Mexican Death Match: Insano vs ECB

[TPK/Acid]

The scene comes back from commercial and the fans are on the edge of their seats in anticipation of the upcoming match, all of a sudden Icky Thump by The White Stripes hits making the fans go absolutely nuts. El Conajo Blanco comes from behind the curtain wearing his usual ring attire, and a Bunnymania shirt over it, he once again has a sparkler in one hand and his bunnybar in the other, he holds the sparkler over his head and waves it around getting a cheer from the fans. He then puts the sparkler out and heads toward the ring.

JP: After what we saw from this man last week I think it is safe to say that he has a lot of fight, Bad Company had to get themselves Disqualified just to keep from losing to Blanco and Darius Maxwell.

Ray: Oh sure, thats what "you" would say happened...but I know, and everyone else knows Bad Company did what they did because it was the cool thing to do!

LM: The following is a Mexican Death Match, the rules of this match are as followed if you are pinned or made to submit you have until the count of ten to get back to your feet or the match is over, anything goes and falls count anywhere! Introducing first hailing from Wonderland, he stands five feet seven inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and thirteen he is EL CONAJO BLANCO!

ECB hears his name and quickly brings his free arm up and holds it into the air riling the fans and getting them worked up about the match to come, Blanco continues down the ramp and finally reaches the bottom, he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring before removing his cape, and then pulling off his shirt and firing it into the crowd. He walks to Lizzie and tells her something, she looks at him kind of funny but just shrugs and raises her mic back to her lips.

LM: And introducing the special ring announcer for this match Random Hippie Dude!

Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin hits and Random Hippie Dude comes out with a plate of brownies, he quickly makes his way to the ring and sits next to Jimmy and Ray and puts on a headset.

Hippie: Before you guys dig into these brownies I have to ask do you drug test here man?

JP: Yeah sometimes why?

Hippie: Ok so, I would avoid eating from the left side of the plate man...those are special brownies man.

Ray: Noted

TBC

[stuartk]

Just as Random Hippie dude is getting settled a Scratching sound starts playing, the arena lights flicker on and off

Ray: Aw damn the lights aren't working again

JP:Someone better get that fixed

Just as JP stops talking the lights are suddenly brighter than before and familiar lyrics start playing

hey God
why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God
i think you owe me a great big apology.

A man steps through the curtain and instant boos can be heard through the arena. The man starts walking confidently to the ring, wearing a black mask, black trousers with Dragon designs on them.

Lizzie:Making his way to the ring, coming from a disclosed location in Scotland, he weighs in at 215pounds, stands at 5ft10 he is INSANO!

Insano heads slowly to the ring. He makes his way slowly up the steel steps and gets into the ring. He stares across the ring and sticks his finger up at El Conajo which gets even louder boos from the fans.

JP: Tonight we will finally see if Insano is all talk or if he can keep his word. He seems confident enough.

Ray: He certain does. El Conajo will not go down without a fight tho.

Insano stands in the corner, his body language is telling everyone he is confident. The Ref looks at both of the wrestlers before signaling for the bell.

[TPK/Acid]

ECB takes a few steady steps forward and halts his advance as he sees Insano sprint full steam ahead at him, Insano gets a few steps away from ECB but ECB quickly steps to the side causing Insano to run at the corner, he uses his momentum and jumps on the top rope, ECB sees this and rushes at him but is too late as Insano leaps into the air and arches his body back and toward Blanco who gets smashed onto the ground and covered prompting the ref to slide quickly over and make his count.

Hippie: Woah far out man, that Insano dude is fast man! That Moonsault was just groovy!

ONE!

Ray: Yeah I can see that, wonder if he makes love that fast? If so god help me.

TWO!

JP: Would you stop saying shit like that Ray, do you want us to be taken off of the air for some stupid stuff you said?

The ref's hand is about to come down to the mat for a third time but ECB rolls his shoulder up and breaks the pin attempt getting a cheer from the small crowd. Insano gets to his feet and hooks his hand under the back of ECB's mask and pulls him up at the same time. Insano removes his hand from the back of ECB's mask and puts it under his jaw before popping his head up and slamming the back of his hand across his face making a loud popping noise, ECB stumbles back but fires back quickly throwing the edge of his hand into Insano's chest. Blanco follows quickly up by turning to the side and cradling Insano's chin on his shoulder and dropping to a knee and pulling his arm forward shooting Insano over his shoulder and onto the mat with a thud.

