Homecoming Queen

[Wolverina]

Early in the Decimation program the show comes back to a sweeping camera view of the raving spectators in attendance. Signs of every degree are held high and proud, from funny to serious to just plain weird. As the eye of the media device eventually comes to a stop, it rests upon the squared hell that will continue to facilitate the men and women who are to do battle tonight, and inside that very ring stands the elegant Lizzie Morna.

She raises the mic to her lips and is prepared to deliver her duties, not needing a cue card to aid her like so many of her counterparts do, when her first word is cut off  quicker than Jerry Nate's lightweight ass at a bar. Every head and set of eyes snap to the entrance way as "Kick In The Teeth" cranks out of the speakers.



The fans recognize this theme and immediately commence to their cheering as the music continues to play, building up the suspense. Alas, approximately 40 seconds into it the woman in question bursts onto the stage in all her glory, bringing every ass out of their seat.

JP: "Well I'll be damned, Ray! Look what the cat dragged in! She's back! Haven is HOME!"

Ray: "Does that trailer trash think there's a sale on double wides out here or something? Why in the hell did she come back? I don't want her here stealing up the spotlight from the nice fresh crop of menfolk we have acquired."

JP: "Show some respect to the woman! Pound for pound Wolverina is one of the best ever, and undeniably the greatest female wrestler of all time. Now pipe down and enjoy the homecoming."

Tonight she wears a pair of form fitting blue jeans, a light colored Hollister top, and pig tails.



Atop the ramp, Wolverina extends her arms out in her trademark crucifix pose and unleashes her loudest she wolf howl yet, to which the crowd responds back with ear  shattering howls of their own. Haven takes in the scene before her, having never been received with such adulation before. It takes her aback a little. Then, as she's done so many times before, the People's Princess starts her high energy, crowd pumping romp to the ring - tagging hands, hugging fans, and kissing babies. And around the ring she goes, even giving JP a hug and kiss and (forcefully) gives one to Ray White as well (which is rejected). She laughs it off and rolls into the ring with a mic in hand. Her music dies out but the cheering of the masses doesn't. Haven's heavily dimpled smile spreads ear to ear as she motions for them to calm down.

Wolverina: "(In that sweet, honeyed tone)… Honeys, I'm HOOOOOOOOOOME!"

Insantly, "Welcome Home" chants thunder in and yet again it takes a hand gesture from the Queen of Queens to get them to cease.

"I'm EVPW born, EVPW bred, and when I die I'll be EVPDubya dead! Hot Dayum it feels good to be back home! Right here is where it all started four years ago. EVPW. I was 19 and didn't have very much pro wrestling experience, yet EVPW gave me a chance. I knew it would be rough but I didn't know how rough and how personal things would get. I was almost immediately targeted by the Outcasts, Jaggeroth, Pyro, Kahlan, Nick Carson and just about every other nut job around this place. They thought I was weak. She wouldn't last they said. But y'all out there (points to the fans) didn't give up on me, no, you got behind me and pushed me, and when you pushed me I pushed my boot up their asses and my fists down their throats! Because of your belief in me, I thrived to go beyond what any woman has ever done before, and I took many bumps and bruises a long the way. In the end, however, I attained every single championship title this sport has to offer, to include the world title. Together, we did something amazing. I used my influence to help others in the communities who couldn't help themselves, but I would not have any of that influence without each and every one of you. That is why I wanted to come here, to say, from the bottom of my heart… THANK YOU!"

Her loyal applaud the heart felt thank you and reply in kind with chants of "You Deserve It".

"Now, don't worry, this isn't some retirement speech. Heck, I'm only 23, well, soon to be 24. No, this is simply a big fat thank you and a 'where do I go now?'. Well, I like to mentor and give back so I was…."

TBCB They Know Who.

[Envy]

 The hometown honey’s speech is abruptly interrupted by the sound of music trickling through the
speakers.



“I watched you change,
into a fly

I looked away,
you were on fire
I watched a change in you
It's like you never had wings 


Now you feel so alive
I've watched you change-“



The curtain is ripped to the side and out steps a diva with emerald colored hair clad in a black leotard with a mean face on its front. Her eyes scan the crowd, who responds with a resounding boom of contempt. She places her hand behind her ear, bends slightly at the waist and makes a big show of twisting to and fro to hear their wails of abhorrence. The venomous bitch smiles contentedly as she drinks in the disapproving yowls of the audience. Upon satiating her hunger the sinful siren begins her waltz down the ramp toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans as she goes.

Ray: “Who’s she? I think I actually found a female wrestler I can be a fan of; she looks like a serious bitch!”

