Invitational Battle Royal

[Skull]

Contract: evpw.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=cntracts&action=display&thread=4914

Signature moves: Camel clutch, Spear in tree of woe, various submission moves
Finisher: Calf branding, Curb Stomp

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DING! DING! DING!

The sound echoes around the silent arena as Lizzie Morna stands alone in the centre of the ring with a microphone in hand.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following content is an open invitational over-the-top-rope battle royal. The final two competitors in the match will face the winner of The Breakfast Boys vs XWO later tonight. Introducing the first competitors, The Nymphopainiacs.

XXZXCUZX Me by Crystal Castles blasts out of the speakers as the former Create-A-Wrestler and his anonymous female companion make their way down the ramp toward the ring, wearing the same attire from their earlier appearance backstage.

JP: So these two are the so-called Nymphopainiacs, the latest incarnation of CAW and this mysterious woman. We saw these two earlier on backstage where they claimed to get some kind of twisted sexual pleasure out hurting their opponents.

Ray: They described it as a hunger, like how a vampire lusts after blood. I have to say, these two creep me out a little.

JP: I think it's very telling how they were announced as a plural, The Nymphopainiacs, despite the fact that only CAW will be competing in this match. Even in their backstage promo, they kept referring to themselves as we, as if they consider themselves to be one, rather than two separate people.

Ray: I just wonder who else will enter this match and whether they know what they're letting themselves in for.

TBC by

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A gong sounds off, echoing the tightly packed arena.

BONG!!!

The crowd begins to cheer, the sound is deafening.

BONG!!!

Khan appears from behind the curtains. He stops at the top of the ramp watching his first opponent standing tall in the ring with his girl near him. He stays on top of the ramp, showing no emotion, just deciding on a strategy to take the duo out... despite it supposed to be only one person.

Lizzie Morna: Introducing second, hailing from Mongolia, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing at 6 feet 6 inches tall, The Tyrant of EVPW, Khan!

Jimmy Pate: First time I laid eyes on this wrestler, how will he fair against the Nymphpainiacs?

Ray White: your guess is as good as mine, last week I heard he lost to Cammeron Massey in the Dragon Rage Title Tournament.

Khan walks towards the ring, keeping his eyes on his opponents. He goes to the front steel steps and climbs into the ring. Khan starts to stretch his arms back and fourth watching his opponent, and his sidekick.

[The Flying Assassin]

Lizzie:And the third opponent making her way to the ring! She hails from Hiroshima Japan! weighing in at 110 lbs! She is the Azumi 'The Jade Dragon" Sacaguchiiiiiiiiii!

Jimmy:Well I must say the change that came over Azumi was a shocker...I didn't think the cute girl had it in her to do such a heinous and vile thing to Wolverina. I mean she litterly almost killed her just days before the pay per view.

Ray:Jimmy...Jimmy...That was an amazing display I mean she turned Wolverina into a bloody mess. I loved it! Though I think I would have to agree with her that American Women wrestlers are nothing more then strippers and whores. That sounds so dirty coming from her lips...I could get to being able to stand her.

Jimmy:You know Ray I just don't get you sometimes. I mean Wolverina did not deserve almost getting killed. I don't know what has gotten into Azumi or what has come over her but I think everyone should take notice she seems pissed and it is with American Women Wrestlers.the thing I wonder though is what shape Wolverina is going to be in when she steps into the ring to face Kahlan tonight. Will she be able to put in 100% effort or will she get beaten even worse by the Ladder Queen Kahlan?

The lights begin to go down as a roar from a dragon is heard over the speakers. The Butcher Tron lights up and a video begins to play showing a man who appears to be running for his life as another roar is heard, followed by the flapping of a big pair of wings and a big shadowed form in the sky is seen. The man runs towards the Butcher Tron and you see that he is in fear of his life as a big shape is seen flying above him. The man gets closer and closer to the screen before he screams as a trail of fire comes after him toasting his body and lighting up the butcher tron in flames as smoke begins pour out onto the stage before going up into the air covering the entrance way as Sweet Sacrifice comes out over the PA system.

Jimmy:And Azumi is about to come out to the stage. I can only imagine the fans reaction to her when she steps foot out here for this invitational battle royal.

It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

Azumi steps through the curtain and onto the stage which is now covered in smoke making it hard to see Azumi, the lights continue to strobe at the entrance way and Azumi comes out through the smoke She stands on the stage where she puts her hands out in front of her before bringing them together in a prayer like way next to her chest. The arena fills with a loud chorus of boos the fans letting her know what they think of her attack and comments.The next part of the song kicks in as she stands there.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me. Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

One day I'm gonna forget your name,
And one sweet day, you're gonna drown in my lost pain.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

Azumi begins to slowly walk down the rampway the fans continue to boo and shout obscenities as they see Azumi with the dragon mask still covering her face and has red eyes that are lit up and smoke is seen coming out of the nose. Azumi stops halfway down and fireworks shoot up into the air at a slight angle as the song kicks back in.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
And oh you love to hate me don't you, honey?
I'm your sacrifice.

(I dream in darkness
I sleep to die,
Erase the silence,
Erase my life,
Our burning ashes
Blacken the day,
A world of nothingness,
Blow me away.)

Do you wonder why you hate?
Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes?

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me.
Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

Azumi slides under the bottom rope and stands in the center of the ring.She then proceeds to walk around the ring clockwise as she begins to slowly remove her attire. She then runs and jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle before taking off her hood which she tosses to the attendant. Azumi then back flips off the turnbuckle landing in the splits before standing back up and kicking several times in the air, she looks around and begins to size up the two men in the ring her face shows nothing but calmness as she keeps an eye both men as all three wait for the next person to enter.

tbc

[jason]

Lizzie raises the microphone up to her lips, ready to introduce the next participant of this invitational battle royal match.

"And their opponent,... hailing from Canada,... weighing in at 248 lbs,... standing six feet three inches tall, ... he's the The Dark Enigma.... JASON HARTTTTTTTTT!"

Arena remains silent, and everyone has their eyes locked towards the entrance tunnel to catch the glimpse of the newest member of SNK roster. The sounds of "Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory blast over the P.A system in acknowledgement of Jason arrival. Jason brushed the curtain aside, walking out onto the entrance ramp. Some of the wrestling fans quickly recognize this talent and they instantaneously filled the arena with displeasure chants. Without giving much of attention to the crowd's response, Jason uses the steel steps to get onto the apron and then enters the ring. Jason stand at one corner of the ring and awaits for the next person arrival.


TBC by Anyone

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

The four opponents all reside in their own individual turnbuckles as they wait for the arrival of the next entrant. They don't have to wait long as.....

"Congregation please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book of revelations, Psalm 69.....69 69 69 69 69!"