JP: What a snapmare from El Conajo Blanco, Insano is down but I somehow doubt a simple move like that is going to keep him down long enough for a three count.

Hippie: Yeah man, but check it out. That snapmare is a good way to set up for future moves man, it's like...totally technical dude.

Ray: You know, for a filthy hippie you sure know a lot about wrestling.

ECB bounces up to his feet and sprints toward the farthest ropes, he reaches them and slams into them before turning around and using his forward momentum to speed toward the downed Insano, he reaches him and leaps into the air aiming his left leg at his opponent's chest but Insano manages to roll under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring at the last moment causing ECB to land on nothing but mat. Insano wastes little time in flipping up the ring apron and dropping to a knee, he doesn't have too look long before coming out with a metal bat that has been wrapped in chains, he holds this crudely made weapon up into the air and the fans boo loudly knowing full well that his intentions are nowhere near what one would call good. Insano takes a few practice swings with his weapon before sliding in the ring and standing behind ECB who is making his way to a stand, ECB having no idea what is waiting behind him makes it to his feet and turns around only to be met with a face full of metal flooring him instantly, Insano quickly drops his weapon and falls on top of ECB as the ref slides over and starts his count.

JP: Of all the low down dirty things...Insano is a pathetic human being in my book, I know weapons are legal in this math but did he have to go about it in such a underhanded way!?

ONE!

Ray Well come on how would have been a good way to do that Jimmy? Did you want him to ask first sheesh come on if El Conajo Blanco did that too Insano you would have applauded him for it!

TWO!

Hippie: The little purple man does have a point man, I mean I don't like it either man but it's well within the rules of the match so you just have to let it roll dude.

The ref's hand comes down for a final time and he yells three loudly before getting up and asking Insano to step back, Insano shrugs his shoulders and steps away before starting to count backwards from ten.

TBC

[stuartk]

Insano moves back wards and looks at ECB as the Ref starts the back wards ten count

1.....



2.....


3.....


4.....


5.....ECB rolls over onto his stomach


JP:It isn't looking good, ECB isn't looking like he's gonna get up

6.....ECB moves onto his knees, just as he's about to get up Insano runs forward and smacks him on the side of the head with his boot sending ECB back to the mat.

Ray:Another underhanded move by Insano

Hippie Dude:Yeah man, he certainly is one who'll use every advantage

Insano laughs and starts taunting the small crowd, he lifts ECB up and wraps his arm around his neck and lifts ECB's arm around Insano's own neck, he then quickly snaps ECB over head and has him smashing into the mat with a sick thud. Insano stands up again and heads to wards the ropes. He slowly climbs while taunting the crowd his back to wards the slowly raising ECB.


ECB slowly and unsure moves to wards Insano, Insano is still taunting the crowd, ECB puts his head between Insano's legs and looks up, Insano looks down slightly shocked before ECB using all his power pulls hard and Insano flys off of the top rope and hits hard into the mat. ECB noticing that Insano is hurt climbs to the top rope and facing the seemingly hurt Insano starts riling up the crowd the crowd getting excited but there excitement dies down as Insano runs at the corner but ECB was quicker and jumps off the rope and as Insano turns ECB lifts his boot and turns his body away and smacks Insano right on the nose.


Ray:ECB seems to have become more confident now.

JP:Yes, It should now be more fast paced

Insano hits the corner. ECB runs to wards him but Insano moves to the side, ECB hits the corner hard, Insano runs at ECB in the corner but ECB comes out hard extending his arm and hitting Insano on the chest. Insano quickly gets to his feet and returns the favor. ECB gets up and retaliates by using a dropkick which Insano gets up and returns, ECB again gets back up this time hitting a hard spine buster, quickly running out of the ring onto the apron. He jumps onto the top rope standing in the middle of the rope and jumps inward and lands across Insano's chest

Hippie Dude: That was so totally cool

Ray: I wouldn't mind him doing that to me *winks at JP*

JP:My god Ray shut up, and what a move. He just hit Insano with the bunny hop

ECB lays across Insano and the Ref starts the count

ONE!



TWO!




THREE!

The Ref asks ECB to stand back and begins the back wards 10 count.