JP: “Well Ray, that would be The New Zealand Terror Envy, one of our newest members. The Kiwi recently joined our ranks, having devoured what talent her native federation had to offer. She’s a monster, hungry for power and never satisfied.”

Ray: “Envy… Hmm… Well I’m def lovin’ her hair Jimmy, so long and vibrant. I wonder if she’s a deep sleeper…”

“I took you home 
Set you on the glass 
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed.”

When Envy reaches the squared circle she grips the edge of the ring and yanks herself up. The Covetous Cunt then slides one leg after the other through the middle rope. Upon entering the stage she prances over to Wolverina and nips the air in front of her face impishly. She then strolls over to Lizzy and the announcer hands her a microphone before backing away a safe distance. The music fades and the sinful siren raises the microphone to her lips. 

“Well, hellooo Miss Farmer’s daughter,” The New Zealand terror says in her thick Kiwi drawl, whistling and smirking menacingly as her eyes dance across Wolverina’s form, “aren’t you a delicious little piece of trailer trash.”

The Covetous Cunt extends her arm and swipes at one of the country bumpkin’s tiny braids, “I don’t think you could even handle a match against someone like me, too soft; too pretty…” Envy then lightly smacks the side of Wolfie’s face, whilst giving her a stare that dared her to return the blow, and clicks her tongue softly, “Aintcha Princess?”

Ray: "Did she just?... Did she just slap Wolverina like a little hoe? Oh... My... God... I think I'm in love.... Are we sure she's a chick?"

JP: "Yes Ray, she's a woman-"

Ray: "Cause there was that one time-"

JP: "No Ray, she's not a transvestite."

Ray: "Well she has some major balls."

“These dags think you’re the Shit eh? I thought EVPW had some real talent, a challenge. Instead, the divas here are weak at best, I
wouldn’t even feel right calling you two bitches, because that would be an insult to women like me; powerful women. Well, yer nothin’ but a bob, Bella Morte’s a fuckin’ cream puff, and the men here are a pack of drooling pups. However, I’ll gladly put you dandies in your places and I think I’ll start by mussing yer pretty face.”

TBCB Wolverina

[Wolverina]

Vile names of every sort along with your standard hate filled jeers begin to rain in from the masses. The Queendom is in an uproar. How dare someone besmirch the Queen of Queens in such a way. The two ladies in the ring share a long stare with each other, Haven finally breaking first with a hand in the air toward her loyal, commanding them to simmer down. Never taking her eyes off the woman who looms over her, Wolverina brings the mic up to her luscious lips.

"Don't boo this woman with disrespect, folks. Yes, her attitude stinks. Yes, she was likely raised in a barn. But during my travels abroad I got to see a match or two she was in and she is a damn fine wrestler. This woman is Aryana 'Envy' Renfield, was known as the New Zealand Terror. Make no mistake, she terrorized her opponents. Last I heard you were still undefeated and had ended a young woman's career. I take it nobody ever brought you down, did they?"

The confident, cruel expression that swims across the six footer's visage is all the answer Haven needs. But just to make it clear, Aryana slowly shakes her head "no".

"Thought so. Oh well, there's a first time for everything. You may have my respect as a wrestler, but don't you dare translate that into weakness. See, what you just did may fly in Kiwi country, but here in America, in my home sweet home, when someone comes out and ruins a welcome home shin-dig it warrants a good old fashioned passionate ass whoopin'. And as luck would have it, I brought my ring gear with me tonight. So, loose translation: Your ass, my boot, right here TONIGHT!"

The crowd explodes with cheers.

"Well that escalated quickly!"
"As well it should. I don't care who you are, you don't just waltz in on someone's parade and piss all over the floats. Envy actually challenged her if you read between the lines."

"What's it gonna be, sperm spittoon? You gonna put your money where your mouth is or slink away?"

Talking is over now. Wolverina tosses the mic down and holds out her arms in the universal "bring it on" gesture, then begins to whoop the fans into a frenzy as Aryana raises the mic to her lips looking unphased by the angry young woman.

"Do I accept your challenge? No I do not, because you are no challenge for me. However, I will gladly come to this ring tonight and decimate you right here on... Decimation. See what I did there?"

With a coy little smirk, Envy drops the mic and confidently walks backward and exits onto the ring's apron. Before jumping off, she gives one last look at Haven, shooting her an all knowing smile and wink to let her know she may have just bitten off more than she can chew. The People's Princess pays no mind to it and continues to rile everyone into a frenzy.

"We have a match then! Right here tonight on Decimation, first time in over a year Wolverina will be in action. I know this is cliche, but business has just picked up!"

The show cuts to a commercial as the two women share a stare and extra words not picked up by the camera.

EOT