Adams and Killosall vs The Reg

[Mighty Man Millson]

Match Two
Tag Team Match
Arthur Adams and Killosall vs The Rainbow Regiment
Arthur Adams is randomly paired up with the giant Killosall as they face EVPW's resident flowers, The Rainbow Regiment.
Referee: John Patterson

Promo round ends on Friday

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::The lights fade and there is a gray hue upon the gym, the speakers start to play Oh Yeee Oh Yeeeeooooda. As the speakers play the chant the giant turns the curtain and storms down to the ring. Killosall is wearing his basic closed black jean vest and blue jeans, As the camera zooms into Killosalls face he puts his hand over the lens and pushes obviously sending the cameraman flying::

Ray: This monster just seams to leave chaos wherever he goes!

::After a quick accidental Ariel view camera switch, the big man steps on the apron a literally steps over the top ropes showing almost no effort. In his hands he is already holding a microphone. ::

Killosall: Two puny people are going to try and take win away from Killosall, 1st match is a handicap match two of them one of me, me forced to have mouse for a partner. In the end killosall will be the only man standing!!!

::the chanting starts over the speakers as the mountain exits the ring, as well the gym::

Jimmy: Not a man of many words this can get interesting

[rainbow]

"Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" a song recorded by the Rainbow regiment themselves, booms across the venue to sound their arrival. The fans unleash a massive mixed reaction to the openly gay and somewhat controversial ambiguously gay duo as they emerge from behind the curtain, with their gorgeous valet, Flo, leading the way.

"The following contest is a tag team match. Introducing first, accompained by their very straight and non-gay valet Flo, weighing in at none of your damn business, the Rainbow Regiment!"

The San Francisco Treat swings his hips back and forth like a true woman would as he walks in front of his 7'4" 450 pound lover and life partner, Tiny. The giant, not to be outdone, swings his hips just as gracefully, and even waves at a few fans along the way as they come to the apron of the ring. The massive man grabs his lover by the ass cheeks and lifts him up, as if putting him on a romantic pedestal, and places him gently on the ring's apron, allowing him to stand prim and proper. SFT stands there, waiting for the giant to join him as Flo simply walks up the ring steps and stands near him. In no time at all Tiny is on the apron as well, and parts the ropes for his one true love, allowing the cute little girly-man to enter the ring, but not before SFT stops bent over mid-way through the ropes, receiving a kinky swat on his wiggling ass. Last to enter is Tiny, who steps over the top rope with greatest of ease. Contrary to their usual routine, to their surprise Flo takes the lead and walks a slow, seductive circle around the lovely Lizzie Morna, eying her up and down with a very seductive smirk on her face. Lizzie appears to be enjoying the attention and falls prey to the beautiful woman's charm, returning the sexy smirk to her to show that she too has a adventurous side. Then, wham-o, lips to lips, tongue to tongue, Flo delivers one of the most sensual and sexually explicit kisses of all time. It's loaded with nothing but lust, no romance, no hearts and flowers. The fans, of course, erupt with thunderous applause as the two women maintain the lip lock for several more seconds. Flo suddenly breaks the kiss, teasing Lizzie for another one but denying her as the ring announcer suddenly gets red faced and embarrassed. Unsure of what to do now, Lizzie quickly exits the ring, with the classic deer in the headlights look now. The Rainbow Regiment just look at their valet with a bit of shock on their faces as she innocently exits the ring to take her station at ringside. SFT grabs a mic from a stagehand.

"MMMhhmmmm! YOU GO GURL! (He turns away from Flo and sniffs the air) Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the ass stank from a big fat dumb-dumb! No, not you Tiny. I'm talking about Lord Lardass that came out here a few moment's ago and spat out sentence fragments and probably made all those watching, including us, a little bit dumber now just listening to him. With an idiot like that, I will have to Barney-rize a reply. So here goes. You be suck. Me beat you. Tonight. Dead be you. Hehe. See, you big goof, you're like a reverse Crash Barley. Crash, God bless his little shit-stack self, is a walking PIECE of shit with eyes, whereas you big fella, are a walking MOUNTAIN of shit with eyes. And just like Crash, you totally suck.... and probably swallow too you closet dwelling faggot. So come on down here now so me and Tiny here can rip off your limbs and clobber you partner, ate-up-Arthur to death with them, before we make you.....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!"

