are enjoying another eventful night of action when the lights suddenly go out. The Butchertron comes to life with a man wearing a leather jacket with a hood, ripped up jeans, and a black shirt. The shape begins to walk a lonely desert road and a song begins to play.
"Its been so long
Long hard days
they dont say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
Those evil ways
So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"
As the tempo of the song begins to change the man throws his arms out as if he has been crucified.
"But I can't hide
Oh
And I wont hide
Oh Yeah!
My Evil Ways
I found out
That hate grow cold
The god rise up
Damn my soul
Cause I aint change
change my ways
I aint change
So I wont hide
Oh
I wont hide
Oh
I cant hide Yeah!
Oh
I cant hide HEY!
My evil ways"
The shape begins to move his hands slowly toward the hood, but the screen goes black and is quickly replaced by codes that flash quickly. Letters begin to place themselves below the code. H, E, S, B, A, C, and finally K.
"Well I cant hide
Oh
And I wont hide
Oh yeah!
Well I cant hide
Oh ouh!
Caus' I cant hide.
My evil ways."
The lights come back and the same person from the video is now standing on the entrance ramp the crowd is silent for a moment.
"He's back and here, but who is HE?"
"We have had SO many sexy EVPW stars returning these days I wonder which one this could be. I hope it's Desperado making an official comeback."
"He is on my list of people who has evil ways so to speak, but I don't think it is The Deadly and Dangerous One."
The shape makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, he uses the steps to get onto the apron as Ms. Morna looks as confused as everyone else. The man steps between the ropes and into the squared circle without a word and approaches the lovely announcer before reaching out and taking the microphone from her.
"Looks like HE is about to address us all."
"Let's see that face."
The shape stands there silent and still for a moment, letting the moment grow before finally quickly removing the hood from over his head to an ovation only equal to that of the match between Hayden Hardkore and Vladimir Strife.
"SM RAYE IS BACK!"
"Ooh my Sexy Outlaw is back! I am going to cream myself Jimmy!"
"Calm down Ray... I wouldn't want you to have to leave to change your Little Mermaid underwear."
"You been spying on my shopping again Jimmy? How did you know I was wearing those?"
Jimmy quickly clears his throat and attempts to change the subject.
"Let's see what Raye has to say... I'm sure he is quite aware of his former rival Chris Pyro no longer being part of the EVPW roster... Makes you wonder what he is thinking."
The Franchise raises the sound amplifying device to his lips as the crowd begins to chant.
"WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"
"If I could get you bleating bastards to shut up for a moment."
The crowd stops in seconds as his first sentence finishes.
"Now as I am sure you all know... I have had to go through several surgeries over the last few months to correct the imjuries that was done to me during my last show here... Injuries that were caused by myself and one Chris Pyro..."
Wrestling Last Outlaw stops for a moment as he licks his lips.
"While I was gone I kept an eye on EVPW thanks to a source that remain nameless at this time... But back on topic... I find it fucking funny that shortly after getting me out of his sights Pyro made his not so graceful exit from this place... And while I was gone Kade Samuels the man who out lasted me in the SPW Death Match also took a hiatus... But in the stead of their departures I have seen many old names in the history book of this company make appearances off and on... I have also seen the war building between several of them and several others... And it is funny that I am ONE of the guys... NO I AM THE GUY WHO PUT THIS FUCKING PLACE BACK ON THE MAP! And I don't get so much as a 'come back soon' note and flowers from management or anyone on the roster..."
"I sent him a note and flowers... He must have not have gotten them."
"Shut up Ray... He can't hear you remember."
"SEBASTIAN I SENT YOU FLOWERS AND A NOTE!"
Jimmy rolls his eyes and palms his face at his partner's actions.
"Hell I didn't even get those things from ANY of YOU!"
The One Man Militia points at the crowd, trying his best to get every single person in attendence.
"You HYPOCRITICAL fucks... We put our bodies and lives on the line for you and all you do is falsely support us when we are in action, but the moment one of us goes on the shelf you write him off and go on to the next person that management decides to cram down your fucking throats."
