Super Heroes Unite!

[Wolverina]

Mid way through the current EVPW broadcast a song kicks in over the speakers, sparking an uproar among the fans who long to see another returning star.



It's not a bad ass tune but it works in pumping up the fans, as the person who appears on the ramp to accompany it is the most decorated and accomplished female in wrestling's rich history. Trending with the theme, and definitely accepted among the male populace in the stands, the legendary Cutie Pie Cornhusker is clad in a Wonder Woman outfit, complete with golden lasso.



JP: It's Wolverina! The modern day Wonder Woman, my gawd she's come back home!
Ray: Well that's just great. Wake me up when this segment is over.

Energetic as ever, the Queen of the Universe whips her lasso overhead and feverishly pumps up the fans as she storms down the ramp, tagging and hugging and kissing as many fans as humanly possible. Upon reaching the steps to the ring she surveys the masses, who have already commenced a building shaking "Welcome Home" chant. Goosebumps dot her skin up and down and the hair raises on end, the pure unadulterated love being shown to her having a very, very electric feel to it. Haven takes a deep breath in, savoring every bit of this emotional return, before finally slipping through the ropes and into a EVPW ring once again. Another roof blowing eruption ripples through the building, as she throws her arms up in her iconic pose and howls mightily to her congregation. Miss Cassady walks around in the ring, making a few more circles and standing atop the buckles, before finally retreating to the center of the squared hell with mic in hand. She raises it to her luscious lips, but the crowd response is still too deafening for her voice to be heard, so she politely motions for them to simmer down. They obey their Queen.

"From the bottom of my vibrantly beating heart, THANK YOU!!!!! It's good to be back. I'm not going to sit here and yammer on endlessly like others do, because the statement I need to make is pretty cut and dry, and to the point. So here it goes. There's a storm brewing in EVPW. I'm not going to insult your intelligence. We all have the internet. We all read the dirt sheets. Nothing is a surprise anymore. As you all know, there's a rag tag bunch of compete psychos who are apparently gearing up to swallow this company whole. Nobody seems to know who they are or anything, which is very unsettling, but rest assured I, as the bonified, certified, true to life, gung ho-gung-ho-gung-ho Super Hero will end this great evil before it can take form. Now, although I can take care of myself, I'm not stupid to go at this totally alone. For all I know the numbers game may simply be too much. So right here, right now, in this very ring I am summoning any man or woman brave enough to fight this dastardly force. If there's no such courage in the back then fine, I will go about it alone, so with that being said if there's any of you sorry assed psychos running about in the back, come on down so I can give you the most Heroicfying tail kicking you've ever gotten!"

With that, 2012's Wonder Woman discards the mic and further pumps up the fans by whirling her lasso overhead and motioning for someone, friend or foe, to emerge from the shadowy confines of the curtains.

TBCB Pyschos or Heroes. bring eveyone, let's have some fun with this thread. ;D

[Desperado]

There is a short momentary pause as Wolverina awaits someone to answer her call but it seems there maybe nobody around to help her in her cause. She seems disappointed, standing alone in the ring, having expected there to be more response within the EVPW locker rooms.

"I don't think anybody is man enough these days to show up and answer a rallying call."

"Man enough... Last I checked, Wolverina was a woman. Who would want to team up with a woman Jimmy? I know I wouldn't. Besides, rumours are called rumours for a reason. Most of the time, that's all they are... Just rumours."

"I don't know Ray. I think this may be a legitimate threat to EVPW."



Suddenly, the 'Living in America' theme hits Saturday Night Knockout and despite the initial confusion there is a loud cheer as the 'Captain America' logo, made up of a star on a shield with american colours, is displayed on screen.



A man donning a Captain America outfit appears at the entrance ramp. He doesn't seem overly huge but it is clear as day that this man is an EVPW superstar from his build. He walks casually down the ramp, sporting all sorts of poses as he makes his way down, dancing to the theme whilst doing so. The fans continue to cheer despite not knowing who this man is.

He stops mid-way toward the ring, looking upon the eyes of the beauty that stood in the centre of the ring. He looked around himself, watching the crowd, gesturing whether he should attend to the lady in the ring. He point to himself and questions the crowd as he points toward Wolverina. There is a roar of positivity. Upon hearing this, Captain America salutes the crowd before he rushes into the ring, sliding himself and his replica shield beneath the bottom rope.

The Captain America imposter continues to rally the crowd as he attends to each corner of the ring to pull out signature taunts that liven up the atmosphere even more. Wolverina continues to watch-on, not very amused by this whole show.

The man stops short before Wolverina after his little show-boat, smiling as he stands before her. He pulls out a hand and offers it to the woman dressed in the Wonder-Woman outfit.

