Post by Crash Barley on Mar 18, 2012 10:17:32 GMT -4
a Crash Barley roleplay...
The lighting flickers as the fans rush to their feet. For a few moments it stops flickering only to be blasted by the words of hed pe. ‘Take this shit back.’ Suddenly the lights completely die as a pile of smoke builds on the small stage. From the curtain a man appears and there is a partial reaction. Crash waits behind the heap of smoke as his theme song rambles. Crash waits for his cue and then suddenly burst out from behind the smoke trotting toward the ring.
-[Jimmy Pate]-
“I have to say that I was really impressed with Crash last week. I was paying attention to him backstage, and although he seems determined he also seems more relaxed.”
-[Ray White]-
“All I know is I called it baby! I knew the winner was gonna be Crash! I could see it on his face. I can tell that this guy means business… strictly business!”
Crash signals to cut the music as he slowly enters the ring. He grabs a mic from Lizzie over the ropes and proceeds back to the center. Crash’s smirk appears to be even wider this time. He looks to the fans who are roaring with his cocky slanted eyebrow and begins to speak.
-[Crash Barley]-
“Did you all like what you saw last week? Being a rhetorical question I expect you all to keep your mouth shut. I didn’t come out here to address you guys, I came out here to address one person backstage that I have a problem with. Last week before my match I made it clear that I was here to turn this fed around and make it what it used to be. I don’t need paperwork or a suit to do this. All I need is the ability to wrestle and a few dummies to make examples of. I thought this was going to be a painless task and no one would interfere but apparently there is a certain someone who wants to bring back “fun” to EVPW. Last week I gave Faceless the benefit of the doubt. I asked him to give me a hell of a match and he responded just as I expected. I disliked the whole mask thing but it is what it is. I respected this kid due to his ability to wrestle. Then after our match I see his promos about having all this so called “fun.” This is not going to happen; not on my watch. If you want fun then move in with Mr. McMahon and join the John Cena campaign. Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling was NEVER about having fun. This federation has thrived on the ability to take matches and turn them into memories that no one could forget. What do you want Faceless? I’ll buy you a t-shirt gun but I’ll be dammed if you’re gonna let that thing lose in my ring. Your goals are pointless and will not be accomplished. I expect you to shut your mouth and let me do my thing. If you don’t, then I’m going to have to beat you again and again and again. I’ll pin you, tap you out, knock you out; whatever it takes. You sir, with no name, will not get the way of Crash Barley.”
Crash slings down the mic sending a loud buzz through the ears of the arena. He slides under the bottom rope and walks back toward the curtain. He disappears leaving everyone with questions. What happens next?
The lighting flickers as the fans rush to their feet. For a few moments it stops flickering only to be blasted by the words of hed pe. ‘Take this shit back.’ Suddenly the lights completely die as a pile of smoke builds on the small stage. From the curtain a man appears and there is a partial reaction. Crash waits behind the heap of smoke as his theme song rambles. Crash waits for his cue and then suddenly burst out from behind the smoke trotting toward the ring.
-[Jimmy Pate]-
“I have to say that I was really impressed with Crash last week. I was paying attention to him backstage, and although he seems determined he also seems more relaxed.”
-[Ray White]-
“All I know is I called it baby! I knew the winner was gonna be Crash! I could see it on his face. I can tell that this guy means business… strictly business!”
Crash signals to cut the music as he slowly enters the ring. He grabs a mic from Lizzie over the ropes and proceeds back to the center. Crash’s smirk appears to be even wider this time. He looks to the fans who are roaring with his cocky slanted eyebrow and begins to speak.
-[Crash Barley]-
“Did you all like what you saw last week? Being a rhetorical question I expect you all to keep your mouth shut. I didn’t come out here to address you guys, I came out here to address one person backstage that I have a problem with. Last week before my match I made it clear that I was here to turn this fed around and make it what it used to be. I don’t need paperwork or a suit to do this. All I need is the ability to wrestle and a few dummies to make examples of. I thought this was going to be a painless task and no one would interfere but apparently there is a certain someone who wants to bring back “fun” to EVPW. Last week I gave Faceless the benefit of the doubt. I asked him to give me a hell of a match and he responded just as I expected. I disliked the whole mask thing but it is what it is. I respected this kid due to his ability to wrestle. Then after our match I see his promos about having all this so called “fun.” This is not going to happen; not on my watch. If you want fun then move in with Mr. McMahon and join the John Cena campaign. Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling was NEVER about having fun. This federation has thrived on the ability to take matches and turn them into memories that no one could forget. What do you want Faceless? I’ll buy you a t-shirt gun but I’ll be dammed if you’re gonna let that thing lose in my ring. Your goals are pointless and will not be accomplished. I expect you to shut your mouth and let me do my thing. If you don’t, then I’m going to have to beat you again and again and again. I’ll pin you, tap you out, knock you out; whatever it takes. You sir, with no name, will not get the way of Crash Barley.”
Crash slings down the mic sending a loud buzz through the ears of the arena. He slides under the bottom rope and walks back toward the curtain. He disappears leaving everyone with questions. What happens next?
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