Post by 'The Franchise' SM Raye on Aug 27, 2013 18:34:49 GMT -4
A webcam screams to life and the first thing seen is a man wearing the purple mask of Hawkeye.
"Go resseki no minasama kon'nichiwa... Watashi wa h?kuai gozen... Watashi wa, Nihon no resuringu renmei no shoy?-sha o mi ni tsukete iru masukudesu... Watashi wa shinsei densetsu gozen... Watashi wa,-go ni hij? ni jukuren shita k?do saught gozen... Blah blah blah... What the fuck ever... For those of you who fell for the fucking trick... You are dumber than I thought you were. And for those of you who didn't way to go you're not as dumb as I thought you were..."
The false Hawkeye gives an arrogant smirk.
"Come on Hawk you can't say you have forgotten about me already... I know with your family issues, your debts, and your company you have had a lot on your mind, but you can't honestly say you have forgotten me..."
The masked man moves the camera over to reveal the crutch at his side.
"Yeah that's right EVPW I am still on the shelf so to speak, but I am healing faster than the doctors thought possible. And I am sure you all have been enjoying my time at the commentary table the last week or so. I said it before... I make ratings and I create controversy so that fact has been cemented several times over by now... I am the best in the world at what I do... And I STILL find it funny that Chris Pyro wants to take credit for my absence from the ring... Let me say it once loud and clear... I am not in the ring due to doctors orders not due to fear of that Jack in the box on crack or his worthless lil cohorts. End of discussion."
The One Man Militia lets out a chuckle.
"Hawkeye I just want you to know one thing... Watashi wa anata to shiagatte ita toki... Anata no me ni kisuwoshite, sur?pu j?tai ni oku tame ni watashi o monogoi sa remasu... Anata no saigo no nokori no junbi o... Bokus?-chi ni shutsudearu junbi ga dekite... Watashi wa chansu o eru Cuz no... Watashi wa s?jitsu no anata no owari ni naru tsumoridesu. Sugu ni anata o sansh? shite kudasai... Ima meinu no tame ni say?nara."
EOT
Translation 1-Hello Ladies and Gentlemen... I am Hawkeye... I am the mask wearing owner of a japanese wrestling federation... I am a bonafide legend... I am a very skilled and highly sought after...
Translation 2- When I am finished with you... You will begging me to kiss your eyes and lay you to sleep... Prepare for your final rest... Be ready to be out to pasture... Cuz when I get the chance... I am going to be your end of days. See you soon... Goodbye for now bitch.
