Post by Wolverina on Apr 25, 2012 23:41:16 GMT -4
The commercials opens up with a scene of an impoverished people.
As these images and many more play through, a familiar voice chimes in with its southern belle accent and honeyed tone.
"You've seen the photographs and have heard their cries."
The scene then shows clips of Modern Day Wonder Woman, Haven "Wolverina" Cassady walking through the war ravaged and flooded "streets" of a far off land that none in the civilized world can pronounce. Around her, hugging and clinging to her like lint to clothes, are malnourished little children of different ages. Despite their deplorable conditions, they have big smiles on their faces because not only have they met the most famous female wrestler ever, they've been treated to a big meal paid for by Haven herself (out of her own good-doing pockets). The footage further shows Miss Cassady and the less fortunate eating, singing, laughing and playing, before switching over to a scene of stark contrast. A row of cots are seen, with scores upon scores of children dead and alive strewn about.
"I am their voice. But where is the voice for the orphaned kittens of the world?"
The scene fades to black for only a second, then comes back on to show the aisles of a animal shelter in Somewhere, USA. The camera swings by each and every cage in fast motion, letting you get a glimpse of those poor innocent little kitty cats who are literally waiting to be put to a horrible death. the camera finally comes to a halt at the end of one aisle, where Wolverina is seen yet again. This time she has a look of extreme sorrow on her flawless features, a look so sad that it could make the Devil himself turn a new leaf. Tucked close to her bosoms, held affectionately is a very tiny little kitten, whom she pets lovingly as she looks into the camera.
"Precious little creatures such as Zeus here are murdered on a daily basis, thousands of times over across the world. Where is the outrage? Where is the help? It's shocking how nobody sticks up for these little guys. But I am standing up and so can you. How you ask? It's simple. Adopt a kitten. Go to your local animal shelter right now and pay the low, one time fee of 20 bucks and save a kitten's life. I will even give you an incentive. I've set up a program called the 'Kitty Cat Crusade', which is affiliated with every single animal shelter in the USA and certain other parts of the world. When you adopt one, fill out the form associated with my program and it will be tallied. Why tallied? Well, here comes the incentive part. If one million kittens are saved by May 30th 2012, I will walk out to the EVPW ring live in front of the entire universe and strip completely naked. And for an extra million kitties saved I'll even perform an act. What kind of act depends on you... the more kitties saved the more juicy the act. Do the right thing. Adopt. Together we can end kitty murder once and for all."
The People's Princess smiles sweetly into the camera before aiding the poor little kitten in waving bye bye to those watching. The scene finally ends with Wolverina having a meowing conversation with the little kittster.
EOT. Comments welcomed. XD
As these images and many more play through, a familiar voice chimes in with its southern belle accent and honeyed tone.
"You've seen the photographs and have heard their cries."
The scene then shows clips of Modern Day Wonder Woman, Haven "Wolverina" Cassady walking through the war ravaged and flooded "streets" of a far off land that none in the civilized world can pronounce. Around her, hugging and clinging to her like lint to clothes, are malnourished little children of different ages. Despite their deplorable conditions, they have big smiles on their faces because not only have they met the most famous female wrestler ever, they've been treated to a big meal paid for by Haven herself (out of her own good-doing pockets). The footage further shows Miss Cassady and the less fortunate eating, singing, laughing and playing, before switching over to a scene of stark contrast. A row of cots are seen, with scores upon scores of children dead and alive strewn about.
"I am their voice. But where is the voice for the orphaned kittens of the world?"
The scene fades to black for only a second, then comes back on to show the aisles of a animal shelter in Somewhere, USA. The camera swings by each and every cage in fast motion, letting you get a glimpse of those poor innocent little kitty cats who are literally waiting to be put to a horrible death. the camera finally comes to a halt at the end of one aisle, where Wolverina is seen yet again. This time she has a look of extreme sorrow on her flawless features, a look so sad that it could make the Devil himself turn a new leaf. Tucked close to her bosoms, held affectionately is a very tiny little kitten, whom she pets lovingly as she looks into the camera.
"Precious little creatures such as Zeus here are murdered on a daily basis, thousands of times over across the world. Where is the outrage? Where is the help? It's shocking how nobody sticks up for these little guys. But I am standing up and so can you. How you ask? It's simple. Adopt a kitten. Go to your local animal shelter right now and pay the low, one time fee of 20 bucks and save a kitten's life. I will even give you an incentive. I've set up a program called the 'Kitty Cat Crusade', which is affiliated with every single animal shelter in the USA and certain other parts of the world. When you adopt one, fill out the form associated with my program and it will be tallied. Why tallied? Well, here comes the incentive part. If one million kittens are saved by May 30th 2012, I will walk out to the EVPW ring live in front of the entire universe and strip completely naked. And for an extra million kitties saved I'll even perform an act. What kind of act depends on you... the more kitties saved the more juicy the act. Do the right thing. Adopt. Together we can end kitty murder once and for all."
The People's Princess smiles sweetly into the camera before aiding the poor little kitten in waving bye bye to those watching. The scene finally ends with Wolverina having a meowing conversation with the little kittster.
EOT. Comments welcomed. XD
