Mark Force vs Ryan Daniels

[-Jack Noble-]

Match One
Singles Match
Mark Force vs Ryan Daniels
Two newbies to EVPW get the opening match. Hopefully they put on one hell of a show for the fans to get them pumped up for what else is to come later on in the PPV.
Referee: John Patterson

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The lights go out, and the crowd gets excited until they realize a Mark Force match is up next. Everyone leaves to go get popcorn.
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JP : Here we go folks. The debut match of Mark Force and Ryan Daniels.

Suddenly, a face pops up on the big screen.
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EVPW! The wait...is over.

The crowd chants : “We weren’t waiting for you at all, actually”.
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Well. That was a pretty complicated sentence to all chant in unison like that. I’m impressed.

The crowd starts to boo.
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Shit. Hold on.

Mark turns to page one of “Getting Over For Dummies”.
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Complement the local sports team. Hm. Las Vegas. Las Vegas. Do these guys even have a sports team?

He looks at the cameraman.
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You’re gonna cut that part out right?

We’re live.

Good. Thanks. Anyways. ACTION! Las Vegas...uhhh. Your local sports team is awesome and I’m a big fan.

The crowd is booing even louder now.
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Okay. I see. You’re all big and bad while I’m up here on the big screen. Lets see how loud you boo when you’re face to face with the toughest dude this side of Justin Timberlake.

JP : Of all the tough guys he could have referenced....he chose Justin Timberlake?

“Pretty Fly For a White Guy” hits and Mark Force comes charging down the ramp. About halfway down he keels over and holds his sides. The crowd laughs. Mark motions to the back, and a man in scrubs brings down an oxygen mask and a wheelchair. A young fan ringside calls Mark a “fat-faced-pig”. Mark fights back the tears.
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IT’S THE THIN AIR UP HERE, OKAY!?

JP : Okay. Seriously. Who let this guy in here?

Ray : You’re supposedly looking at a former World Champ.

JP : I get it...but, do you know how many federations are out there? Just about anyone can be a world champion these days if you find the right place to work. Maybe he’ll get in the ring and dazzle us with his wrestling skill...but, I’ve never seen a man so awkward and uncomfortable.

Mark dramatically pulls himself into the wheelchair. The dude in scrubs wheels him the rest of the way down the ramp and to the announcer’s booth. He shakes hands with Ray and JP.
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JP : One half of our next match has joined us in the booth. Folks at home, say hi to Mark Force.

It’s great to be here guys. I just wanted to stop by and say hello. I look forward to working with you guys.

Ray : The pleasure is all yours...trust me.

Unfortunately...it appears my first match won’t be tonight. I talked with Ryan Daniels before the match. I went to give him a high-five and a bro-hug. I just wanted to wish him luck. Apparently, I’m so strong that my bro hug cracked 4 of his feeble ribs. He called me from the hospital and was all like : “Dude. Im sorry. My ribs are just really shitty and break easily. It wasn’t your fault”. So, if the referee will meet me in the ring. We can go ahead and count him out.

Mark climbs into the ring, and starts to explain what is going on to the ref.
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Ray : A bro hug cracked Ryan’s ribs? We all saw the Mark Force promo last week. This guy couldn’t crack my ribs with a baseball bat. Now, that little nurse of his on the other hand....

The referee starts to count out Ryan Daniels at the behest of Mark.
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[Ryan Daniels breaks up the count-out and enters in some super-awesome fashion]

Ray : If I were to predict a winner of this match based on physique alone...Ryan Daniels would win 100 out of 100 times.

JP : Judge this on physique, charisma, general attitude, or just about anything else and you could say the same. This Mark Force guy just rubs me the wrong way. There’s referee John Patterson calling for the bell. and this match is underway.

Mark Force calls for a timeout. Ryan charges, but the referee steps between them...puzzled. Mark pulls out a red flag from his pants and tosses it into the middle of the ring.
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JP : Is he *challenging* something? The match hasn’t even started!

Ray : Mighty presumptuous of him to think he can just incorporate rules from of other sports and get away with it. What the hell is he challenging?

JP : Aaaaaand he has a microphone. Great. I’m sure he just cannot wait to tell us.

Whoah whoah whoah. Ryan..with all due respect.... I’m glad you’re healed and all, but you were counted out fair and square. Mr Patterson slowed his count there at the end to give you enough time to break the count. I win...RAISE MY HAND!