The red fog starts to erupt from the entrance ramp; Khan looks on with a smile, as his leader is about to make his presence known.

"Jaggeroth looks to make an impact tonight, he has a no dq match later on with Daniel Spears tonight yet it looks like he wants to try his luck here."

"Yes, the odds are officially stacked against everyone now that Evil Intent has two members in it to win it."

drinking the blood of Jesus
drinking it right from his veins
learning to swim in the ocean
learning to prowl in his name

the body of Christ looked unto me
a preacher with cock in his hand
he wants you to suck on the holy ghost
and swallow the sins of man

A spotlight turns on behind the ramp, its light strikes through the fog relieving the form of Jaggeroth walking his way down to the ring. Seconds later the Psycho King emerges from the fog, he wears nothing but his boots and wrestling pants, his guts are bandaged up from his match with Dom last week. Jaggeroth grabs onto the top rope and hauls himself up onto the ring's edge, going under the ropes he walks to the middle of the ring with all four opponents looking on from their turnbuckle perches.

Lizzie:"Introducing next, standing at six feet and eight inches weighing in tonight at two hundred and sixty nine pounds....From the haunted cornfields of NEEEEEEEEBRAAASKA! This is JAAAAAAGGEEEER-ROTH!"

the invisible piss of the holy ghost
comes down like acid rain
they're making a profit off terminal guilt
the scavengers go on parade

the promise of life and eternity
is used just like the sword
he'll filled you up with his devil's cock
and he'll come in the name of the lord

Jaggeroth raises flashes the devil horns as he raises his arm high, the pyro strip he stole after his departure from GHW goes off behind him in a mini display of sizzling greens and reds. Jason Hart is giving the leviathan from Nebraska the stink eye; Jaggeroth walks up to Hart and gets in his face.

"Keep staring Hart, look upon the man that is going to EAT YOUR SOUL!"

Jaggeroth spots CAW in his ridiculous outfit, CAW actually walks up and gets in Jaggeroth's face.

"What's the matter boy? You getting all fuzzy in your pants just fantasizing about all the pain I can bring crashing down on you? Well enjoy it while it last, it will all be over for you soon enough. When Khan and I get done mopping you jobbers up we might go tag team that little honey you have hiding in the corner...Show her how real men hurt people."

Jaggeroth walks away from the enraged CAW, his next target is Azumi. The tiny women steps back into her corner, ready for the verbal tongue-lashing.

"Shinu made takakaimasu!"

Azumi"Gomennasai?"

"You heard me bitch."

Jaggeroth finally walks over to his comrade in chaos Khan, the two lean against the ropes by their turnbuckle.

"I don't know where Brian is, it might just be you an me tonight. Either way, I expect a win."

Khan:"We will dominate them, no one can stand in our way."

"I want Azumi gone first, no one hurts Haven, Azumi must bleed for what she has done."

"All these fools will be bleeding when we get done clearing house."



"That better be the case here tonight, this needs to go over smoothly, one by one we need to hurt them and throw them. They will need to team up on us to get us over that rope, we watch each others backs this should be no problem to get these light weights gone. Nothing is heavier than life, nothing except our wraith."

The two continue to talk over the battle plan as the rest of the contenders get ready and wait for the rest of the combatants.

TBCB: Whoever.

[Tamatoa Harikoa]

He does not have to wait long, as almost instantly the arena is filled with the piercing sound of Morse code bleeping and echoing around the gym. Soon after, Thrice's "Image of the Invisible" begins to play through the PA system. The perplexed crowd responds with a smattering of ambivalence and confusion, with the Tom-Cat officially still on leave from EVPW.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Tom-Cat?
He is not even meant to be here tonight. Surely this is some kind of technical mix-up!

~~Ray White~~
Maybe JP. But I sure hope I get to spend tonight looking at his fine Welsh ass... It has been a while since I've seen it!

As the muttering begins to grow in volume and the verse begins to play, the lighting around the arena flashes red, green and white in rapid, strobe-like succession.

"We're more than carbon and chemicals
We are the image of the invisible
Free will is ours and we can't let go
We are the image of the invisible
We can't allow this, the quiet cull
We are the image of the invisible
So we sing out this, our canticle
We are the image of the invisible"

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Moments before the chorus is due to hit, the arena falls into darkness and the music cuts out. In the pitch black, the crowd can be heard voicing their confusion at the technical malfunction currently plaguing the PPV. To their surprise, afew seconds later, all hell breaks loose, as both the music and lights come blaring back into life. The arena is flooded with a blinding white light, with green and red lights cutting their way through it. The entrance ramp is now coated in a plume of smoke, through which a lone figure emerges. He walks with a confident, yet relaxed swagger, sauntering out of the smoke and into the light as the music continues to play.

"We all were lost now we are found
No one can stop us or slow us down
We are the named and we are known
We know that we'll never walk alone"

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Thomas Cathy is dressed in his dark green trunks, clad with a red "Welsh Dragon" on the back, and trimmed with white across the hem, his kneepads and matching boots are black, tied up with dark green laces. As he walks into the light, the print on his black t-shirt becomes clear. He wears a shirt with a giant "family" emblem on the front, over the top of the images of himself, Wolverina and NVX, staring menacingly out into the crowd. He adjusts the Charcoal coloured fedora on his head and snubs his Cuban cigar out underneath his boot before continuing down the entrance ramp toward the ring, his stony cold face giving away neither a positive nor negative expression. His eyes are trained on the competitors already eagerly awaiting him in the ring, and he makes a beeline toward them.

~~Lizzie Morna~~
And representing the Family...
Weighing in tonight at two hundred and sixty six pounds, he hails from the streets of Cardiff, Wales. The man known as the Tom-Cat, Thomas Cathy!

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Cathy does not stop to shake the hands of the fans, nor does he stop to berate them either, his eyes are only looking toward one direction, his mind only focused on the task at hand. He reaches the ring and takes the steps to the apron. Slipping under the ropes with ease, Cathy sidles into the ring, while the other combatants clear room for him to enter without hassle. He casts a quick eye around the arena, then around the faces of his opponents, before whipping his t-shirt off as a sign of him being ready for business. Patiently, all in the ring wait to see who will be next.

TBC

[NVX]

NVX's Contract

The EVPW crowd is absolutely ecstatic from an exiting night of great wrestling. The lights suddenly dim. The Butcher-Tron shows a man, trapped in a cage. It looks like there is no way out. All of a sudden, the man bursts out of the cage. The televisions then shows NVX Wolf's Fanging many of his opponents. NVX appears on the stage, his eyes set at the ring. Also, he is wearing a pair of black Mixed Martial Arts shorts, an NVX T-shirt, and a pair of black and blue wrestling boots. NVX glances around at the crowd, some of them booing, the others applauding him.

