Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 17:40:17 GMT -4
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The video begins with the EVPW logo being engraved into the screen with animated sounds to go with it. No longer than just a few seconds later the intro ends and the image of a mans face greets the viewers. The man smiles into the lens of the webcam as he sits comfortably on in his living room. He starts to speak, his tone comes off immediately as very condescending.
Kelvin Gracie: "Eagle Pro Vision Wrestling decides to opens it's doors for perhaps the last time. I'm hearing names like Shawn Dreamer, Chris Pyro and Rhaps being thrown around, I'm hearing a bunch of the past. But let me refresh you memories for just a moment; these are the guys who were around the first time EVPW died, the second time EVPW died, the third time EVPW died, - I hope you all see the pattern here, because it's very clear what's going on here. Nobody wants to see these guys anymore! Nobody gives a rat ass about these washed up, has-been, never-where-that-good, wrestlers anymore, and to be quiet honest the wrestling era has passed! Nobody wants to see greased up men hug each other for duration of a match. What everyone wants is good old fashion brawl! "
The martial artist adjusts his laptop to get his arms into view and while holding on to it, he begins to flex with his free arm.
Kelvin Gracie: "Tuesday night at Decimation you will be able to tell your kids, to tell their kids, to tell their kids that Kelvin Gracie was real. He walked this earth and their great-great grandpop was there, he witnessed it, the historical night when he made his professional wrestling debut. And put on old-school West-Linn beat down on the school girl Scar and got one more win for the Bad Guy! Matt Scar beat me... if you can! Oh and one more thing KABOOM!"
As he says "Kaboom" he shuts his laptop down and the feed cuts off with that.
OOC: Just a small little something to introduce everyone to the #BadGuy Comments welcomed.
The martial artist adjusts his laptop to get his arms into view and while holding on to it, he begins to flex with his free arm.
Kelvin Gracie: "Tuesday night at Decimation you will be able to tell your kids, to tell their kids, to tell their kids that Kelvin Gracie was real. He walked this earth and their great-great grandpop was there, he witnessed it, the historical night when he made his professional wrestling debut. And put on old-school West-Linn beat down on the school girl Scar and got one more win for the Bad Guy! Matt Scar beat me... if you can! Oh and one more thing KABOOM!"
As he says "Kaboom" he shuts his laptop down and the feed cuts off with that.
OOC: Just a small little something to introduce everyone to the #BadGuy Comments welcomed.