"SM sounds bitter and I cannot believe he is in any way, shape, or form is blaming these people for his stupidity... He is the one who signed up for the SPW Death Match... He is the one who decided to try and take Chris Pyro out."
"Quiet Jimmy... Let him finish talking."
"It's funny I mention the next person who the management decides to cram down your throat... And the reason it is funny because the next person they decide to stick in your suck holes is none other than the current EVPW Decimator Champion Rhaps... The stabbing lunatic who doesn't know a fucking wrist lock from a wrist watch... A man who should have a straight jacket not a God damn championship strapped around him. Oh and it gets better.... Let's take a look at the new faction rising to take on the vile, evil that is now 'running rampant' in this company. The Alliance... Vladimir Strife, Kade Samuels, Maxwell Silverhammer... AND whoever the fuck else they decide to bring in... I'll admit Samuels got one fluke on me so far... Strife is the only worth barely worth the waste of oxygen to mention... But who are The Alliance ALIGNING against... Well there we go the same pussy ass mother fucker who I brought up moments ago... Rhaps, Envy, Nick Carson and AGAIN whoever the fuck else the decide to add to the list..."
"SM is a master at this... Look how the crowd is eating up his every word... And he is so well informed as of current things in this company."
"I think he is just grasping at straws now."
"You see Alliance... Carson.. Rhaps... Envy... HELL I WANT EVERY ONE OF YOU SONSA BITCHES AND WHORES IN THE BACK TO LISTEN! When I am finally cleared I am coming back and I am going to be gunning for anyone who is in MY way as I go for the Decimator Championship. That belt is MY destiny... MY mission... MY cause... MY final brass ring... And I do not care who I have to burn through to get to it... Whether it be Carson, Envy, Samuels, Rhaps, Jaggeroth, Strife... Fuck IF it has to be KINGBEAR himself... I will go through you ALL..."
Raye drops the mic and starts to exit the squared circle, but stops and turns back. He picks the microphone back up.
"You know what... FUCK medical clearance... THE FRANCHISE's road to glory starts NOW!"
He throws the microphone back down and does his signature pose as the crowd rains down their adoration and/or hatred for him.
"Its been so long
Long hard days
they dont say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
Those evil ways
So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"
TBC if anyone wants or EOT
"Its been so long
Long hard days
they dont say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
Those evil ways
So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"
As the tempo of the song begins to change the man throws his arms out as if he has been crucified.
"But I can't hide
Oh
And I wont hide
Oh Yeah!
My Evil Ways
I found out
That hate grow cold
The god rise up
Damn my soul
Cause I aint change
change my ways
I aint change
So I wont hide
Oh
I wont hide
Oh
I cant hide Yeah!
Oh
I cant hide HEY!
My evil ways"
The shape begins to move his hands slowly toward the hood, but the screen goes black and is quickly replaced by codes that flash quickly. Letters begin to place themselves below the code. H, E, S, B, A, C, and finally K.
"Well I cant hide
Oh
And I wont hide
Oh yeah!
Well I cant hide
Oh ouh!
Caus' I cant hide.
My evil ways."
The lights come back and the same person from the video is now standing on the entrance ramp the crowd is silent for a moment.
"He's back and here, but who is HE?"
"We have had SO many sexy EVPW stars returning these days I wonder which one this could be. I hope it's Desperado making an official comeback."
"He is on my list of people who has evil ways so to speak, but I don't think it is The Deadly and Dangerous One."
The shape makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, he uses the steps to get onto the apron as Ms. Morna looks as confused as everyone else. The man steps between the ropes and into the squared circle without a word and approaches the lovely announcer before reaching out and taking the microphone from her.
"Looks like HE is about to address us all."
"Let's see that face."
The shape stands there silent and still for a moment, letting the moment grow before finally quickly removing the hood from over his head to an ovation only equal to that of the match between Hayden Hardkore and Vladimir Strife.
"SM RAYE IS BACK!"
"Ooh my Sexy Outlaw is back! I am going to cream myself Jimmy!"
"Calm down Ray... I wouldn't want you to have to leave to change your Little Mermaid underwear."
"You been spying on my shopping again Jimmy? How did you know I was wearing those?"