Jimmy Pate: Well, look at this! Another member of the Family. Looks like Tom-Cat has some back-up.

Ray White: They have a huge advanatage now, in my opinion. Along with Evil Intent, Cathy and NVX are the only other participants who are partners.

Jimmy Pate: Could we see a victory in the Family tonight?.

I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this animal)

Lizzie: Also representing the Family, from Queens, New York, standing at 6'6 and weighing in a 240lbs, he is Dark prince of X-treme, NVX!!!

NVX stands on the ramp and stares down at the ring. He then looks around at the crowd and becomes even more motivated to walk out the winner tonight. He then raises his arms and forms and X with them. NVX holds the X on his chest, performing his signature taunt. NVX then pushes both his arms apart. He then makes his way slowly toward the ring.

I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times I've lied
(So many times I've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

Some boos can be heard in the crowd, but they are immediately drowned out by a series of cheers. NVX ignores them and continues walking down the ramp. He then finally reaches the ring. NVX then slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckle and raises his arms to form an X. He jumps back down and lands on his feet. NVX then quickly takes off his NVX T-shirt. NVX throws the T-shirt out into the crowd where a bunch of fans all grab it at the same time and begin fighting for it. The music then stops playing. NVX glances around at his opponents in this match. He moves over to Thomas Cathy and gives him a pat on the back, angering most of the other competitors. They now realize that the Family is going to function as a unit, and thus, posing a bigger threat.

TBC by anyone

[theinsaneone]

Moments after the mixed reaction from the second entrance from a member of The Family, the lighting flickers a barrage of green and red followed by the unfamiliar riffs of "Skeletons of Society" echoing throughout the sold out arena. A select few of over zealous fans recognize the face emerging from behind the curtain from a federation in Mexico and cheer out. As Riviera steps out onto the ramp, he pauses in stride to take in the atmosphere around him as Skeletons of Society reaches it's chorus.

Lizzie Morna: "Introducing next, making his EVPW debut and weighing in tonight at two hundred thirty pounds, from Mexico City, Mexico, The Mexican Martyr, Alexander Riviera!"

Minutes seems like days
Since the fire ruled the sky
The rich became the beggar
And the fool became the wise
Memories linger in my brain
Of burning from the acid rain
A pain I never have won

The Mexican Martyr continues his way to the ring while receiving little reaction from the audience. Using the ring steps, he inches his way onto the apron before reluctantly stepping into the ring with the competition who share the same goal as he, that being to overcome the adversaries to possibly become aligned with one of them.

Jimmy Pate: "I hear good things about this guy, but I can't help but wonder why he calls himself a Martyr..."

Ray White: "Well Jimmy, you should know that lots of people are going around calling themselves something they're not nowadays. Hell, you even have the audacity to call yourself a commentator!"

Jimmy just shoots Ray a glare and mumbles an inaudible insult regarding his colleague's homosexuality. By now, the competitors in the ring are restless and eager to get the match started. The lighting returns to normal and Skeletons of Society fades off, as everyone awaits the next entrant or the rapturous sound of the bell.


TBC???

[Sasquatch]

The arena is beginning to lose patience as the seemingly never-ending drove of participants continue to enter this invitation to take part in the crowning of the new United Glory Champions. After a brief moment, the referee signals to the time keeper to ring the bell, but before the bell can be rung the lights in the arena go out and everyone is left in darkness.

A burst of light comes from the entrance and Techno Syndrome 7 comes over the sounds of the public address system. The Butchertron begins flashing a message.

YOU HAVE WAITED FOR HIM TO RETURN. HERE HE IS. THE ONE. THE ONLY. SASQUATCH

Walking onto the entrance ramp is the crazed beast known as big foot, staring into the arena. Adjusting himself to his surroundings he takes a moment to begin walking down the ramp, then halts, turning around and facing the Butchertron as the music stops and the screen shows a man of short stature wearing a fine armani suit. Staring directly into the camera that is feeding to the Butchertron, he begins to speak.

Man:~ You may remember me, my name is Stefano Fabrici, and that Sasquatch is not entering the match tonight, but the man behind the Sasquatch will be.

As the spotlight returns to where Sasquatch once was, a man in a hood turns around, dropping it, revealing his identity.

JP:~ OMG is it really him?! I thought he was suspended?!

Ray:~ It is indeed the Proeliator! What a surprise return!

Set to fail by Lamb of God hits the speakers and Proeliator continues his trek towards the squared circle and rolls into the ring, waving all his opponents back as he climbs the near turnbuckle and puts his hands up in a celebratory manner.

TBC

[The Flying Assassin]

Wrestlers:CAW, Khan, me, Hart, jag, tomcat, NVX, riviera, Proeliator

The bell rings as all 9 wrestlers look around at each other each one sizing up the other. The Family is seen nodding and talking strategy pointing at Azumi, Proeliator, and Hart. Jag and Khan are talking amongst themselves Azumi gets pointed at again as does NVX Tomcat and Riviera. Next thing you know all 9 wrestlers make a charge at someone trying to lock up and get more space in the ring. Azumi finds herself locked up with Riviera who easily is able to overpower her and he sends her towards the nearest turnbuckles. And then begins a charge toward her, Azumi doesn’t stop and instead takes a dangerous approach and jumps up climbing the turnbuckles before backflipping over a charging Riviera who hits the turnbuckles chest first and stumbles out catching a palm thrust to the gut from Azumi.

Tomcat finds himself locked up with Jaggeroth and these two men go back and forth in a collar and elbow tie up while NVX is seen beating the holy hell out of Hart in far corner. Prolietor is locked with CAW as Khan makes his way over and with ease wraps his hands around the unspecting waist of Azumi and lifts her up into the air turning her body at the same time so that she is held over his shoulder. Azumi is seen kicking her feet as Khan with a wicked smile walks towards the ropes ready to toss Azumi out and eliminate her first. Before Khan can succeed Riveria from nowhere hits a spear on Khan causing him to hit the mat which also crushes Azumi under the weight of Khan in the process. Riveria stands up and is seen grabbing Khan by his head and gets him to a sitting position. Riviera then takes a short run bouncing off the turnbuckles and hits a double front kick to Khan sending him again down to the mat but this time Azumi finds herself saved as she just rolls out of the way.