"Steve Rogers, nice to meet you ma'am."

He stops after saying these words and there is a moment of silence before the man cannot hold it in any longer and bursts out laughing.

"I'm sorry. I really am... This was just a joke kind of thing. I saw you come down in this Wonder Woman outfit so I borrowed this off some Avenger's fan and came out here as quick as I can."

He pauses for a moment before giving Wolverina a flirty smile.

"Before we go anywhere with his, may I say, you look absolutely stunning tonight. Wouldn't you guys and gals out there agree with me. Isn't she just gorgeous. No wonder you call her the People's Princess."

He takes another pause, allowing all the fans to shower Wolverina with their appreciation as Captain America takes a step back and joins in with the applauding.

"And now its time for me to reveal myself and join Wolverina's cause. I hereby declare myself a part of Wolverina's forces to tackle all evil that currently exists or plans to take over EVPW in the future."

He seems to have gone into character again as he stands up tall and salutes the american emblem that still remains on the screen.

"You've probably realised by now, I didn't borrow this outfit from a friend, its actually mine. I'm the Avenger's fan. Haha-"

He laughs as he makes the statement and at the same time begins to undo his mask.

"Can someone give me drum roll here or something... ah never-mind... here goes nothing."

Removing his mask, the man reveals himself to be none other than Bryan Hawk.

"Is that? I don't believe it... It's Bryan Hawk. Out of all people, it had to be this son-of-a-clown... I doubt he's even serious about it."

"I can't believe its Bryan Hawk either... And more importantly I can't believe he's taking up on Wolverina's offer. Mind you, he does have a good taste in men. Chris Evans is H-"

"Never mind about him. I think this is either a big hoax or this guy is serious about it."

Bryan keeps his hand in place for the handshake, keeping a smile on his face. He awaited for the crowd reaction to die down before asking her the most important question.

"So what do you say Miss Wolfy, you going to accept me in your 'Super-Hero Squad' or what?"

TBCB...

[Wolverina]

Wonder Woman looks left to right and points the mic toward each section of the building, asking them if she should accept this offer or chalk it up as a big joke. The reply is overwhelmingly positive, so she saunter over to the man who still has his hand out for a shake. Haven gives him a once over, admiring his body and handsome features for a moment, before shrugging nonchalantly.

"Sure. What the heck, why not?"

She scans his hand one more time then looks him in the eyes, a vexed brow perking up on her face.

"But uh, you need to know... Super Heroes don't shake hands. They get down with..... HUGGLES!!!!!!"

The People's Princess careens into him powerfully, her arms wrapping around his body in the biggest most warmest hug ever.

"This is a travesty! AJ Scally is turning over in his grave right now! She's stealing something he invented!"
"AJ Scally is still alive you idiot!"
"He is? Well then hopefully he'll step in and put his foot down on this mockery."
"He may or may not, but whatever the case may be we have just seen the formation of something great here. Wolverina and Bryan Hawk of all people, Wonder Woman and Captain America! Who would have thunk it?"
"All they're missing now is Super Man and Batman, but I don't think Batman would fit in well with this squad, seeing as you know who has that gimmick."
"I see what you did there."

TBCB... (They know who)

[Demon]

Wolverina and Bryan stand anxiously in the center of the ring, awaiting the arrival of, hopefully, some more help in their crusade to eradicate the psychotic infestation that seems to be welling up in EVPW. The fans sit on edge, hoping, wanting another of their beloved superstars to make an appearance, just so they can cheer for them as well. Suddenly, the entrance curtain is pushed aside and a small cloaked figure rushes toward the ring. This unidentifiable man slides under the ropes and begins a quick assault on the two superstars, the shock of the sudden attack paralyzing them momentarily. Bryan recovers soon, however, and begins to fight back. As the two duke it out, the cloaked man slips out of the ring and rushes into the crowd. Hoping to make up for the fact that he let Haven get attacked, Mr. Hawk quickly takes pursuit. The quickly disappear out of sight, as the crowd is left baffled as to whom that person could have been.

"Who the hell was that? And what was that about? There was no reason for some random man to rush the ring and start attacking the likes of Wolverina and Bryan Hawk."

"I don't care about that JP. I just wish that my eye candy hadn't disappeared. Now all I'm left to look at is that dumb Wolverina chick."

The crowd sit in their seats, wondering who on Earth that strange man was. Before they have too long to ponder the question, however, a voice rings through the sound system. It is a voice long forgotten in the memories of even the most hardcore of EVPW's fanbase. However, as they listen to more and more, they slowly begin to recognize who it is.

"Why hello Haven. You are looking splendid as always. How have you been? Have you missed me?"