Jimmy quickly clears his throat and attempts to change the subject.
"Let's see what Raye has to say... I'm sure he is quite aware of his former rival Chris Pyro no longer being part of the EVPW roster... Makes you wonder what he is thinking."
The Franchise raises the sound amplifying device to his lips as the crowd begins to chant.
"WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"
"If I could get you bleating bastards to shut up for a moment."
The crowd stops in seconds as his first sentence finishes.
"Now as I am sure you all know... I have had to go through several surgeries over the last few months to correct the imjuries that was done to me during my last show here... Injuries that were caused by myself and one Chris Pyro..."
Wrestling Last Outlaw stops for a moment as he licks his lips.
"While I was gone I kept an eye on EVPW thanks to a source that remain nameless at this time... But back on topic... I find it fucking funny that shortly after getting me out of his sights Pyro made his not so graceful exit from this place... And while I was gone Kade Samuels the man who out lasted me in the SPW Death Match also took a hiatus... But in the stead of their departures I have seen many old names in the history book of this company make appearances off and on... I have also seen the war building between several of them and several others... And it is funny that I am ONE of the guys... NO I AM THE GUY WHO PUT THIS FUCKING PLACE BACK ON THE MAP! And I don't get so much as a 'come back soon' note and flowers from management or anyone on the roster..."
"I sent him a note and flowers... He must have not have gotten them."
"Shut up Ray... He can't hear you remember."
"SEBASTIAN I SENT YOU FLOWERS AND A NOTE!"
Jimmy rolls his eyes and palms his face at his partner's actions.
"Hell I didn't even get those things from ANY of YOU!"
The One Man Militia points at the crowd, trying his best to get every single person in attendence.
"You HYPOCRITICAL fucks... We put our bodies and lives on the line for you and all you do is falsely support us when we are in action, but the moment one of us goes on the shelf you write him off and go on to the next person that management decides to cram down your fucking throats."
"SM sounds bitter and I cannot believe he is in any way, shape, or form is blaming these people for his stupidity... He is the one who signed up for the SPW Death Match... He is the one who decided to try and take Chris Pyro out."
"Quiet Jimmy... Let him finish talking."
"It's funny I mention the next person who the management decides to cram down your throat... And the reason it is funny because the next person they decide to stick in your suck holes is none other than the current EVPW Decimator Champion Rhaps... The stabbing lunatic who doesn't know a fucking wrist lock from a wrist watch... A man who should have a straight jacket not a God damn championship strapped around him. Oh and it gets better.... Let's take a look at the new faction rising to take on the vile, evil that is now 'running rampant' in this company. The Alliance... Vladimir Strife, Kade Samuels, Maxwell Silverhammer... AND whoever the fuck else they decide to bring in... I'll admit Samuels got one fluke on me so far... Strife is the only worth barely worth the waste of oxygen to mention... But who are The Alliance ALIGNING against... Well there we go the same pussy ass mother fucker who I brought up moments ago... Rhaps, Envy, Nick Carson and AGAIN whoever the fuck else the decide to add to the list..."
"SM is a master at this... Look how the crowd is eating up his every word... And he is so well informed as of current things in this company."
"I think he is just grasping at straws now."
"You see Alliance... Carson.. Rhaps... Envy... HELL I WANT EVERY ONE OF YOU SONSA BITCHES AND WHORES IN THE BACK TO LISTEN! When I am finally cleared I am coming back and I am going to be gunning for anyone who is in MY way as I go for the Decimator Championship. That belt is MY destiny... MY mission... MY cause... MY final brass ring... And I do not care who I have to burn through to get to it... Whether it be Carson, Envy, Samuels, Rhaps, Jaggeroth, Strife... Fuck IF it has to be KINGBEAR himself... I will go through you ALL..."
Raye drops the mic and starts to exit the squared circle, but stops and turns back. He picks the microphone back up.
"You know what... FUCK medical clearance... THE FRANCHISE's road to glory starts NOW!"
He throws the microphone back down and does his signature pose as the crowd rains down their adoration and/or hatred for him.
"Its been so long
Long hard days
they dont say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
Those evil ways
So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"
TBC if anyone wants or EOT