Tomcat gets the advantage on Jaggeroth and has him in a side headlock and is seen grinding down as hard as he can. Bodies are battling and laying all over the ring. Jaggeroth continues to struggle but manages to get out of the headlock and in process sets his foot as he pushes his hand onto the back of Tomcat and sends him flying towards the nearest ropes. Jaggeroth charges and hits Tomcat with a shoulderblock sending Tomcat to the mat. Jaggeroth bends down and picks up Tomcat by his head and stands him to his feet before locking up with him again and this time he sends him into the nearest ring corner. Jaggeroth is seen charging at Tomcat who wisely gets a boot up that connects to the face of Jaggeroth staggering him and causing him to walk backwards right into the waiting arms of NVX who nails Jaggeroth with a German suplex. Tomcat and NVX nod to each other as NVX turns to survey the scene and find his next opponent.

Jimmy:So far Ray this match has been how you would expect a battle royal every superstar is trying to make sure that they are one of the last two standing. There has been some team work by the Family here so far as they seem to have the most solid game plan. Jaggeroth and Khan haven’t gotten on the same page but then again both have found themselves wrapped up as well. Do you think Ray that we will see someone get eliminated here before too long or are there still more people who are going to enter for the chance?

Ray:I don’t know Jimmy but I am liking what I am seeing so far…I got me some welsh ass, and a whole smorgasbord of yummy side dishes and treats to look at. I don’t know Jimmy it is hard to call this match…I mean look at those Tomcat buns.

Jason Hart has made it to his feet and he stumbles a little bit before he finds himself locking up with CAW who has Proliator hanging upside down in a tree of woe. The two superstars lock up and jockey for position in a collar and elbow tie up. Azumi finds herself in a corner all by herself and she uses this time to take a quick breather as she refocuses herself on the 8 men in the ring. She doesn’t get a long break though as she finds herself ducking under a kick that was aimed at her face from NVX who instead catches his foot on the turnbuckle. Azumi with cat like reflexes spins catching the big leg of NVX with a sweep but NVX doesn’t fall as he withstands the simple attack from the very much lighter and smaller Azumi. Jason Hart is seen getting the advantage and flips CAW over maintaining a headlock that is short lived though as CAW brings his feet up and is able to wrap his legs around Jason Hart’s head and applies a head scissors. Jason is seen kicking his body and his feet as he tries and escapes.

Tomcat walks around and surveys the scene and finds his chance as Proeliator has finally worked himself out of the tree of woe and is on his feet. Tomcat not giving proeliator a chance is on him like white on rice and drops him to the mat with a closeline that is quickly followed up by Tomcat taking his knee and driving between the shoulderblades as he grabs the head and yanks back on it. Jaggeroth is up to his feet and he looks over and see’s Azumi slowly backing up and away from NVX who is stalking her after her failed sweep attempt. Jaggeroth gets a smile on his face and makes his way over towards the two of them. Khan has rolled over and he is on one knee and he see’s his partner Jaggeroth making a be line towards Azumi and NVX and he gets his big frame up and makes his way over that way as well. Azumi finds herself backed into the turnbuckles as NVX, Jaggeroth and Khan have her trapped. All three men look at each other begin to laugh and smile and joke. Jaggeroth motions for NVX to go first which NVX does without hesitation which was a mistake on his part because Khan levels NVX with a closeline sending him to the mat. Jaggeroth reaches out and grabs Azumi by the hair who begins to kick and scream but to no avail. Jaggeroth lifts her up to her feet as Khan comes up behind her. Khan finds himself dropping to the mat though as Azumi hits a mule kick which causes Jaggeroth to pause and look before he himself grabs his jewels and drops to his knees. The next thing Jaggeroth feels is sharp burning pain on the left side of his cheek as he falls to the canvas doubled up in pain from the groin shot and the roundhouse kick to the face. Azumi turns grabbing Khans big head and and slams it down behind him with as much force as she can muster.

Tomcat has his knee into the back of Proeliator while grabbing the face
Jaggeroth, Khan, and NVX are laid out in the far corner by Azumi

Jason Hart is locked in a head scissors from CAW

Riviera seeing Azumi as the only person standing is making his way towards her.

TBC

[bard]

Riviera continues to advance on the breathless Jade Dragon. Azumi kicks swiftly at Riviera's head, but it was blocked by the strong Mexican. Without warning, Alexander's fist collides with Azumi's throat, almost doubling her over. Riviera taking this moment, mounts the hapless female's head between his legs before lifting her onto his shoulders. An evil grin spreads across his face as he stands with the Jade Dragon on his shoulders, enjoying this moment of power. Forcefully he slams Azumi towards earth, she collides with the mat, almost snapping her into two. Riviera turns and is met with a giant boot right to the face, courtesy of Khan.

Meanwhile, Jason Hart just broke free from the Nymphopainiac's grasp. Hart gets to his feet, only to feel a small set of hands grab him around them. He turns around to see the other Nymphopainiac grabbing onto his boots. When he turns his head back around to see where his first opponent went, it was too late. The New Jersey Native lands a swift kick to Jason's stomach. Hart doubles over, allowing the Nymphopainiac to take hold of his head and plummet towards the mat. Jason Hart's head connects with the mat first. The Nymphopainiac keeps a hold of Hart's head, and begins to squeeze, creating pressure on Jason's skull. Jason begins to scream in pain.

At the other corner, Tomcat had let go of the Proeliator and made haste towards his fallen comrade in arms NVX. Khan had pulled Jaggeroth to his feet, before standing over the fallen NVX. Jaggeroth moved towards Azumi once more while Khan sat on NVX's back, pulling both his arms over his knees and pulling back with all his might, trying to wear down the The Asian Sensation. Tomcat finally reached the Mongolian, placing a quick dropkick to his back. Khan fell over, releasing his grasp on The Asian Assassin, and allowing Tomcat to regain his feet. Tomcat lifts NVX to his feet, before lifting the Mongolian to his. The Native from Wales pushed the Tyrant towards the ropes. Then The Family lifted both of Khan's legs trying to flip him over the top rope. Khan, not wanting to be eliminated so early starts to fight back, pushing up on the ropes to regain contact with the mat.

Ray: This may be the first elimination!

Little did both the Family members know that Jaggeroth had abandoned trying to eliminate the Jade Dragon for the moment to come to the aid of his Evil Intent brother. Jaggeroth wrapped his massive arms around the lighter of the family, NVX, and falls backwards launching NVX backwards as well. NVX hits the mat hard, Jaggeroth regains his vertical stance and advances upon Thomas Cathy, who let go of Khan to face the bigger threat. Little did Tom know, that Evil Intent had planned for a moment like this. Khan reached underneath Cathy's arms, before locking his hands behind his head, leaving him open for Jaggeroth's barrage of blows. Jaggeroth lands a few quick jabs to Tom's midsection, and a few more to the face. The Rapist lifts his knee very forcefully and connects with Thomas Cathy's gut. Wanting to double over from pain, but can't because of the Tyrant who kept a hold of him. The Mongolian nods towards his ally, letting him know that Tomcat is under control. Jaggeroth returns to the Jade Dragon, while Khan turns around, putting Tomcat towards the ropes. Using only his upper body strength, the Mongolian tries to through the native from Wales over the top rope. Tomcat wasn't ready to give up and refuses to go over the rope.

