Wolverina vs Kahlan

[Wolverina]

Wolverina stands in the ring under the mega-trophy suspended high above her head. Alot of words have been exchanged between her and her arch-nemesis Kahlan through the interwebs, but tonight would be put up or shut up. Haven stands on guard, never one to let the likes of the underhanded Kahlan sneak up on her. At least not anymore. Although not under contract with EVPW, Kahlan's ghw contract has an open competition clause, which means she can compete anywhere else. The EVPW Universe waits with bated breath....

[YouKnowWho]

Sex and Candy


Jimmy: WHAT?! IS THIS FOR REAL!? It can’t be!

To Jimmy Pate’s utter disbelief the Tron speaks of the truth and this is proven so when the Ultimate Megastar strides out onto the stage. Kahlan Clarkson dressed in complete black from foot to the nape of her neck freezes in time and space for a five second pose, the likes of which have been missing from EVPW for a long time.

White: Oh but it is! The chick flick is back in town!

“Haven, I’m sick and tired of hearing from you day in and day out. I couldn’t care less what you think you have achieved in this business, quite frankly I don’t give a rat’s arse. But once and for all, I’ve stepped over everything I promised I would never do and that was competing in an EVPW ring again. Do you know why? Because tonight, I am ending this for good, I will face you one last time but this will be different from all those other matches we’ve ever had. You see this isn’t going to be just about who will win the title “best female wrestler of all time”, it will be the end of one of our careers. Haven, whoever loses tonight will have to kiss goodbye their career as a wrestler in this business. Not just this company or the other, or anywhere else… but from everywhere! Haven, after tonight, if you’re brave enough to accept my only condition of facing you again, one of us will never, eeeeeeevvveeeeeeeer compete in a wrestling ring agaaaaaiiinnnnn!”

Kahlan drops her microphone bearing hand and forges a frown out of intensely drawn together facial muscles. She casts a razor sharp glare towards the woman inside the ring challenging her to face her one last time.


TBCB Wolverina

Posted on behalf of Kahlan since she is still banned and nobody with powers is around to unban her. All credit goes to the great Kahlan.

[Wolverina]

There's not a moment's hesitation nor need of a microphone for Wolverina. The Queen of Queens steps onto the ring's apron and screams "I ACCEPT!" like a banshee. The crowd roars with cheer as the bell rings and Wolfie charges angrily up the path toward her most hated nemesis.

"She accepted! And I don't like it. Kahlan is the queen of ladders but also the queen of sneakiness. Wolfie may be walking into an ambush here."
"I hope so. One less woman to see around here. Wait, no, actually she's one of the few that are still around EVPW so... uggh... GO WOLFIE!"

TBCB K.