[TPK/Acid]

ECB gets up and steps back as the ref begins his count, he only manages to get to about four however before Insano is starting to get to his feet, he manages to get to five just as Insano gets up and turns to face Blanco. Insano shifts his eyes toward the chain wrapped bat lying near the ropes then back up to ECB who is staring a hole through Insano at this point. Insano however decides to make a break for the bat catching ECB a bit off guard, Insano gets close to the bat but has ECB close on his heels so has to make a quick swing at Blanco as soon as he picks it up, Insano misses his mark and Blanco quickly snaps to the side and thrusts his foot into the back of Insano's legs taking them out from under him and making him land on his back.

Hippie: He really likes that bat man. I wonder how he does at baseball.

Ray: Speaking of things people wonder there is something I have been wondering about you. Soap...do you know what it is?

Hippie: Hey why the hostility man?

JP: Just ignore him, he has no room to talk.

Blanco steps away from Insano who is now taking wild swings with his weapon in an attempt to keep ECB at bay which for the time seems to be working, ECB walks to the nearest corner and leans back as Insano quickly gets to his feet and looks over at ECB who is just seemingly chilling out, Insano points the bat at ECB but gets a shrug in response which just serves only to fuel Insano's anger. Insano walks angrily toward ECB who pushes himself out of the corner and lunges at Insano wrapping his arm around him and driving forward, Insano however holds his ground and brings the but of the bat down hard between the shoulder blades of ECB dropping him to his knees, ECB somehow manages to keep his arms wrapped around Insano's waist but another quick downward thrust with the bat hits him in the top of the head and his grip quickly slips as he falls face first into the canvas, Insano rolls ECB over with his foot and lays down over him before hooking his leg, the ref slides over and makes his count.

ONE

JP: Insano is vicious with that bat! El Conajo Blanco should have seen that coming from a mile a way.

TWO!

Ray: Oh I imagine he did but is just too stupid to have avoided it.

THREE!

Hippie: Ray dude why with all the negative energy? it is totally harshing my vibe here bro.

The waits for Insano to get off ECB and then begins to make his count, meanwhile Insano glances toward the announce table and sees Hippie taking a bite out of a brownie which does not seem to sit well with him as he drops the bat and steps out of the ring and makes his way toward the announce booth and points at the plate. Hippie smiles and gestures for Insano to take a brownie so Insano picks up the plate and takes a bite of one before spitting it right into the hippies face and slamming the plate down onto the top of the man's head just as ECB is getting to his feet in the ring.

JP: *standing up* What in the hell was that for!?

Hippie: Look at the birds dude.

Insano *points at RHD* You shut up! and you* Points at JP* sit down before things get violent!

JP doesn't budge and Insano pulls his fist back and looks as if he is about to throw a punch at JP but he hears ECB yell at him as he is dropping from the apron, he turns around and a hard right fist finds it's way into Insano's face knocking him back into the railing next to the table. ECB takes a few steps back and runs forward before thrusting his arm into Insano's chest sending both men over the railing and out into the crowd, both men get up and are trading hard lefts and rights as they work their way further back into the now roaring crowd, ECB manages to shove Insano down long enough to take a chair that a member of the crowd was kind enough to hand him, Insano sees this and pops quickly to his feet but is not fast enough to do anything as the chair comes crashing down into Insano's skull flooring him, Blanco drops down and covers him and the ref instantly starts his count.

One!

JP: What a chair shot! Insano had that one coming.

Two!

Ray: What the hell do you mean he had it coming? Someone with such a great body should never get hit like that it's just not right.

Three!

Blanco gets to his feet and backs away as the ref once again starts to count backwards from ten

TBC

[stuartk]

ECB starts riling up the fans some more as he feels certain he has won. Turning his back away from his downed opponent he keeps riling the crowd up. Louder and louder they get, both the fans and ECB however do not notice Insano crawling on his knees and moves his arm between El's legs and brings it up wards fast and hard making ECB instantly move his hands to his groin area. Insano gets to his feet and grabs the back of ECB's trousers and then his mask and throws him shoulder first into the guardrail causing him to instantly hold his shoulder in pain.

JP:Of course, Insano can only win when jumping unsuspecting people who have there backs turned

Ray:I certainly wouldn't mind him coming up behind me

Hippie: Dude, I've just realized, you sound totally like gay.

Insano walks over lifting up the injured ECB up and throwing him over the guardrail and then jumping over it himself. ECB slowly gets to his feet and grabs Insano's trousers by the belt pulling forward and send Insano face / shoulder first into the ring post ECB gets up knowing that this is his chance to get some serious damage done. He lifts Insano and smacks his face into the side of the apron then wraps his arms around Insano's neck and throws him over his head and hard down on the thin matted floor.


