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Post by Mighty Man Millson on Apr 16, 2012 6:22:43 GMT -4
Preview Match Two
Singles Match
Cromwell vs Rainbow
One of the Rainbow guys will take on Cromwell for what should be an amazingly awesome match tonight.
Referee: Alan Johnson Promo round ends on Tuesday |
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Post by rainbow on Apr 19, 2012 20:46:05 GMT -4
The shot opens to SFT preening his pretty little girlie self in a hall way mirror, adjusting his hair accordingly. Lizzie comes into view, almost startling the openly gay man, as his lover Tiny Tinkerton lurks about ominoiusly. SFT notices her and lets out a squeal of happiness and hugs her.
"Heeeeeey gurlfriend!!!! Oh that hair, how do you do it Lizziekums? It looks so gorgeous! Uggh I hate you hehe."
"Awww thanks. It took an hour to get it right. Look can I get a quick word in about your match tonight against a man EVPW just signed? Nobody knows much about him except that he was in the Army or something. His name is Cromwell. Any thoughts?"
" Of course I have some thoughts. Firstly, who books this crap? Dusty Rhodes? Tiny and I are a tag team not singles ladies. Yet for the third week in a row we are booked in a singles match. I know the bosses are afraid of queers being champions but come on this isn't fair."
"The bosses seem to think they you guys aren't good as a tag team. They have even said you two are in line for a reverse Vlad streak. Meaning you'll go like 0-100 as a team before winning a fluke match and retiring."
SFT gasps dramatic like a high school girl gossiping in class.
"You best be glad we are girlfirends Lizzie because that remark coming from anyone else warrants a bitch slap. Please don't ever compare us to that lumbering mindless brute who can't color coordinate to save his life. Did you see what he wore out there to confront that other mindless idiot? Multi colored gloves and a hideous purple shirt, which in no way matched the rest of his deplorable attire. His clothes were so bright I could hear and see him coming from a mile away. Oh and his hair.. I don't know whether to grab a stick and try to make a mop out of it or just pin him down and shave it off so I can make a rug from it. Vlad, how about you just take that mop on your head and those clothes back to Bottom Dollar Value Village then slink away to the nursing home you went awol from. Your time has passed. As for our opponent. Cornwallace, I already do not like you because you were in the Army. You're not a Marine so therefor you suck. Only real men are Marines. All I can say about you Crapwell is this, you better hope like hell you are sexy because we won't kick your ass too bad if that's the case. But if you're butt ass ugly like most Army guys, we're going to beat you so bad that Vlad's nappy ass clothes will feel bad for you. Ain't that right, Tiny?"
The 7'4" beast pipes in with his little Mike Tyson girl voice.
"YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!"
"OMG I have a stress pimple! I just saw it baby. Get if off!!!! Lizzie, can we shoot this promo later?"
"Ummmm no, we're live right now."
SFT screams like the girl he was always supposed to be and runs away with his hands over his face, leaving Tiny and Lizzie there to share in a awkward silence.
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