Post by Deleted on May 15, 2012 18:06:57 GMT -4
Intense. Moments in life that leave you hanging on edge, send electricity throughout your body and leave you wondering in your small, inept mind, what's coming next. Moments that will be remembered in history, listen up my people because the foundations of the EVPW have shook, the tide has changed and breathes new life through it's over powering breeze. This, this my friends is merely the beginning, of the Way!!
Inside the EVPW arena the crowd are still pumped up from the opening match they just witnessed. Seconds go by, no music, no referee, on announcer, the atmosphere is beginning to die out. But wait, a look of confussion eases amongest the fans, why? Because five guys, completely unknown, walk out onto the stage, lining up both sides of the ramp, dropping to their knees. BOOM!! The lights suddenly shut right off. The titantron lights up as a lightning bolt shoots across screen, as a timer emerges.
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The public announce system comes to life as Puddle of Mudd's "Nothing Left to Lose" starts to play. From the backstage area, a man appears, with a cloak over his head, slowly making his way to the ring. As he walks past the men on the ramp, they drop to their knees, and begin to worship this cloaked stranger. He climbs up the steel steps and across the ring apron, before entering via the second rope, where a microphone is in place for him.
Cloaked Strange
"This place, is crying out for someone like me. Some like me who is known, somebody who people know and can connect to. You people have been lost in a sea of humanity that this place has served to you, and whilst it may seem it's what you may crave, believe me people when I say this, it is not. It's not what you need, and it certainly isn't what you want. Credit where credit is due, this certainly isn't the era of "People Power" other places can falsely claim to give, but here, it's mistaken. They are listening to what you what, but giving you something as an alternative. This, this simply isn't good enough. And this is why I am here people, I am here to save you from this bottomless pit of senseless and crap that you don't need, nor do you deserve. I am here to show you that there is something else you can have, which won't cost you anymore, which won't incorrectly lead you down the path of lies and decit, no! I am here to showcase my sucess, and prove to you that my methods work. I am here to save each and everyone of you people, and enlighten you, embrace you, and show you how I am, what you need, what you want, and to make your life so much better. This ... this is what I call ... "The Way!"
The cloak is thown off the stranger, as he smiles whilst looking out into the crowd.
Dave Wilson
"Incase some of you people don't remember, recognize or know of me, my name is Dave Wilson, and I am here to help you. Having reached the top pinnacle of my career numerous times, jumping from company to company, it eventually turned me into a downward spiral, out of control, lacking stability. Title after title, after title, I won, but never settled. Then .. then began the fun part. Sitting at home and doing some channel surfing, I came across this station, and low and behold, EPVW was on air. Dim lighting, dull commentry, zero excitement. That's when it hit me. This was the place that needed me. EPVW needs Dave Wilson. For I am the person who can bring light to darkness, over charge a dead crowd, and pump up the excitement level to an all time high. I am here to save you people from the EPVW, and I am here to save the EPVW turning into another WCW! And these five gentlemen you see before you, are prime examples of my work, and the sucess it can bring. I've took all fear, all depression, all sorrow and all the crap they've had in their pathetic little lives, and gave them a calling in life. They've went from the brink of suicide, to having it all simply ... by following the Way! And it's that very thing I aim to install into this low life, degerate company. And if I get my way, which it always ends up the same, I'm going to start the ball rolling, from the top down. Your Eagle Division Champion, Jack Noble!"
The crowd come to life at the mere mention, of the guys name.
Dave Wilson
"Whilst you people may cheer and admire him, I despise and pity him. He has the size of a human watermelon, the looks of an orgy with Michael McGillicutty, Husky Harris and Brodus Clay, and to top it off, the wrestling ability of David Arquette. Your lifestyle isn't that of a true champion, let alone one of class. But Jack, whilst you image is based around it's current stature, it's simply turning the company into a laughing stock. But hope is at hand, and I'm here to help, and that I can do very easily. I've turned peoples lives around instantly, for the better, and you too Jack can better yourself, not just for yourself, but for the goodness of the company, to lift the slumping image this place has, and put it back on par with some of the top wrestling promotions around. It's all about simple steps, and it all comes from following "The Way". So come on Jack, do the easy option and accept my offer to impose a better lifestyle, and a way of life?"
TBC .. by ?