The crowd can not help but laugh at the insults thrown by the man with a girls voice. And so they wait.

TBCB Whoever.

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::The camera fades in through the doorway to see the behemoth Killosall sitting on a chair watching t.v. his fists are clinched and knuckles are white, there is a huge vein pulsing in his neck. The big man now dressed for action in his sleeveless black pullover hoodie with the words "CRUSH" written in red on the back. He also has on his baggy black leather slacks with "Killosall" written on both legs also in red.::

::"Before we make you.....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!"can be heard from the t.v.In a flash the mountain whips his chair across the room and puts his size 18 boot through the center of the source of insult. Killosall is screaming inaudibly as he tears apart his dressing room. The monster kicks down his own door and starts storming through the hallways towards the ring, leaving a path carnage along the way::

::Two security guards stand in the path of Killosall who's hood is now up, without even pausing he pushes each guard with one arm each sending them into different directions. They each crash into separate walls, unharmed but stunned they freeze and stare at the hooded giant. The hooded giant stops walking and stares at the guard on the left. He then smiles a smirk that can only be described as evil.::

Jimmy Pate: Killosall is on a war path. Who's going to pay for all that damage?!?!

Ray White: I wouldn't want to be the one to give him the bill. This guy is pissed!

Jimmy Pate: Hopefully that rage doesn't effect his performance. I've seen anger guide wrestlers to championships but I've seen it cost them matches as well. Sometimes a clear head is best.

Ray White: I like all types of of head Jim

Jimmy Pate: Oh god Ray.

::As the large man is marching down the hallway, with an intense look of determination on his face, his passes a door that says "Arthur Adams" on it. With the side of a closed fist he punches the metal door twice.::

Killosall: Lets do this!

::The camera pans in on Arthur Adams now dented door. Them camera goes back to following the giant, who is now waiting by the curtain for his partner to join him and his music to play. Obviously anxious to get this match on the way he walks over to a stack of pallets and lifts on over his head, repeatedly pressing it, he does this five times. Then lazily tosses it back upon the pile, and continues to pace back and fourth.::

Jimmy Pate: There is a definite look of intensity on his face. If he can focus his rage this guy may be a force to reckon with.

Ray White: He sure is ugly though Jim.

Jimmy Pate: This isn't a beauty contest Ray. I know you wish it was though.

Ray White: That does sound fun!

Jimmy Pate: You have to be curious how Adams and Killosall will work together. Especially after the lack of respect Killosall showed his teammate earlier.

Ray White: Lets not forget what he did to Adams door!

::The camera returns to Killosal who is still pacing back and fourth with clenched fists.::



TBA

Attachments:

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Jimmy Pate: What an incredible match!

Ray White: And that was just the first match

Jimmy Pate: Great way to start the night! How is the next match going to compare?

::Harvester of Sorrow starts to play throughout gym. The lights dim and grey strobe lights go off. Appearing at the entrance is the massive competitor Killosall. Thundering towards the ring it seems with each step the big man takes the camera shakes ever so slightly.::

Ray White: Well Jim, it looks like we're going to find out!

Lizzie Morna: Now entering the ring standing at an impressive 7'1 and weighing an enormous 468 pounds, Killosall!

::Once the mammoth approaches the ring he walks up the steps slowly. He gets onto the apron and pauses. Next he steps over the top rope with ease. Killosall walks to the center of the ring and raises both arms, fists clenched over his head. As he does so he tilts his head back and lets out a monstrous roar.::

Ray White: That is a very large man Jimmy.

Jimmy Pate: And he does not look happy!

TBC