Post by Wolverina on Jul 26, 2012 21:36:37 GMT -4
The scene opens backstage to the triage area, where Wolverina, fresh off consulting the medics to make sure she is fit to compete again tonight, is seen exiting the room. Lizzie is there to intercept.
"Wolfie, are you crazy? You just got done with a match against Vladimir Strife and you're still going to go along with the main event EVPW booked you in?"
"Darn tootin' I am. Vlad expected me to go away like Amanda Hallsworth did not long after his insidious act, but I'm not going to. I am going to main event this show and steal it. Then I'm gonna work my way up and become world champion! He didn't break me and I'm gonna prove it starting tonight.. (suddenly busts a singing voice).. Can't nobody take my pride, can't nobody hold me down, oh no I gotz to keep on movin'."
"That's very commendable of you, but come on you're facing two high caliber wrestlers in Magnus Gunner and AJ Scally. It's going to be a tough match."
"Who in the living death is this AJ Scally I keep hearing about?"
"Well, honestly, he's been in a slump for the past several years... okay maybe for his entire career... (crowd laughs at Lizzie's snide remark) but he did beat Gunner on SNK. He is also anti-American. He-"
Wolverina finishes the sentence for her, although it probably wasn't what she planned on saying.
"Is a piece of shit. That's pretty much the gist of it from what you told me. Look Lizzie, I have a good bead on talent around here. I know who's who around here, from top to bottom, curtain jerker to elite. This AJ caricature you speak of isn't even on my radar and there's probably good reason for it. After all, he's going around using the oldest gimmick in the world, the anti-American one, so that pretty much sums up how god awful this twinkle toed blood colored stool sample AJ Scally is. The only logical conclusion I can come up with for him beating Magnus on SNK is this.... Gunner converted to Christianity a few days prior to the match and felt sorry for poor little poverty level no talent Scally. Gunner more than likely took pitty on the poor feller and decided to do the first good deed he has ever done in his life. A mercy win. He let AJ beat him. It was basically an act of charity, since obviously a snatch-muscle like Scally couldn't possibly achieve such a accolade even by sheer luck. I think that was mighty nice of Gunner but make no mistake, Lizzie, I am going out there tonight to gun the Gunner down. He and I can pray later. Now if you'll excuse me, someone needs to Dew Me"
The men all yell out in favor of the sexually misconstrued statement. The GodQueen catches a bottle of Mountain Dew thrown to her from a off camera stage hand. With no theatrics at all, Wolfie walks off camera, the scene fading out and into a hype promo for the next EVPW ppv.
------- Few Segments Later-------------
Lizzie stands tall and proud inside the ring, the crowd roaring to high pitch over her even as she belts loudly into the magic talking stick.
"It is time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening. The following contest is a Elimination Match fought under Submission Only rules. There will be no dqs, no count outs, and no pin falls. Introducing first, hailing from Blair, Nebraska, she is the former multi-time TV Champion and tag champion, former King/Queen of the Deathmatch Champion and is YOUR princesss..... WOOOLVERINA!"
Wolverina bursts out from behind the curtain as if shot out of Barney the Dinosaur's anus, and makes a quick, determined romp to the ring, making sure to tag hands and hug as many as possible along the way. She enters the squared hell and spins in a slow circle, accepting the praise she so richly deserves as her music fades to nothing.
"There she is folks, one in a million. There will never be another like her. She is the undisputed greatest female wrestler in history, and one of the best pound-for-pound competitors we've ever seen. "
"And it's all going to be for naught when Magnus gets his sexy mitts on her and twists her up like a pretzel. I hope she's eliminated first. If Magnus and Scally have any sense they will put their differences aside for a litlte bit and get rid of her.... then we will see a good, sweaty, man grunting wrestling contest as it should be."
".. Good grief."
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"Wolfie, are you crazy? You just got done with a match against Vladimir Strife and you're still going to go along with the main event EVPW booked you in?"
"Darn tootin' I am. Vlad expected me to go away like Amanda Hallsworth did not long after his insidious act, but I'm not going to. I am going to main event this show and steal it. Then I'm gonna work my way up and become world champion! He didn't break me and I'm gonna prove it starting tonight.. (suddenly busts a singing voice).. Can't nobody take my pride, can't nobody hold me down, oh no I gotz to keep on movin'."
"That's very commendable of you, but come on you're facing two high caliber wrestlers in Magnus Gunner and AJ Scally. It's going to be a tough match."
"Who in the living death is this AJ Scally I keep hearing about?"
"Well, honestly, he's been in a slump for the past several years... okay maybe for his entire career... (crowd laughs at Lizzie's snide remark) but he did beat Gunner on SNK. He is also anti-American. He-"
Wolverina finishes the sentence for her, although it probably wasn't what she planned on saying.
"Is a piece of shit. That's pretty much the gist of it from what you told me. Look Lizzie, I have a good bead on talent around here. I know who's who around here, from top to bottom, curtain jerker to elite. This AJ caricature you speak of isn't even on my radar and there's probably good reason for it. After all, he's going around using the oldest gimmick in the world, the anti-American one, so that pretty much sums up how god awful this twinkle toed blood colored stool sample AJ Scally is. The only logical conclusion I can come up with for him beating Magnus on SNK is this.... Gunner converted to Christianity a few days prior to the match and felt sorry for poor little poverty level no talent Scally. Gunner more than likely took pitty on the poor feller and decided to do the first good deed he has ever done in his life. A mercy win. He let AJ beat him. It was basically an act of charity, since obviously a snatch-muscle like Scally couldn't possibly achieve such a accolade even by sheer luck. I think that was mighty nice of Gunner but make no mistake, Lizzie, I am going out there tonight to gun the Gunner down. He and I can pray later. Now if you'll excuse me, someone needs to Dew Me"
The men all yell out in favor of the sexually misconstrued statement. The GodQueen catches a bottle of Mountain Dew thrown to her from a off camera stage hand. With no theatrics at all, Wolfie walks off camera, the scene fading out and into a hype promo for the next EVPW ppv.
------- Few Segments Later-------------
Lizzie stands tall and proud inside the ring, the crowd roaring to high pitch over her even as she belts loudly into the magic talking stick.
"It is time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening. The following contest is a Elimination Match fought under Submission Only rules. There will be no dqs, no count outs, and no pin falls. Introducing first, hailing from Blair, Nebraska, she is the former multi-time TV Champion and tag champion, former King/Queen of the Deathmatch Champion and is YOUR princesss..... WOOOLVERINA!"
Wolverina bursts out from behind the curtain as if shot out of Barney the Dinosaur's anus, and makes a quick, determined romp to the ring, making sure to tag hands and hug as many as possible along the way. She enters the squared hell and spins in a slow circle, accepting the praise she so richly deserves as her music fades to nothing.
"There she is folks, one in a million. There will never be another like her. She is the undisputed greatest female wrestler in history, and one of the best pound-for-pound competitors we've ever seen. "
"And it's all going to be for naught when Magnus gets his sexy mitts on her and twists her up like a pretzel. I hope she's eliminated first. If Magnus and Scally have any sense they will put their differences aside for a litlte bit and get rid of her.... then we will see a good, sweaty, man grunting wrestling contest as it should be."
".. Good grief."
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