Jimmy: Tomcat was almost eliminated there!

Ray: He can't, not now, he has a lot left in him!

Riviera gets back on his feet, before he starts stomping on the prone Proeliator. Riviera likes the power he has currently. Proeliator avoided a stomp by rolling over and got back to his feet. Proeliator charged Alexander and knocked him down by extending his arm. The giant lifted Alexander easily and tossed him into a corner, before turning around to start on Tomcat, who had fueled his fire.

Tomcat turns on his aggressor and jumps into the air, desperate to ward of his attacker. Tomcat tucked his knees to his chest and shoots both legs outwards connecting with Khan's chest, NVX and noticed and got behind Khan just in time as the dropkick connects. The Tyrant is sent head over heels over NVX's back, the crowd begins to cheer. NVX gets up, and walks towards Tomcat. What they didn't know was that Proeliator had gotten to a vertical balance and charged the Family. Neither man was ready for it as the giant of a man clotheslined both men to the mat. The 7 foot tall monster grabbed Tomcat by his hair, lifting him to his feet before vigorously pushing him into the turnbuckle. Tomcat barely turned in time before his back impacted onto the padded surface, which didn't help stop the pain coursing through his body at all. NVX tried getting to his feet to avoid Tomcat being eliminated by the giant of a man, only to receive a giant foot onto his back. Proeliator took a step with his foot still on NVX's back, almost breaking it into two. The giant monster walked towards Tomcat who had angered the beast inside him. Proeliator pulled his right arm towards his chest before exploding it right across Tomcat's chest, which turns red immediately. A smile forms on the giant's lips. He pulled Thomas Cathy away from the turnbuckle before looping his arm over his head and lifting him high into the air. He falls sideways letting Tomcat's head hit the mat first.

Jimmy: That one looked extremely painful!

Ray: NO!!! I don't think Tomcat can get up after that!

Jimmy: Look, Jason Hart has finally broken free from the Nymphopainiac's headlock.

Jason Hart looked as if he was about to pass out, before he launched a few punches to the New Jersey Natives chest. The Nymphopainiac let go of Jason, who crawled away from the side of the ring to avoid the other Nymphopainiac. Jason pushed himself off of the mat and got to a vertical base and faces the New Jersey Native. The Nymphopainiac realized that he would have trouble taking the man down again, after the two moves he had already performed on him. The Broken Hart takes two steps back before taking a running start, shooting his foot high into to air, connecting with the Nyphopainiac's chin. Jason slumps to the mat, his head spinning around him from the pressure put on it earlier. Jason gets up and moves towards an easier opponent, one who doesn't use submission moves. Jason spots Proeliator pummeling Tomcat in the corner. Jason takes a running start, jumps onto the monsters back, and locks in a sleeper hold.

Ray: Hey Jimmy, how do you take down a charging rhino?

Jimmy: How?

Ray: You put it to sleep of course!

Proeliator stumbled around the ring for a few seconds before dropping to a knee, his precious oxygen supply suddenly cut short. Meanwhile in one corner, Jaggeroth had lifted Azumi to her feet and placed her into the turnbuckle. Tomcat was still in the opposite turnbuckle, NVX on the ground near him. Khan finally got to his feet, and walked towards Jaggeroth who was violently kneeing the Jade Dragon in the stomach. Azumi realized if she took any more blows, it would be really easy to be eliminated from this match. Azumi jumped, laying her legs across the ropes to avoid the knee meant for her stomach. Jaggeroth got angry, and grabbed her hair. The unexpected anger caused Azumi to be caught off guard. Jaggeroth lifted her up by her hair before slamming her into the turnbuckle again. Khan tapped Jaggeroth on the shoulder. The Nebraskan turned around violently only to realize it was his comrade. Jaggeroth walked away so that Khan could finish the Jade Dragon off. The Tyrant pulled Azumi from the turnbuckle, before easily lifting her into the air over his head military press style.

Ray: Female competitors can't compete with the giants in the currently in the ring.

Jimmy: She is not eliminated yet Ray!

Ray: But she is about to be Jimmy!

Jimmy was the right of the two, as Jade Dragon landed perfectly timed punches to Khan's skull, making him lose his grasp on her. Azumi dropped behind the Tyrant, steadied herself, turned around quickly before performing a back flip connecting a foot to Khan's head, knocking him to a knee. Azumi advanced on Khan, gets ready to finish him off here and now. Little did she realize that Jaggeroth was behind her observing her. Jaggeroth struck then, putting all of his massive weight upon her, she feel to earth, the sound from the mat echoing around the arena. Jaggeroth put his mouth close to Azumi's ear, and whispered something in it, before latching his pearly whites onto Azumi's neck, who screams in pain.

TBC: Whoever.

Jaggeroth is on top of Azumi, biting her neck.
Khan is on a knee
Jason Hart has Proeliator is a sleeper hold
NVX is laying on the mat, Tomcat is set in the turnbuckle nearby
CAW is laying on the mat, and so is Alexander Riviera

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

Jaggeroth is on top of the poor Japanese Kunoichi Azumi; his teeth dig into her soft warm flesh while her sweet life force pours out onto the mat. Tears roll down her eyes, she was just to small to fight off Jaggeroth's girth. The Welsh warrior spots Jaggeroth violating another women from the turnbuckle, he gets his bearings together and tries coming in for the save. Khan sees the advancing Tom Cat and meets him half way, the two stare deep into each others eyes before Thomas tries to make a break pushing Khan out of the way. Khan blows Thomas in the back of the head with his giant of a fist, the dazed welsh warrior slams face first onto the mat. Jaggeroth looks up and locks eyes with Thomas as Khan bends down locking Tom Cat into a camel clutch; Thomas looks on in horror while Jaggeroth returns to his feast of kunoichi blood.

"Thomas Cathy tries to save Azumi, only to end up in the clutches of EVPW's Khan."

"Evil Intent is making a statement tonight, no man or women shall stand in their path of destruction!"

NVX tries standing to assist his family member, as he stands the Mexican martyr comes flying in and solidly plants his elbow in the face of the Asian assassin. NVX grasps onto his mouth as Alex comes in for another attack, Alex latches onto NVX's waist and bends himself low. NVX is sent flying across the ring; he lands a few feet away from his family member Thomas. Crawling on all fours, NVX tries to make a save only to be pulled away by Alex. Riviera clamps both of his hands on the Asian assassin's head, NVX cries out as the pressure begins to build.

