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Post by Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey on Aug 20, 2013 8:57:15 GMT -4
August 20th, 2013. Live from the EVPW Gymnasium in Concord, California. Sponsored by Big Pete's Necrophilia Barn off I-80. "Big Pete's, you whack em' we fack em'."
Dark Match! Stipulation:Singles Kahlan Clarkson vs. Dick Gozinia
Strong Foot Forward Match Stipulation: Singles. Shawn Scholes vs. Lee Pyro
Match #2 EVPW Weekly Bar Brawl. All contenders welcome. Just enter the bar then have at it. No winners, or losers. Just a tab we'll never be able to pay back. Filmed on the previous Saturday Night.
Match #3 Stipulation: Non-title Singles. Chris Dolmeth vs. Aryana "Envy" Reinfield
Pre-Main Event. Stipulation: Lady Luck Elimination. Jerry Nate vs Vladimir Tepes Strife vs. Syn
Grimey's Main Event's Presents! HARDCORE CAGE for the KotDM Title! Rhaps (c) vs Big Jim w/Cletus.
The card will end, well, whenever I damn well feel like, really. But probably next Wednesday or Thursday. Good luck to all, and remember to have fun, or I'll do terrible things to you and your little sister. And if you don't see your name on the card, that means you didn't reply to my mass email, and are SOL unless I can find you another opponent.
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Post by Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey on Aug 20, 2013 9:05:17 GMT -4
Notes: Lady Luck match: In the interest of blood lust, we'll say it's no DQ. Also, the conditions to win will change on the whims of Lizzie Morna as she turns her back to the match and spins the wheel whenever she feels like it, whatever it lands on, either Pinfall/Submission/10-Count, the condition to eliminate or win will change the second it lands.
Hardcore Cage match: Not a hard concept. It's a topped cage, and there's weapons tied to the wall. Enjoy.
Also! A hurt SM Rayes is joining the commentary team to earn a paycheck while he heals from his beatdown.
P.S: WE HAVE TOO MANY DAMN TWEENER/HEELS! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BOOK QUALITY WHEN I HAVE MORE HEELS THAN HEALTHY THOUGHTS!?
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Ciles Gorey
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Post by Ciles Gorey on Aug 20, 2013 10:29:04 GMT -4
Oh you suck.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 10:56:39 GMT -4
With Raye on commentary, is he replacing anyone or is it a 3 man announce team?
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Ciles Gorey
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Post by Ciles Gorey on Aug 20, 2013 11:02:44 GMT -4
With Raye on commentary, is he replacing anyone or is it a 3 man announce team? Could anyone give me an idea of what Rayes is like? Kinda at a disadvantage as far as using him goes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:17:49 GMT -4
Raye is an egotistical character, believes himself to be the last true pro wrestler stuck in a world of "sports entertainers".
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Post by Slut (✿ ◕‿◕) on Aug 20, 2013 13:13:26 GMT -4
You forgot me... again. *sulks*
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Post by Ciles Gorey on Aug 20, 2013 13:45:31 GMT -4
Kahlan vs Dick if you really want.
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Post by Vladimir Strife on Aug 20, 2013 13:49:36 GMT -4
P.S: WE HAVE TOO MANY DAMN TWEENER/HEELS! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BOOK QUALITY WHEN I HAVE MORE HEELS THAN HEALTHY THOUGHTS!? So... 2?
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Post by Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey on Aug 20, 2013 21:03:56 GMT -4
Kahlan, you kinda have to reply or I won't book you...you know? Your messages.
Kahlan vs. Dick booked for the dark match.
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Post by Shawn Scholes on Aug 21, 2013 15:29:07 GMT -4
Lee Pyro? Okay. Will post tomorrow, for sure.
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