Post by TPK/Acid on May 17, 2013 15:05:16 GMT -4
The scene opens up with a black screen, the sound of a key clicking tumblers into place, the screen pops to life now, with the shot of a ightly furnished apartment. Red winters enters followed by his friend/manager TPK. Red looks around, whilst slipping a his keys back into his pocket.
Red:Well, here we are. It's not much, but it's home.
TPK:Great, hope you don't mind but I invited a friend over.
Red:Say what? How is that possible? This door was locked, and I'm currently in possession of the key man.
TPK:Master is a crafty old bastard, I tell you. Well, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool, if Master Lo is in the other room, I'll send him out.
TPK exits into the next room, only to return a few short moments later dressed in a completely new set of clothes. He slowly saunters toward Red, who at this point isn't really sure what the hell is going on.
TPK Well, well, well. You are the one my young friend has told me may need help. I see, very well, let us start.
Red: Kid, come on, quit screwing around. I KNOW that's you.
TPK: This not HIM, this ME. Psycho Kid in bathroom, probably taking big poop! Meanwhile I, am with you.
Red starts to say something in objection, but stops himself. His head instinctively shaking slowly from side to side. Letting out a sigh, Winters decides to stop arguing with the mad man standing in front of him.
Red:Ok mate, I'll bite. If you are NOT TPK, then who exactly are you?
TPK Wei Lo, "Master of Feng Shui!" Let us begin!
Red: Master...of Feng Shui? How is moving my stuff around going to help me?
TPK: You think it is simple as this? We just "Move stuff around!?" HA! Shows how much you know friend, this is just small part. More about keeping the balance of heaven and earth, thus maintaining a positive qi! Think of qi as your life force, when it is not balanced, things can get very dicey.
Red, surprised a bit by the logic somewhat changes his stance on this. He think a moment about what has been said by Master Lo/TPK but stops himself mid thought.
Red:Wait, even if this would help me in the ring...why would I need it? I've had one match, sure I lost it, but it was Shawn Dreamer. No shame there, dude is a living legend.
TPKWhat about the bar brawl, and what about last week with Scar?
Red:The Bar Brawl didn't count towards anything, and YOU were in that Scar match. Not, me.
TPK:Oh, I fought crazy masked guy? I don't remember that, you obviously mistaken Winters. I saw match on video tape though, and TPK fought in your place. Still, had you been balanced, you may not have lost the match before even getting a chance to fight it. This ALL I am saying! You agree, yes? No need to wait on answer, OF COURSE YOU AGREE!
Lo stamps his foot, and shakes the pointer finger on his right hand at Red. Red, taken by surprise, jumps back a few inches. Red's gaze shifts from side to side, in a vein attempt to make logic out of this very illogical situation.
Red:Fine, I give up. What do you want me to do...move a lamp or something?
TPK:No, lamps good. I already move all lamps! We start much harder with you, lamps HA! No, I want you to find and remove all bear trap. There are four...maybe five.
Red:Bear Traps? Are you out of your flippin' mind Master Lo!?
TPK:Very much so, now FIND TRAPS!
Now, clearly in a state of panic, Red cautiously walks around his apartment. He begins checking everywhere he can think, the first trap he finds is in the middle couch cushion. He finds a second moments later, in the dishwasher. A few more minutes pass, with no luck, until finally three and four are found. Three, in the freezer, and four in the cabinet behind the cereal boxes. Red continues his search, but comes up with naught, until Wei finally calls for a stop.
TPK:Ok, my mistake. Guess, four was right number. Five would have been silly, five is just an odd number anyway. This is finished for now, I'm going to go take a nap now.
Wei Lo exits the room, and a few moments later TPK rushes out of the room, a bear trap firmly latched to his rear end. Red snickers a little while TPK frantcially attempts to remove the metallic device.
Red:FIVE!
TPKWhat!? Dude, this shit hurts, help me get this fucking thing off of me!
