Post by Lenny McBrian on Mar 27, 2012 18:44:02 GMT -4
A man walks into the EVPW arena.He is wearing sunglasses.He walks into the lobby and drops his bags.He starts to speak to anyone who will listen.
My name is Lenny McBrian,and I am too good looking for anyone to not look at me.Some people would call me a little cocky,well their wrong I am very cocky,but I don't brag I showoff.Because I can do anything I say I can.You put me in the ring with anyone in this arena,I will destroy them and I will showoff during it!I am a man of my word in my debut match I guarantee I will have my hand raised in victory!
Lenny smirks at a blonde chick that walks by him and she waves at him.He laughs and proceeds to speak.
You see that I just got a girl to look at me,which always happens,but I bet not one single man hear could have just done what I did.Not only am I good looking,but I am technically inclined.For you dumb asses out there.That means I can lock in a submission at anytime and make your hand hit the mat in a heartbeat,because I am that damn good!Anyone of you idiots could hit a powerbomb or a jumping cutter,but it takes skill to lock in the Drop out,which you haven't seen me do yet,but trust me once I do it you will know how damn good I am.I am a Ric Flair and Stone Cold Steve Austin times 11.I will kick your ass all over the place and have fun while I do it.I can also nail a spear like you have never seen before.Because that is how I roll.
Lenny chuckles and picks up his bags
You know I have never been to place where I din't create controversy.That is just what I do.I'm cool like that.I don't know any of the wrestlers here,but I make friends rather quick so I have no problam being the new kid here.I have been the new kid at many other spots in my life and was successful.I have never and will never fail at what I do and what I do is win all the time!
Lenny walks into his locker room and drops everything and sits on a steel folding chair.
How is it that when I come to anyplace I am instantly famous?That is because I am such a good talker,wrestler,and showoff 24/7 all day long!I am Lenny McBrian I am the best damn looking wrestler in the whole world.I will make you tap out after I make you drop out.I am that damn good.So let me say this the man who gets in the ring with me will be absolutely demolished by ME!I don't even know why the hell I am yelling I already know I am good enough to beat the living day lights out of any of you!I am the raise the bar superstar.I set the bar only to raise it!So anyone out there has a problem with me being here,well if you don't say it to my face I won't know it now will I?So come to my locker room,house,call me I'm always open to any challenges.
Lenny opened up his bags and pulled out a Pepsi.He popped it open and took a swig of it.
That is very good stuff.They call it the drink of the next generation,and that is why I drink it.I am the Next Generation of wrestlers.I have won more titles in my 3 months of this business than much of these people will in their entire life!I am Lenny McBrian and I approve this message.
Lenny gets up and exits the room running into the same girl from earlier as they start walking down the hall.
