Post by Wolverina on Aug 15, 2012 20:08:26 GMT -4
With EVPW virtually dead, an anonymous temporay (one week long) GM has been thrown under the bus to provide the EVPW fanbase with a few matches. This temporary GM has assembled the last few true EVPW'ites to once again put on a hell of a show.
Match One: Jaggeroth VS A Roll Of Toilet Paper.
The mystery GM has finally found someone... errm ... something Jaggy's old beat up wrinkled ass can actually, hopefully, maybe defeat. That's right, a roll of toilet paper. Can Jaggy dig deep within and pull out a victory, or will he pull out something else instead? Oh my the innuendos!
Tag Team Tornado Match, with weapons of course. Violent Tendencies (TJ Pain and Kuk Killswitch) VS Blood Stained Warriors (Chris Pyro and Lee Pyro).
The evil Blood Stained Warriors get first crack at the new blood, while Violent Tendencies seek to use their veteran opponents as nothing more than stepping stones to the top. No dqs, all weapons allowed, mayhem as only these four can bring.
Special Challenge Match: Wolverina VS Kahlan???
After Wolfie's milestone achievment of being declared Greatest Female Wrestler of all Time by Pro Wrestling Illustrated, and subsuquent receiving of the extravagant trophy, GHW elite Kahlan Clarkson hit the interwebs with a fury. Kahlan launched a web war with Wolverina, upset that the People's Princess was awarded such an accolade and not her. Kahlan has since pointed out the fact that while Wolverina may have won more titles, defended them more, and been involved in more high profile matches than her, she has not only defeated but dominated Wolverina countless times in the past. In response Wolverina has set up a one time inter-brand match with Kahlan, if the Ladder Queen is brave enough to accept. Winner takes home the trophy and moniker of Greatest Female Wrestler ever. Since these two have fought in every match possible against each other, with Kahlan winning them all, the temporary GM has decided to toss two of their favorite match types together, so this will be fought in a Nebraska Deathmatch Ladder Match. The trophy in dispute will be hung high above the ring, and in order to retrieve a ladder to climb for it, one must pin her opponent for a three count followed by a LMS 10 count thereafter. Anything goes.
Reverse Steel Cage Match: Aiden Andrews VS Scar
Two of the very best, bravest, and badass EVPW has to offer will do battle in this random but unique match. The rules are as follows: The two combatants will start out atop the ramp. In order to win one must beat, maul, destroy the other with anything he can get his hands on (to include items brought in by the fans), allowing himself time enough to open the cage door and enter the ring, or climb up and over the cage and into the ring for the win.
Main Event! Reverse Battle Royal Inferno Match!
The temporary GM has decided to keep with the "reverse" theme by booking this cluster of a match. Anyone, champion or not, jobber or elite, fan or bum off the street can enter. The winner gets a title shot of his or her choosing on the following SNK. The goal of the match is to be the FIRST one to eliminate himself/herself over the top rope. Ah, but there's a catch. Not only will they have to beat down and escape any number of foes doing battle with them, they also must brave a trench of fire that surrounds the entire ring, which is set to motion sensors so when someone crosses over the top rope in flight the fire erupts into a massive wall of flesh devouring heat. To start off the match for merely laughs, the temporary GM has entered two gimmick characters, named LOLDRAGON and LOLTROLL. These two will commence battle for two minutes, then another EVPW competitor will come down the ramp and enter the fray. Every two minutes from there on out will bring forth a new combatant, until someone is able to hurl themselves over the ropes and fire to achieve victory. There is no set number of competitors.
Deadline is Saturday, August 25th, 2012 at 11:59 PM EST.
Ring Announcer: Lizzie Morna
Commentators: Ray White and Jimmy Pate
Sponsor: The Obama Campaign... "We make working people support those who have the ability to work but refuse to. And there's nothing you can do about it."
Match One: Jaggeroth VS A Roll Of Toilet Paper.
The mystery GM has finally found someone... errm ... something Jaggy's old beat up wrinkled ass can actually, hopefully, maybe defeat. That's right, a roll of toilet paper. Can Jaggy dig deep within and pull out a victory, or will he pull out something else instead? Oh my the innuendos!
Tag Team Tornado Match, with weapons of course. Violent Tendencies (TJ Pain and Kuk Killswitch) VS Blood Stained Warriors (Chris Pyro and Lee Pyro).
The evil Blood Stained Warriors get first crack at the new blood, while Violent Tendencies seek to use their veteran opponents as nothing more than stepping stones to the top. No dqs, all weapons allowed, mayhem as only these four can bring.
Special Challenge Match: Wolverina VS Kahlan???
After Wolfie's milestone achievment of being declared Greatest Female Wrestler of all Time by Pro Wrestling Illustrated, and subsuquent receiving of the extravagant trophy, GHW elite Kahlan Clarkson hit the interwebs with a fury. Kahlan launched a web war with Wolverina, upset that the People's Princess was awarded such an accolade and not her. Kahlan has since pointed out the fact that while Wolverina may have won more titles, defended them more, and been involved in more high profile matches than her, she has not only defeated but dominated Wolverina countless times in the past. In response Wolverina has set up a one time inter-brand match with Kahlan, if the Ladder Queen is brave enough to accept. Winner takes home the trophy and moniker of Greatest Female Wrestler ever. Since these two have fought in every match possible against each other, with Kahlan winning them all, the temporary GM has decided to toss two of their favorite match types together, so this will be fought in a Nebraska Deathmatch Ladder Match. The trophy in dispute will be hung high above the ring, and in order to retrieve a ladder to climb for it, one must pin her opponent for a three count followed by a LMS 10 count thereafter. Anything goes.
Reverse Steel Cage Match: Aiden Andrews VS Scar
Two of the very best, bravest, and badass EVPW has to offer will do battle in this random but unique match. The rules are as follows: The two combatants will start out atop the ramp. In order to win one must beat, maul, destroy the other with anything he can get his hands on (to include items brought in by the fans), allowing himself time enough to open the cage door and enter the ring, or climb up and over the cage and into the ring for the win.
Main Event! Reverse Battle Royal Inferno Match!
The temporary GM has decided to keep with the "reverse" theme by booking this cluster of a match. Anyone, champion or not, jobber or elite, fan or bum off the street can enter. The winner gets a title shot of his or her choosing on the following SNK. The goal of the match is to be the FIRST one to eliminate himself/herself over the top rope. Ah, but there's a catch. Not only will they have to beat down and escape any number of foes doing battle with them, they also must brave a trench of fire that surrounds the entire ring, which is set to motion sensors so when someone crosses over the top rope in flight the fire erupts into a massive wall of flesh devouring heat. To start off the match for merely laughs, the temporary GM has entered two gimmick characters, named LOLDRAGON and LOLTROLL. These two will commence battle for two minutes, then another EVPW competitor will come down the ramp and enter the fray. Every two minutes from there on out will bring forth a new combatant, until someone is able to hurl themselves over the ropes and fire to achieve victory. There is no set number of competitors.
Deadline is Saturday, August 25th, 2012 at 11:59 PM EST.
Ring Announcer: Lizzie Morna
Commentators: Ray White and Jimmy Pate
Sponsor: The Obama Campaign... "We make working people support those who have the ability to work but refuse to. And there's nothing you can do about it."