Red:You got it man, you got it.
The scene ends as Red casually approaches TPK, an begins prying the Bear Trap from off of his butt.
EoT
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Red:Well, here we are. It's not much, but it's home.
TPK:Great, hope you don't mind but I invited a friend over.
Red:Say what? How is that possible? This door was locked, and I'm currently in possession of the key man.
TPK:Master is a crafty old bastard, I tell you. Well, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool, if Master Lo is in the other room, I'll send him out.
TPK exits into the next room, only to return a few short moments later dressed in a completely new set of clothes. He slowly saunters toward Red, who at this point isn't really sure what the hell is going on.
TPK Well, well, well. You are the one my young friend has told me may need help. I see, very well, let us start.
Red: Kid, come on, quit screwing around. I KNOW that's you.
TPK: This not HIM, this ME. Psycho Kid in bathroom, probably taking big poop! Meanwhile I, am with you.
Red starts to say something in objection, but stops himself. His head instinctively shaking slowly from side to side. Letting out a sigh, Winters decides to stop arguing with the mad man standing in front of him.
Red:Ok mate, I'll bite. If you are NOT TPK, then who exactly are you?
TPK Wei Lo, "Master of Feng Shui!" Let us begin!
Red: Master...of Feng Shui? How is moving my stuff around going to help me?
TPK: You think it is simple as this? We just "Move stuff around!?" HA! Shows how much you know friend, this is just small part. More about keeping the balance of heaven and earth, thus maintaining a positive qi! Think of qi as your life force, when it is not balanced, things can get very dicey.
Red, surprised a bit by the logic somewhat changes his stance on this. He think a moment about what has been said by Master Lo/TPK but stops himself mid thought.
Red:Wait, even if this would help me in the ring...why would I need it? I've had one match, sure I lost it, but it was Shawn Dreamer. No shame there, dude is a living legend.
TPKWhat about the bar brawl, and what about last week with Scar?
Red:The Bar Brawl didn't count towards anything, and YOU were in that Scar match. Not, me.
TPK:Oh, I fought crazy masked guy? I don't remember that, you obviously mistaken Winters. I saw match on video tape though, and TPK fought in your place. Still, had you been balanced, you may not have lost the match before even getting a chance to fight it. This ALL I am saying! You agree, yes? No need to wait on answer, OF COURSE YOU AGREE!
Lo stamps his foot, and shakes the pointer finger on his right hand at Red. Red, taken by surprise, jumps back a few inches. Red's gaze shifts from side to side, in a vein attempt to make logic out of this very illogical situation.
Red:Fine, I give up. What do you want me to do...move a lamp or something?
TPK:No, lamps good. I already move all lamps! We start much harder with you, lamps HA! No, I want you to find and remove all bear trap. There are four...maybe five.
Red:Bear Traps? Are you out of your flippin' mind Master Lo!?
TPK:Very much so, now FIND TRAPS!
Now, clearly in a state of panic, Red cautiously walks around his apartment. He begins checking everywhere he can think, the first trap he finds is in the middle couch cushion. He finds a second moments later, in the dishwasher. A few more minutes pass, with no luck, until finally three and four are found. Three, in the freezer, and four in the cabinet behind the cereal boxes. Red continues his search, but comes up with naught, until Wei finally calls for a stop.
TPK:Ok, my mistake. Guess, four was right number. Five would have been silly, five is just an odd number anyway. This is finished for now, I'm going to go take a nap now.
Wei Lo exits the room, and a few moments later TPK rushes out of the room, a bear trap firmly latched to his rear end. Red snickers a little while TPK frantcially attempts to remove the metallic device.
Red:FIVE!
TPKWhat!? Dude, this shit hurts, help me get this fucking thing off of me!
Red:You got it man, you got it.
The scene ends as Red casually approaches TPK, an begins prying the Bear Trap from off of his butt.
EoT
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