CAW starts to shuffle his way up to the ground as his little pretty cheers him on from the outside, he an easy attack. Rushing in for the kill CAW raises his knee and slams it into Khan's back causing the Tyrant to lose his grip on Thomas. The Welsh warrior plans his escape, leaping like a frog he knocks Khan out from under his legs and flies head first into the crown of the Psycho King.

"The Welsh Warrior killed two birds with one stone there, knocking down Khan while butting heads with Jaggeroth!"

Jaggeroth is forced to release his hold on Azumi; he rolls off as Thomas tries getting back up. Khan tries to get off his ass to assist Jaggeroth; CAW gets behind the seated Tyrant and begins laying his fist into Khan's head. Azumi lays down on her back, holding on to her bleeding neck she props herself up against the turnbuckle. Proeliator finally flips Jason Hart over his back, Hart hits the mat with a sickening thud. Pro cocks short hops off his feet and drives his knee into Hart's forehead, as Hart lays there from the head trauma Pro lifts him up by the hair. Pro kicks Hart in the guts with the toe of his boot and locks Hart's head in his arm pit, with a surprise burst of speed Hart is lifted up and sent crashing to the mat on his back.

Jaggeroth and Thomas are duking it out near the ropes; Thomas catches Jaggy off guard and swings his fist up into Jaggeroth's chin sending the Nebraskan Leviathan over the ropes. Jaggeroth catches himself on the edge of the ring; Thomas tries to eliminate the violent rapist with a quick shove. Jaggy swings his knee into Tom Cat's stomach through the ropes, Jaggeroth head butts the dazed Welsh Warrior. Thomas falls to the mat as Jaggeroth re-enters the ring. Khan finally reaches up and grabs CAW by the throat, turning him self around and up, Khan drops a chop down on CAW's head. CAW goes limp from the attack and slithers down to the mat like a sloppy grease stain. Pro has locked Hart in a knee bar, the dark Hart yelps out as his knee is being forced from the socket.

Jaggeroth is picking Thomas up off the ground as Azumi watches on from her hidey-hole, Jaggeroth takes Thomas by the arm and drives his elbow in the Welsh Warrior's mouth. Now waist-to-waist, Jaggeroth and Thomas are locked together, The Psycho King swings forward then back planting Thomas to the mat. NVX starts to fight out of Riviera's head clamp; the Asian assassin grabs onto Alex's right pointer finger and starts to bend it backwards. Riviera lets go of the hold and steps backwards; in one fluid motion NVX rolls on his back and kips up onto his feet. Alex is grabbed by his waist and lifted up off his feet by NVX; The Asian Assassin drives Alex into the mat with a thunderous crack.

"NVX plants Alex Riviera and looks to get back in the gamer here."

"And not a moment to soon, Evil Intent is looking to eliminate Tom Cat as we speak."

The Psycho King has the Welsh Warrior up against the ropes; Khan is strolling his way over to help out the process. NVX charges over to the Tyrant leaping into the air, NVX drives his elbow into the head of the bald Tyrant. Khan doubles over from the elbow assault, NVX pushes Khan's shoulder over his own while bending down. NVX explodes up with Khan in his grasp and spins the Tyrant in air; Khan falls down on the mat between the legs of the Assassin. Azumi finally gets out of her hiding spot to assist Thomas, Jaggeroth was lifting up on Tom Cat's knee trying to teeter him out of the ring. Azumi hops forward and spins around with his back to the crazed mad man, landing with her knees bent she back flips off the ground, in air she crushes her tabi boot into the side of Jaggeroth's head.

"Azumi saves Thomas from elimination with a pele kick!"

"The Family seems to finally be recovering here, Evil Intent and Alex has really been a thorn in their side the entire match."

"Seems so, but don't forget there are still five other wrestlers here tonight plotting to win this match."

Alex is on his feet again; he spots the man that dropped him rolling away from Khan's carcass. Alex gets beside NVX and wraps around his waist with one arm, NVX is carried into the air and lands across the body of Khan. Proeliator has released the lock he had on Hart, Jason grabs onto his knee. Pro has his eyes set on destroying the man that almost choked him out, it was a mistake as CAW flies in with a dropkick into the back of the Proeliator. Jason makes it up to his vertical base as CAW gets on top of Pro's back locking in his own Camel Clutch. Jason joins in and grabs onto Pro's right leg, he positions himself on Pro's back and bends the leg backwards.

"Welcome back Proeliator! CAW and Jason Hart both apply a submission hold on the Master of the arm bar!"

"They want to wear the man down, its a good strategy but it won't win the match if they can't finish the job."

Azumi and Thomas are teaming up on Jaggeroth, the Jade Dragon spins her heel into Jaggy's guts as Thomas thunders up driving his elbow into the back of the psycho's head. Jaggeroth crashes face first into the mat, Azumi heads to the turnbuckle and gracefully ascends to the top. Thomas turns Jaggeroth over on his back; he grabs the ankle of the Nebraskan mad man and pulls him into range for Azumi. The Kunoichi braces herself for impact, she vaults off the top ropes and front flips in the air. Jaggeroth is prone and doesn't notice the flying Azumi as she plants her feet into his chest. Khan begins sifting through the wreckage Alex left laying on his chest, enraged he storms up to his feet and bee lines it over to Thomas and Azumi. Azumi sprints away to the side to avoid the wraith of the Tyrant, Khan grabs Thomas by the throat and shoots Tom Cat's arm over his shoulder. Thomas is lifting up off the ground and is held there by Khan.


The Tyrant is going to put the cat out for the night!""

TBCB: Whoever.

Jaggeroth is laying on the mat coughing up who knows what.
Alex is standing in the middle of the ring hovering over NVX.
Azumi is running down the side of the ring.
Khan is about to choke slam Thomas
Jason and CAW still have Pro locked in a double submission

[Tamatoa Harikoa]

The Tyrant looks up at his opponent, the gleam of painful intentions in his eye. Suddenly, the Tom-Cat is fully aware of the reason behind the name "Evil Intent", as he flashes a glance into the heavyweight's wild eyes. In a desperate attempt to save himself, Cathy swings both of his hands in a mid-air Mongolian Chop, cupping them over the Tyrant's ears with a slap. The resulting ringing through his head causes Khan to let go of his Chokeslam, the Tom-Cat falling to the somewhat safety of the canvas once more. The battered Welshman lies in a crumpled heap after the barrage taken by Khan, while the chaotic scene seems to unfold in slow motion around him, wearily, he lifts his head off the mat and looks around him...

Proeliator is in the process of being wrung out like last week's jockstrap from the combined Camel Clutch and Single Leg Deathlock of CAW and Jason Hart, his face red with agony and his eyes almost popping out of his head. All three men join in on a chorus of grunts and groans as both holds are simultaneously applied.

