Post by Cletus & Big Jim on Jul 8, 2013 18:13:57 GMT -4
Well, that was certainly and interesting contest Ray...
Well, I'll admit that I didn't see it ending that way.
We're only just getting started tonight. Coming up next we've got a real brawl between the The Cody Cannibal, Spike Steel, and the King of the Deathmatch, Big Jim. We last saw Jim take care of Red Winters in brutal barbed wire cage match. He paid a compliment to you that night too Ray...if I'm not mistaken.
You keep that thing away from me JP! He's big and hairy, and I don't like the look he gets when I'm around. All these sexy men around, and I'm being chased by the ape that time forgot! Hopefully these two will knock each other off tonight.
Neither of these guys are too showy, and both are double tough. I will say this, I'm not sure Big Jim has ever fought a man so like him in style and sheer durability. It'll be interesting to see how he manages.
Let's go up to the ring...
Our next contest will be a Hardcore match, there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, and the action will continue until a winner is determined. The first participant hails from Black Rapids, New Brunswick Canada and weighs in at 245lbs. He is the Perverse Pulp Peeler, and the King of the Deathmatch, Big Jim!
The voice of Tom Waits warbling Don't Go Into That Barn fills the arena.
Big Jim emerges from behind the curtain, clothed in moose skin and his trademark chains. He pays no heed to the decidedly mixed reaction of the crowd, and carries the KotDM title just above the floor.
Well, I'll admit that I didn't see it ending that way.
We're only just getting started tonight. Coming up next we've got a real brawl between the The Cody Cannibal, Spike Steel, and the King of the Deathmatch, Big Jim. We last saw Jim take care of Red Winters in brutal barbed wire cage match. He paid a compliment to you that night too Ray...if I'm not mistaken.
You keep that thing away from me JP! He's big and hairy, and I don't like the look he gets when I'm around. All these sexy men around, and I'm being chased by the ape that time forgot! Hopefully these two will knock each other off tonight.
Neither of these guys are too showy, and both are double tough. I will say this, I'm not sure Big Jim has ever fought a man so like him in style and sheer durability. It'll be interesting to see how he manages.
Let's go up to the ring...
Our next contest will be a Hardcore match, there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, and the action will continue until a winner is determined. The first participant hails from Black Rapids, New Brunswick Canada and weighs in at 245lbs. He is the Perverse Pulp Peeler, and the King of the Deathmatch, Big Jim!
The voice of Tom Waits warbling Don't Go Into That Barn fills the arena.
Big Jim emerges from behind the curtain, clothed in moose skin and his trademark chains. He pays no heed to the decidedly mixed reaction of the crowd, and carries the KotDM title just above the floor.
