Post by Vladimir Strife on Oct 4, 2008 7:54:09 GMT -4
As we begin the biggest debate in EVPW history, Devin Bozz stands in ring, next to a wooden table with a single seat. In front of it are 2 podiums, one for each speaker.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Equinox!!"
The crowd goes wild with excitement, Devin smiling to them all.
"As you know, tonight we have a very special contest for you. One of mind instead of strength. Skill of tongue, not body. A debate! Our master debaters Vladimir Strife and Kingbear will be with us shortly, but first, I'd like to explain the rules of this debate. Each candidate will be asked a question in which they are given 60 seconds to answer. After they have answered it, their opponent has the chance for a rebuttal. They are given 30 seconds should they choose to respond. The original answerer may then have an additional 30 seconds to address the rebuttal."
Devin points to a slew of seats at ringside and 2 tables sitting by the front of the ring.
"As you've noticed, we have 2 tables and a bunch of seats out here, one on either side for the debate. At any time during the debate, an EVPW star can walk down here to the ring and grab one of the t-shirts on the tables and join that stable, sitting at ringside to support them."
((Also, we have these awesome banners for members!
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So add them to your signature and show your support!!))
"Also, I have a special announcement for later. But first, let's introduce our first candidate, representing The Kingdom, Vladimir T. Strife!!"
Vladimir's music hits to a choir of boos as he steps from the back. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, stumbling a little bit, possibly drunk. He walks the steps and walks up to the podium, starting immediately.
"This is absurd! My opponent is UnAmerican!! Even worse - He's Canadian!!!"
Devin looks at Vlad with a strange look, confused a bit.
"Uhm, Vlad... you're from Romania."
"That's what my opponent WANTS you to think!"
"...No, Vlad.... I've seen your birth certificate... you're from Romania."
"Preposterous! That document is probably a forgery!"
"Do you even hear what you're saying, Vladimir!?"
"Yes... yes, I do. Do YOU hear what I'm saying? I'm saying there's simply no room for guys like Kingbear in a post-9/11 world... they're simply too big."
Devin pinches the bridge of his nose, a headache beginning to kick in as he tries to ignore the nonsense Vladimir is saying.
"And his opponent, the incomparable leader of The Coven, Kingbear!!"
TBCB Kingbear
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Equinox!!"
The crowd goes wild with excitement, Devin smiling to them all.
"As you know, tonight we have a very special contest for you. One of mind instead of strength. Skill of tongue, not body. A debate! Our master debaters Vladimir Strife and Kingbear will be with us shortly, but first, I'd like to explain the rules of this debate. Each candidate will be asked a question in which they are given 60 seconds to answer. After they have answered it, their opponent has the chance for a rebuttal. They are given 30 seconds should they choose to respond. The original answerer may then have an additional 30 seconds to address the rebuttal."
Devin points to a slew of seats at ringside and 2 tables sitting by the front of the ring.
"As you've noticed, we have 2 tables and a bunch of seats out here, one on either side for the debate. At any time during the debate, an EVPW star can walk down here to the ring and grab one of the t-shirts on the tables and join that stable, sitting at ringside to support them."
((Also, we have these awesome banners for members!
i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/rhaps_01/Coven.jpg
i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/rhaps_01/Kingdom.jpg
So add them to your signature and show your support!!))
"Also, I have a special announcement for later. But first, let's introduce our first candidate, representing The Kingdom, Vladimir T. Strife!!"
Vladimir's music hits to a choir of boos as he steps from the back. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, stumbling a little bit, possibly drunk. He walks the steps and walks up to the podium, starting immediately.
"This is absurd! My opponent is UnAmerican!! Even worse - He's Canadian!!!"
Devin looks at Vlad with a strange look, confused a bit.
"Uhm, Vlad... you're from Romania."
"That's what my opponent WANTS you to think!"
"...No, Vlad.... I've seen your birth certificate... you're from Romania."
"Preposterous! That document is probably a forgery!"
"Do you even hear what you're saying, Vladimir!?"
"Yes... yes, I do. Do YOU hear what I'm saying? I'm saying there's simply no room for guys like Kingbear in a post-9/11 world... they're simply too big."
Devin pinches the bridge of his nose, a headache beginning to kick in as he tries to ignore the nonsense Vladimir is saying.
"And his opponent, the incomparable leader of The Coven, Kingbear!!"
TBCB Kingbear