Post by KingBear on Jun 6, 2013 7:36:42 GMT -4
The scene opens up with Kade dressed in business attire, Blue Jeans and a Button Up shirt for him, walking towards a large office building, holding a bag of Carls Jr in his hand. His goofy grin is painted on his face as he enters the building, the camera follows him into an elevator where he goes up to the 6th floor. A ding and the doors open, letting the pair out into what looks like a reception area. The words "Carls Jr" are up on the wall above the receptionist in big red and white letters.
Kade clears his throat and smiles at the pretty receptionist doing her nails at her desk. No response, her eyes dont even leave her nails, eliciting yet another grunt and throat clearing from Kade. Still nothing from his target, Kade coughs rather loudly and she continues to ignore him. Breaking the rules of filming, Kade turns and looks rather annoyed at the Camera beside him before coughing, clearing his throat, grunting, groaning and making other rather unattractive noises. This goes on for a few minutes until Kade finally loses his energy and stops to take a breath. "Excuse me.. Ma'am.." With that, the woman quickly looks up, surprised by the presence of the man before her.
"Whoa.. Wow.. Where'd you come from? You sure are quiet.. What can I do for you sir?" The woman smiles, setting her nail polish aside as she looks up at the wrestler before her.
"Yes.. Hi. My name is Kade Samuels and I have an appointment with Mr Bogelby."
"Kade.... Samuels.. Kade... Samuels.. Hmm... Kim Sanchez?"
He shakes his head, "Nope.. Kade Samuels."
"Ah! Here you are.. Mr Kade Samuels.. Yes, Mr Bogelby has been expecting you.. I'll buzz you in, go all the way down the Hallway and you'll find a door marked "Marketing". He's in there. Have a nice day sir."
Kade Smiles and nods, heading towards the door and waiting for the woman to let him in. A few seconds go by and you hear a muffled voice in the background, seemingly from the cameraman, and once again startled, the woman finally buzzes them in. The pair walk down the hallway passing a few random doors and cubicles before finally coming to the door marked "Marketing". With a twist of the handle, Kade walks in, leading the cameraman in with his bag of Carls Jr in hand.
"Ah! You must be Mr Samuels.. You're a professional wrestler, looking to do a commercial for Carls Jr to help support your brand. At least, that's what it says here on your form. So what is it that you're really here for son?" A rotund man slowly stands up from his comfortable chair, wobbling over to the young rookie before shaking his hand.
"Well sir, that is what I'm here for. I wrestle for Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling.. And I'm trying to help raise some money for my Boss by getting you to advertise with us. We have a lot of fans and the place is really taking off. It's an amazing place to wrestle and an amazing show to watch." Kade smiles, his goofy grin almost taking over his face as the rotund man waddles back to his chair, flopping down into it rather heavily.
"Rather odd.. Well, what is it you have for us?"
"Well.. Y'know how you had those commercials with people like Shaq and Paris Hilton and the like. The ad always had them eating one of your burgers. And it said "If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face." I want to be one of the faces in your ad. I love eating burgers so I'm sure I could handle that.." The silly grin stays in place as he brings the bag up in front of him, pulling out a burger and a container of French Fries. He unwraps the burger quickly and holds it in one hand, the container in the other.
"Look at that, you're even prepared. Well.. Let's see what you got Kid.. You got the look of someone we'd like to have running and ad for us.." The mere sight of the burger brings drool to the second chin of the business man sitting down. He attempts to shrug off his desire for the food, waiting on Kade.
A deep breath before the plunge, Kade smiles before taking huge bite after bite from the burger. Between bites, he pours some fries into his mouth. Miraculously, through all of this, he doesnt get even a shred of food anywhere on his person and the container of fries and the burger are both devoured within a matter of a minute. Satisfied, Kade smiles and looks to the man before him for his answer.
"Well son, you didnt lie about one thing.. You sure do like burgers.. But the problem is, the ad says "If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face." I dont see even a shred of food anywhere.. Every singe granule of salt from the fries found a way into your mouth it seems. You dont quite fit the bill son.."
His eyes go wide and Kade drops to his knees in the room, his hands clasp before him and he looks at the Marketing lead before him. "Please sir! Let me try again! I swear.. I'll do better.. I have an extra burger and fries even."
"Alright, you get one more shot.. Let me see how you do.. Remember.. Our burgers are messy.."
With that, Kade nods and slowly stands up. He pulls the second burger and fries from the bag and thinks to himself a minute, his tongue poking out between his lips and his eyes looking up like he's reading his brain. After a few seconds of this, Kade quickly adjusts his grip on the food and takes his shirt off. He then proceeds to rub the burger all over his body, ketchup, secret sauce, tomatoes, onions, cheese and grease coating his chiseled form. After a few minutes of this, Kade devours what's left of the burger, sticking a few fries to the parts of cheese and other sections that would hold them.