Azumi still has her eyes set on the leader of Evil Intent, Jaggeroth, who proceeds to cough and splutter his way toward a vertical base. The Flying Assassin bounds into the ropes and looks to pummel the Psycho again on a second pass. Jaggeroth sees her coming from beneath his mask and swings a wild arm in her direction. Smiling, she easily ducks the attempt and springboards off the ropes once more, hurtling back at the heavyweight with her elbow outstretched and ready for impact.

The final mini-scene that the Tom-Cat lays his weary eyes upon sees Alexander Riviera staggering around over the body of his downed compadre, NVX. Riviera stoops down to pick up the Dark Prince of Extreme and is met with an Uppercut from the mat that sends him reeling backwards into the turnbuckle. NVX springs to his feet as best he can, still dazed from his own barrage and turns to face Riviera. Before the debutante can react, 240lbs of Asian Sensation had shoulder charged its way into him, driving him further into the turnbuckle and knocking the proverbial wind out of his sails and the literal wind out of his lungs. The new found adrenaline surges through NVX's veins as he wheels around once more to find what had happened to his Welsh team mate.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
My lord, there is just too much to call right now.

Khan looked as though he was ready to put the Tom-Cat away, but got his bell rung for his efforts. That must have used up at least one of his nine lives... Meanwhile, chaos ensues around him.

~~Ray White~~
This is a great way to meet people JP. Alexander Riviera just met afew of the superstars I believe. Him and NVX looked to be getting a bit intimate there for a second...

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Sure, until Riviera was introduced to Mr. Turnbuckle. Welcome to EVPW Mexican Martyr!

Whats more surprising is what appears to be some unexpected teamwork between CAW and Jason Hart, at Proeliator's expense. Some welcome back present!

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NVX watches from across the ring as the Tyrant, Khan shakes off the effects of his ringing ears and once again narrows his sights on the Welsh Enforcer. With a roar of anger, Khan places his two shovel-like hands on the Welshman's shoulders, wrenching him to his feet once more. With Cathy at a vertical base, Khan continues to lift, placing him atop his shoulders in a Samoan Drop position, before Clean and Jerking him into a Military Press. Khan has the concrete floor outside of the ring lined up for his opponent, and he licks his lips expectantly. He takes two steps, till he is facing the outside of the ring and extends his arms to full height. He is mere moments away from tossing the Welshman to an early finish, when his knees give way. Of course, they had some assistance, in the form of a Kamikaze NVX, who had thrown himself at the back of the Tyrant's knees in a desperate Chop Block. The big man falls backward, over the body of NVX and crashes to the mat, back first, letting all 266lbs of Welsh Mobster rain down on top of him. His roar of anger had turned into a groan of discomfort as he feels his chest crushing itself under the extra weight.

It definitely did not help things when NVX decided to get in on the action, dashing off toward the ropes and picking up speed before leaping into the air and splashing himself onto the top of what had become a three person dog-pile. The Welshman could be heard letting a small laugh escape his lips as his partner crushes him and his opponent, yet no such laugh had graced Khan's face. The Tyrant lets out another grunt as the extra weight is added to the pile, totaling all 486lbs of "Family meat". As quick as he had come, NVX soon rolls off the top of the pile, before assisting his partner back to his feet once more.

Meanwhile, Azumi had lined Jaggeroth up in her sights, flying through the air toward him in a Springboard Elbow strike. She catches him with a glancing blow to the shoulder, missing her target ever so slightly, yet enough to stagger Jaggeroth and send him reeling forwards in the process. The Psycho spins around at this, only to find Azumi leaping through the air at him once more, lining his neck up with her knees for an attempted Hurricanrana. He has little time to react, but manages to catch her in mid air, cradling her much smaller frame into a Powerbomb position. He uses her momentum and his own strength to punish her, attempting to slam her through the mat. she crashes into the canvas with such force that her head bounces back up into the air, twice before finally floating back to the canvas, her eyes shut tightly in an agonized wince by this time.

~~Ray White~~
I wonder if Jaggeroth is hot underneath that... Oh lord almighty!
Did you see that impact JP?

~~Jimmy Pate~~
See it, but I'm not sure I believe it. Azumi could have all sorts of internal injuries after that. She could be out cold right now, and at the mercy of that... thing called Jaggeroth.

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While the rest of the match had been unfurling itself like badly glued wallpaper, Riviera, CAW and Proeliator had remained relatively unchanged. Their pile of limbs and bodies, still remained grunting and groaning as it had been left earlier. But soon, things begin to change rapidly. Proeliator, frenzied by the range of different points of pan in his body, kicks the body of Jason Hart off himself, catching the Canadian right on the chin and releasing the Leglock. While he is freeing his legs and before CAW can figure out his intentions, Proeliator had wrapped his arms around CAW's head, wrenching it forward to loosen the Camel Clutch. Before long, both holds had been broken, and Proeliator is able to scramble away to safety. The other two men, trying to figure out what had gone wrong, turn to each other.

CAW points at Jason, poking him accusingly in the chest. Hart shakes his head angrily and pokes CAW back. Heated words are exchanged outside of earshot from the cameras, inevviatbly ending in an all out brawl between the two. Right and left fists are exchanged in flurries, as the pair battle ever closer to the ropes. Proeliator, amused by the whole scene, lines the pair up and dashes toward them, looking to eliminate both men with a Double Clothesline.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Well, it was only a matter of time, but it appears the impressive teamwork of CAW and Jason Hart has broken down.

~~Ray White~~
And being the smart man that he is, Proeliator is looking to capitalise on that, by knocking both men out of the ring.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
You can see the look in his eye. The Proeliator has had enough!

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The three mini fights seem to unfold in slow motion, each one reaching a climactic point at almost the same time. Something has got to give, it appears. The only question is, what?

TBC

[Skull]

The Proeliator lunges at his prey, eager to draw first blood and cause the first two eliminations of the match. He extends both arms, ready to knock them both over the top rope but amazingly, both wresters manage to duck the move, having broken up their argument just in time to see it coming. With nothing to stop his momentum, Proeliator crashes straight into the ropes but manages to hold on to avoid going all the way over. He is not safe yet though as his two former targets jump on him like a pack of dogs and try to force him over the top rope and out of the match.