Ryan attempts to land a haymaker on a celebrating Mark Force.
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Referee : You can’t attack an opponent during an official timeout.

Ryan : Awww. Just once?

Referee : Okay.

Ryan rears back and lands a gigantic haymaker onto Mark’s gigantic, fat chin. Mark holds his face and sobs. On cue, Ryan lands a kick to the gut. The remnants of cheetos that were covering Mark’s goatee get spit into Ryan’s face. The referee rings the bell.
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JP : Ryan just landed a stiff kick to gut, and knocked the wind out of Mark.

Ray : Yeah, and unfortunately it seems that with the wind came Cheeto crumbs. All into the eyes and mouth of Ryan Daniels. I call that getting a little more than you bargained for.

Ryan stands in the corner dry heaving as Mark recovers. He charges the corner and smashes Ryan into the the turnbuckle. Mark starts to flex and play to the crowd. Only, they couldn’t give a shit and start to boo.[/b]

JP : One successful offensive maneuver , one celebration. I hope he doesn’t keep this same pace.

Ray : Hulk Hogan made a living doing it that way.

Ryan quickly recovers and clenches in a rear standing headlock while Mark is facing the other way. The headlock is soon turned to a side headlock. Mark escapes by pushing his opponent into the ropes. Mark uses his momentum for a hip toss, and then a running leg drop. He tries for a quick cover, but it is broken up before the 1 count.
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Ray : Those are 2 really basic wrestling moves we just saw...but I’m still surprised he was able to pull it off with such precision.

Mark pulls Ryan to his feet and grabs his neck. He lifts the lighter foe into the air and drops him back down with a vertical suplex. Force follows this with another leg drop, and another subsequent cover up. Daniels kicks out at one.
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JP : Mark Force showing a little bit of technical wrestling ability.

Ray : Yeah, but he’s already gasping for air as if he’s run some sort of marathon. Before EVPW, Ryan was a state track champion. He knows how to pace himself.

Mark shows no frustration as he pulls Ryan to his feet again. The middleweight is whipped into the ropes and Mark lands a knee to the midsection. Ryan doubles over, leaving Mark to bounce off the ropes turn the opportunity into a running bulldog. The fans start to stir.
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JP : The fans are waking up as Mark is showing some impressive offense. Lets see how much they stir when he grabs a microphone, though.

Ray : I never thought the time would come when I hoped a man WOULDN’T open his mouth.

After the bulldog, Mark quickly jumps to his feet to stop his face-down opponent. He kicks him a few more times and rolls him over. As Mark bends down, Ryan hooks a leg.
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JP : Ryan with a small package!

Ray : Ryan's singlet doesn’t leave much to the imagination. That’s no small package.

Mark kicks out at 2 and both men jump to their feet. Ryan attempts a punch which is blocked. Mark counters with a punch which also gets blocked.
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Ray : Force follows the right with a kick to the midsection. DDT!

JP : Good back-and-forth there. I thought Ryan was going to turn things around.

Mark lays on his back, breathing heavily. He drapes his arm over Ryan...but Ryan is still face down after the DDT. Mark pulls himself to one knee, and stands up. He drops an elbow on the back of Ryan’s head. He then pulls Ryan to his feet , by yanking his hair. With the hand still firmly holding Ryan’s hair, Mark pokes him in the eye.
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Ray : Don’t hurt that pretty face!

JP : Mark with an eye poke. Yikes. Those make me cringe. A very under-utilized move.

Ray : Here’s Mark with a whip to the corner. He’s....what’s he doing?

JP : Mark Force is taking off his shirt and rubbing that enormous , sweaty, hairy belly. Ugh. I think I ….. I think I’ve gotta throw up.

Mark spins in a circle, shirtless, and charges the corner.
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JP : I was reading over the notes last night since I’m unfamiliar with these two...and I believe he calls this the Avalanche.

Mark runs hard and at the very last second, Ryan ducks out of the way. Force’s bulbous belly crashes into the turnbuckle.
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Ray : Sweet recover by Ryan. Mark is dazed!

Mark stumbles around the ring and Ryan wraps him up. He lifts, twirls and slams him down with a backbreaker.
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JP : Ryan lands a nifty little tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Ray : The tide may very well be turning. Lets see if Mark can take it as well as he’s dished it!


OOC NOTE : Unlike your first girlfriend...I'm not lying when I say I've never done this before. This place is a little different than my last, so, hope I've got the right idea.