The camera fades out with the rotund man laughing and shaking his head at the grinning Kade Samuels. Slowly after fading to black, the words "Carls Jr" come up on the screen.
A narrator with a deep voice pipes in at the Carls Jr logo, "If it doesnt get all over the place. It doesnt belong in your face."
EOT Comments welcome
Kade clears his throat and smiles at the pretty receptionist doing her nails at her desk. No response, her eyes dont even leave her nails, eliciting yet another grunt and throat clearing from Kade. Still nothing from his target, Kade coughs rather loudly and she continues to ignore him. Breaking the rules of filming, Kade turns and looks rather annoyed at the Camera beside him before coughing, clearing his throat, grunting, groaning and making other rather unattractive noises. This goes on for a few minutes until Kade finally loses his energy and stops to take a breath. "Excuse me.. Ma'am.." With that, the woman quickly looks up, surprised by the presence of the man before her.
"Whoa.. Wow.. Where'd you come from? You sure are quiet.. What can I do for you sir?" The woman smiles, setting her nail polish aside as she looks up at the wrestler before her.
"Yes.. Hi. My name is Kade Samuels and I have an appointment with Mr Bogelby."
"Kade.... Samuels.. Kade... Samuels.. Hmm... Kim Sanchez?"
He shakes his head, "Nope.. Kade Samuels."
"Ah! Here you are.. Mr Kade Samuels.. Yes, Mr Bogelby has been expecting you.. I'll buzz you in, go all the way down the Hallway and you'll find a door marked "Marketing". He's in there. Have a nice day sir."
Kade Smiles and nods, heading towards the door and waiting for the woman to let him in. A few seconds go by and you hear a muffled voice in the background, seemingly from the cameraman, and once again startled, the woman finally buzzes them in. The pair walk down the hallway passing a few random doors and cubicles before finally coming to the door marked "Marketing". With a twist of the handle, Kade walks in, leading the cameraman in with his bag of Carls Jr in hand.
"Ah! You must be Mr Samuels.. You're a professional wrestler, looking to do a commercial for Carls Jr to help support your brand. At least, that's what it says here on your form. So what is it that you're really here for son?" A rotund man slowly stands up from his comfortable chair, wobbling over to the young rookie before shaking his hand.
"Well sir, that is what I'm here for. I wrestle for Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling.. And I'm trying to help raise some money for my Boss by getting you to advertise with us. We have a lot of fans and the place is really taking off. It's an amazing place to wrestle and an amazing show to watch." Kade smiles, his goofy grin almost taking over his face as the rotund man waddles back to his chair, flopping down into it rather heavily.
"Rather odd.. Well, what is it you have for us?"
"Well.. Y'know how you had those commercials with people like Shaq and Paris Hilton and the like. The ad always had them eating one of your burgers. And it said "If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face." I want to be one of the faces in your ad. I love eating burgers so I'm sure I could handle that.." The silly grin stays in place as he brings the bag up in front of him, pulling out a burger and a container of French Fries. He unwraps the burger quickly and holds it in one hand, the container in the other.
"Look at that, you're even prepared. Well.. Let's see what you got Kid.. You got the look of someone we'd like to have running and ad for us.." The mere sight of the burger brings drool to the second chin of the business man sitting down. He attempts to shrug off his desire for the food, waiting on Kade.
A deep breath before the plunge, Kade smiles before taking huge bite after bite from the burger. Between bites, he pours some fries into his mouth. Miraculously, through all of this, he doesnt get even a shred of food anywhere on his person and the container of fries and the burger are both devoured within a matter of a minute. Satisfied, Kade smiles and looks to the man before him for his answer.
"Well son, you didnt lie about one thing.. You sure do like burgers.. But the problem is, the ad says "If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face." I dont see even a shred of food anywhere.. Every singe granule of salt from the fries found a way into your mouth it seems. You dont quite fit the bill son.."
His eyes go wide and Kade drops to his knees in the room, his hands clasp before him and he looks at the Marketing lead before him. "Please sir! Let me try again! I swear.. I'll do better.. I have an extra burger and fries even."
"Alright, you get one more shot.. Let me see how you do.. Remember.. Our burgers are messy.."
With that, Kade nods and slowly stands up. He pulls the second burger and fries from the bag and thinks to himself a minute, his tongue poking out between his lips and his eyes looking up like he's reading his brain. After a few seconds of this, Kade quickly adjusts his grip on the food and takes his shirt off. He then proceeds to rub the burger all over his body, ketchup, secret sauce, tomatoes, onions, cheese and grease coating his chiseled form. After a few minutes of this, Kade devours what's left of the burger, sticking a few fries to the parts of cheese and other sections that would hold them.
The camera fades out with the rotund man laughing and shaking his head at the grinning Kade Samuels. Slowly after fading to black, the words "Carls Jr" come up on the screen.
A narrator with a deep voice pipes in at the Carls Jr logo, "If it doesnt get all over the place. It doesnt belong in your face."
EOT Comments welcome