As this happens and other kinds of chaos ensue throughout the ring, Alexander Riviera finally stumbles out of the turnbuckle that he was thrown into by NVX. His initial thought is revenge, but after taking a around the ring, he sees the Proeliator’s predicament and makes his way over to him in hopes of eliminating one of his opponents. Once he gets there, however, he changes his mind and decides he would have a better chance of eliminating Jason Hart who is completely focused on Proeliator and oblivious to Riviera’s presence. The Mexican Martyr grabs The Broken Hart by his hair, holding onto his trunks with his free hand and attempts to throw him over the ropes. Hart is taken by surprise but he still manages to hold onto the ropes to avoid being thrown over. The struggle bodes well for The Proeliator, who now only has “The Nymphopainiac” CAW trying to eliminate him. Using his superior size and strength over the Master of 1000 Gimmicks, Proeliator easily pushes CAW away from himself. He continues his assault with a stiff kick to the head that sends the Nymphopainiac down to the mat. Still hurting from the double submission that was put on him earlier, Proeliator decides t give CAW a taste of his own medicine. He straddles the fallen warrior and places a knee in the back of his head to hold him down, then yanks back on the Nymphopainiac’s arm to apply an armbar.

JP: Well turnabout is fair play. CAW and Hart had Proeliator in that double submission and now the Master of the Arm Bar has the Master of 1000 Gimmicks in an arm bar.

Ray: Well you can’t win by submission in this match but you also can’t hold onto the rope when being thrown over if you have a broken arm.

Back in the ring, The Family are busy putting the boots to Khan who is still gasping for breath after being flattened by the combined weight of Tom-Cat and NVX. After a while they decide to pick the big man up in hope of eliminating him but the Tyrant is saved by his Evil Intent partner who now has his hands free after slamming Azumi. The unrelenting Psycho breaks up The Family’s party by smashing Cathy in the back of the head and breaking his grip on the Mongolian man-mountain. With Tom-Cat out of the equation, Khan easily overpowers the smaller NVX and Evil Intent soon has control over The Family. The Tyrant takes the Asian Sensation and throws him up onto his shoulders as if he weighs no more than a rag doll and makes his way to the ropes. Not ready to be eliminated just yet, NVX slips out of the move, landing on his feet behind Khan. Jaggeroth has just as much luck as his partner. He irish whips Thomas Cathy toward the ropes but the Welshman counters with an irish whip of his own that sends Jag into the turnbuckle.

Meanwhile, Jason Hart and Alexander Riviera are still brawling around the ring with the Mexican Martyr gaining a slight advantage. He whips Hart at ropes, expecting to hit him on the rebound but he never gets the chance. To the surprise of everyone, CAW’s associate on the outside jumps onto the ring apron and wraps her legs around Jason Hart’s head just as he reaches the ropes. Holding onto the top rope with both hands, she uses all her strength to pull Jason out of the ring and out of the match.

Ray: Hey, she can’t do that! She’s not even a competitor in this match.

JP: That may be so but there are no disqualifications in a battle royal so she can do whatever she wants. We talked about the teams of Evil Intent and The Family in this match but The Nymphopainiacs are also a team, even if only one of them is actually competing in the match.

As Hart and the Nymphopainiac continue to struggle, Riviera takes his cue and charges at Hart, looking to knock him over the top rope with a clothesline but the Broken Hart gets his legs up in time to kick the Mexican in the face as he reaches him.
On the other side of the ring Khan abandons his quest to eliminate NVX when he notices that Tom-Cat now has Jaggeroth on top of the turnbuckle and goes to save him. He never actually makes it to his partner though, as Azumi springs up out of nowhere and dropkicks the big man in the knee. Not expecting the attack, the Tyrant falls hard, headbutting the mat as he does and knocking his lights out.

Ray: Ouch!

JP: Well the bigger they are the harder they fall and that was a huge fall for Khan.

Up on the turnbuckle, Jaggeroth finally manages to mount some offense back on Cathy but after the beating he has taken, he only has enough strength to push the Welshman off the turnbuckle. Tom-Cat lands on his feet and turns around to see his partner on top of the opposite turnbuckle, taking a beating from Alexander Riviera. He immediately makes his way across the ring to save his partner but finds his path blocked by a small Japanese woman. Seeing her as more of an obstacle than an opponent, Cathy ploughs toward Azumi with his arm outstretched, but he underestimate the speed of the Jade Dragon as she easily ducks his clothesline. Tom-Cat spins around to face Azumi but she is ready for him and has him right where she wants him. She springs into a furious attack and the Welshman can barely see her feet as she hits the Dragon Fear with lightning speed.

JP: Impressive series of kicks there by Azumi. That’ll teach the other competitors not to underestimate her.

Ray: I hope she hasn’t damaged that beautiful behind. I wonder if Tom-Cat has it insured like J-Lo.

Tom-Cat crashes to that mat like a falling tree, felled by his much smaller opponent. The Jade Dragon looks around the ring to pick her next target and hopefully eliminate one of them. After a quick glance, she sees that little has changed. Behind her, NVX and Alexander Riviera are still placed precariously on the turnbuckle, exchanging punches with each other. Across the ring, The Proeliator still has CAW in a torturous arm bar and a few feet away from them, the other Nymphopainiac still has Jason Hart on a headscissors and is trying desperately to pull him out of the ring. Hart, likewise, is also trying desperately to break free of her grip and remain in the match. In the opposite turnbuckle she spies her next targets in the form of both members of Evil Intent. Jaggeroth is finally starting to regain his senses atop the turnbuckle while the Mongolian goliath is also starting to get back up to his feet. As Azumi sprints across the ring, the Tyrant is already onto all fours, but the Jade Dragon seems unfazed as she simply jumps on his back and uses him as a stepping stone to her real target, sitting on top of the buckle. She lands perfectly with her feet on the top rope each side of Jag’s knees and proceeds to pummel the already-dazed skull of the Psycho. Once she is happy with the damage she has dealt, she puts her hands on Jag’s shoulders the jumps up, wrapping her legs around his head then throws herself backward off the turnbuckle to complete the hurricanrana. Across the ring, Riviera finally gets control over the Asian Sensation and has the same idea when he decides to hit a hurricanrana of his own. Both wrestlers snap off the move simultaneously and create a mirror image in the ring as Jaggeroth lands on top of his partner, Khan while NVX’s fall is broken by Tom-Cat.

Ray: Oh my gosh!

JP: Amazing symmetry there by Azumi and Alexander. Not only did they manage to overcome the numbers game of having two established teams in the match, but they also managed to make both of their opponents land on their partners. I’d be interested to see these two team together.

Ray: Well their teamwork may be about to be tested as CAW and The Proeliator are both getting back to their feet.

TBC

Tracker
Azumi and Riviera: On their feet in the ring
CAW: Still in an arm bar from Proeliator
The Family: In a heap on top of eachother
Evil Intent: In a heap on top of eachother
Jason Hart: Still in a headscissor and trying to be pulled out of the ring by the other Nymphopainiac

[Sasquatch]

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