Post by Matt Violence on Mar 11, 2012 0:53:02 GMT -4
The fans are all pumped up and ready for some more EVPW action after watching four of the hottest divas known to wrestling. Their night however, instantly gets ten times better when Slipknot's "Before I Forget" begins to spill out of the cheap PA system.
All impressed and ever joyed by his impressive win last week over Adam Jones in the Hangman's Horror match, they raise to their feet and greet him with cheers and applause. Matt flicks the curtain out of his way and proudly steps from backstage. A smile wider than any, anybody has ever seen before is plastered on his mug. As always MV is sporting his black cargo shorts and #FuckHisDayUp shirt, this time with Bryan Hawks face on the front if it. Around his waisted, strapped tightly is none-other than the Knockout Championship! The well shined gold sparkles in the arena's luminous lights. The Knockout Champion begins to stride down the narrow entrance ramp, both hands outstretched as to allow the fans to get their high-fives.
Ray White: "How? How is HE the champion!?"
Jimmy Pate: "He's not the only person you've hated on who has showed you up and made you eat your words."
Ray White: "No shit, I said penis before..."
Jimmy doesn't have words to respond to Ray's overly-homosexual remark and so he just keeps his lips sealed and watches as Matt begins to climb the steal steps in of the announcers' table. Once in the squared circle, Matt mounts the middle turnbuckle and unbuttons the title from around his waist. For the first time in EVPW history Matt holds a championship title over his head with both hands, showing it off to the cheering fans. He jumps down from his perch then throws the strap over his shoulder whilst procuring a microphone from a ring side staff member and taking center stage in the center of the ring. Once his music is cut off he readjusts the belt over his shoulder, perhaps putting effort into showing it off just a little more before speaking to the fans. His fans.
Matt Violence: "What a feeling this is! It's taken me..."
Matt switches the mic to his opposite hand and uses the fingers on his free hand to count sluggishly to four on them. The fans let out a small chorus of laughter at his intended comical theatrics.
Matt Violence: "Four. Four years to finally get my paws on a piece of EVPW gold, but my the grace of God, I stand before you as your first ever Eagles Pro Vision Wrestling Knockout champion!"
Mr. Fuck His Day Up takes the microphone away from his lips allowing the fans to celebrate.
Matt Violence: "And I'm sure in a few weeks I'll be known as the man to have the shorted title reign ever. Hahaha. But no in all seriousness, I wanted to thank each and everyone on of-"
Before Matt has the chance to continue he is cut off by loud intro music. Anger fills his face as he drops his hand and mic to his side whilst glowering up the entrance ramp.
TBC: They know who.
"Gooooo!"
All impressed and ever joyed by his impressive win last week over Adam Jones in the Hangman's Horror match, they raise to their feet and greet him with cheers and applause. Matt flicks the curtain out of his way and proudly steps from backstage. A smile wider than any, anybody has ever seen before is plastered on his mug. As always MV is sporting his black cargo shorts and #FuckHisDayUp shirt, this time with Bryan Hawks face on the front if it. Around his waisted, strapped tightly is none-other than the Knockout Championship! The well shined gold sparkles in the arena's luminous lights. The Knockout Champion begins to stride down the narrow entrance ramp, both hands outstretched as to allow the fans to get their high-fives.
Ray White: "How? How is HE the champion!?"
Jimmy Pate: "He's not the only person you've hated on who has showed you up and made you eat your words."
Ray White: "No shit, I said penis before..."
Jimmy doesn't have words to respond to Ray's overly-homosexual remark and so he just keeps his lips sealed and watches as Matt begins to climb the steal steps in of the announcers' table. Once in the squared circle, Matt mounts the middle turnbuckle and unbuttons the title from around his waist. For the first time in EVPW history Matt holds a championship title over his head with both hands, showing it off to the cheering fans. He jumps down from his perch then throws the strap over his shoulder whilst procuring a microphone from a ring side staff member and taking center stage in the center of the ring. Once his music is cut off he readjusts the belt over his shoulder, perhaps putting effort into showing it off just a little more before speaking to the fans. His fans.
Matt Violence: "What a feeling this is! It's taken me..."
Matt switches the mic to his opposite hand and uses the fingers on his free hand to count sluggishly to four on them. The fans let out a small chorus of laughter at his intended comical theatrics.
Matt Violence: "Four. Four years to finally get my paws on a piece of EVPW gold, but my the grace of God, I stand before you as your first ever Eagles Pro Vision Wrestling Knockout champion!"
Mr. Fuck His Day Up takes the microphone away from his lips allowing the fans to celebrate.
Matt Violence: "And I'm sure in a few weeks I'll be known as the man to have the shorted title reign ever. Hahaha. But no in all seriousness, I wanted to thank each and everyone on of-"
Before Matt has the chance to continue he is cut off by loud intro music. Anger fills his face as he drops his hand and mic to his side whilst glowering up the entrance ramp.
TBC: They know who.