The entrance curtains are pushed aside once more as this time two figures walk out into view. They are none other than Demon, dressed in his usual all black wrestling garb, along with his trademark mask, and a one Mr. Razetti, better known as The Reaper. The two men stand atop of the entrance ramp, gazing down upon Wolverina who now stands alone in the ring. The crowd quickly realize what the legendary young lady doesn't, and begin shouting at her to get out of the ring. She ignores them, however, as she is too intently focused upon the two new arrivals. The crowd soon realize that there is little they can do and instead are forced to stand by and watch, furious and this new development. As silence falls once more, Demon begins to speak yet again.

"Now, for those of you in this pitiful excuse for an arena who do not know, I go by the name Demon. This here is my, umm, 'associate' The Reaper. We are here to bring EVPW back to the good old glory days. Back when anarchy and mischief ran rampant through the locker room. Back then, you could not turn a corner without walking into a psychopath. But now that locker room has become weak. It is filled with nothing but cretins who come out here night after night and sell their souls to appease you, the so called fans."

At this point, Demon and Razetti begin to make their way down toward the ring. With each step they take, the tension in the arena seems to increase tenfold. Every fan waits with bated breath, hoping beyond hope that what they fear will not come to fruition.

"But I digress. I am here to speak with this lovely young lady in the ring. Now Haven, when are you ever going to learn that there is no such thing as a hero anymore? Only psychos, and those who try to pretend that they aren't psychos. I, happen to be a psycho. You on the other hand. You fall into that second category. And I cannot stress enough how much I hate people who pretend to be something they are not."

Demon and The Reaper now stand at the bottom of the ring. They look up into the still unfrightened eyes of Haven Cassidy, who now stands in a fighting stance, having realized what these two men might attempt to do. As Demon begins up the set of steps directly in front of him, Razetti works his way around the ring before sliding underneath the ropes on the opposite side. With the two men now on opposite sides of her, Wolverina has no choice but to retreat to a turnbuckle as it is the only way that she can keep eyes on both of the men standing before her.

"Now Miss Cassidy, why don't you just go ahead and embrace your inner psycho? Chaos rules all. You know it. I know it. Hell, even the fans know it. And sooner or later, you will be forced to accept that fact."

"No! I won't! I can't!"

At this sudden and unexpected outburst from Wolverina, Demon looks over at Razetti. The smaller man nods his head slowly, as if signaling something to the Psychotic Mastermind.

"Fine, have it your way then."

Demon suddenly drops his microphone, sending a wave of static through the speakers that makes the crowd clap their hands to their ears to block out the obtrusive noise. In the ring, Demon charges at Haven, driving his shoulder into her abdomen, and forcing her back into the turnbuckle behind her. The crowd shout out in protest, angry that this large man would suddenly attack the smaller female. Without hesitation, Demon continues his assault, unfazed by the jeers that run through the air. He grabs Haven by the left arm and whips her around the ring and at the ropes. As the young lady bounces off and returns toward her assaulter, Demon lines up to deliver a devastating clothesline. However, Haven manages to duck under the outstretched forearm of the Monster of the Abyss, and rebounds off the opposite set of ring ropes. As she makes her return this time, she is less fortunate as her face collides with the massive boot of Demon. Wolverina drops to the mat instantly, obviously knocked out. However, this does not appear to be the end of the attack. With a sadistic grin plastered across his face, Demon bends down and lifts the People's Princess back to her feet, supporting her weight as she refuses to stand on her own. Placing Wolverina in a front facelock, Demon proceeds to lift the young lady upside down. He holds her lifeless body up in the air momentarily, showing the sight to each and every last one of the spectators in attendance. The Psychotic Mastermind drops into a seated position, driving Haven head first into the canvas.

As Demon gets back to his feet, he walks over to where his microphone was dropped. Picking it back up, he raises it up to his lips and begins to speak once more.

"I hope you are ready EVPW. The inmates are running the asylum again. And this time, we aren't giving back control."

With that the light cut out. When they return, Demon and Razetti are nowhere to be seen, and the only sign that they had been there at all is the lifeless body of Wofie in the center of the squared circle. The last sight before the camera feed fades away is that of the on hand medical staff rushing down to aide the injured superstar.

EOT

[Desperado]

That was AWESOME!!!

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

Oh hey, it's this story line again.

[Wolverina]

You just mad because Demon is more evil than you.

[Deleted]

Boo lowly, self-righteous heroes. I'm all for the villains.

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

Apr 30, 2012 18:25:32 GMT -4 Wolverina said:

You just mad because Demon is more evil than you.

I LYNCHED D-MONEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A WHITE, POINTY HOOD! It was so damaging that he actually never returned....except in zombie form...oh yeah, zombies.