ECB again gets distracted by playing to the crowd but lucky for him Insano seems generally injured this time and he turns around and lifts Insano up again this time throwing him back first into the guardrail and again starts riling up the crowd has he sprints to wards Insano bends down moves his arm out to the side and hits Insano in the gut with enough force that he takes the guardrail as well as Insano hard onto the concrete floor. Both men are down with only El seeming to be moving.

JP: Both these men could be injured from that. It was viscous.

Ray:For once that is something I don't want to happen to me

El gets to his feet and throws an arm over Insano

ONE!

TWO!


Thre.......Kick out by Insano


JP:Insano has heart. I'll give him that. He didn't even need to kick out there. He has 13 seconds to get himself together but instead he kicked out. I might not like the guy, but I have some respect for him now

El can't believe it. He stands up pulling the semi conscious Insano up as well and pulls him further into the crowd and starts hitting him with hard punches. Insano keeps falling back wards but finally starts defending himself as he backs up to what seems a locked door. El sprints at him Insano side steps quickly turns his body and throws his whole weight onto El making El break the door down and land on top of it Insano stumbles back and falls catching his breath as El is layed out on top of the now broken down door.


Insano gets slowly to his feet, the fans are deadly quiet now as he walks to wards a slow moving El Conajo Blanco and grabs him by the mask and starts walking down a large corridor and throws him out into a wide area which leads to the parking lot. Insano gets ready El Conajo gets to his feet slowly, Insano runs forward pulls back doing what seems like a back flip but brings the top of his foot down across the top of El's head sending him down to the hard floor.

JP:My God, just when you think you can't see any more silly stunts you see someone pull that off. I believe we have just witnessed for the first time Insano's finisher which he calls the blackout. Which might just be the case here.


Hippie:Woah, that was totally cool, I'll have to ask how he does that


Insano hit the ground hard as well, but manages to crawl over and hook the leg of ECB

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

The Ref helps Insano move away from the hurt El conajo and then begins the count as Insano slowly gets to his feet.

[TPK/Acid]

The ref walks Insano away from Blanco all the while he is getting yelled at to hurry up and start his ten count, the ref finally takes the hint and begins to count, he manages to get to eight before ECB slowly rises to his feet just barely making it which sends Insano into a frenzy as he yells at the ref for not counting sooner, Insano continues arguing until he looks over and sees ECB rubbing the spot on his head that got blasted by that last move, Insano quickly drops his argument and shoves the ref to the side knocking him into the camera man sending the camera crashing to the ground and both men with it, the camera shows Insano walking up to ECB and grabbing him by the back of the mask before taking a few steps forward and lunging him at a nearby wall causing him to hit with a loud smack which takes him to the ground, Insano quickly covers his opponent but the ref is still down.

JP: Well Insano has a cover but the ref isn't in position to make the count I think he is checking on our Cameraman that Insano took out...you know it's a good thing that he didn't hurt that camera we only have that and one other and we still have half a program too shoot here.

Ray: Well boo hoo for the Cameraman, the ref should seriously pay attention to the action! I mean Insano has well over a three count by now and I don't think El Conajo Blanco would be able to get up after!

Hippie: Hey man mellow out, the ref is just being compassionate and I find that highly groovy man.

Insano yells something before getting to his feet and looking over to the ref, he sees what is going on and hurries to get to him and tug on his shirt, he points at the downed Blanco and says something about continuing the match before forcefully dragging the ref over toward the other wrestler. Insano goes to cover Blanco yet again but Blanco quickly sits up and rolls Insano into a pin as the ref gets into position.

ONE!

JP: Wow I did not see that coming, we have a roll up here and I am not sure that Insano will be able to kick out.

TWO!

Ray: Oh come on Insano kick out for Daddy!

THREE

Hippie: Wow dude, I didn't know that Insano was like...your sun and stuff..that is awesome man!

Ray: What? No he's not my...aww you know what forget it.

Blanco releases his pin and stumbles to his feet and away from Insano, when the ref determines he is far enough away he begins counting, Insano wisely gets up to one knee and waits for the ref to get to nine to get to his feet so he could take a breather. Blanco walks down the corridor and arrives in the parking lot shortly after as Insano walks slowly after, moments later the crowd files out the door and before too long they are all standing in the parking lot watching the two men staring one another in the eye, this makes the camera man's job very difficult as it's hard for him to get a very good shot with so many people in such a small corridor, finally he breaks through just in time to catch Insano thrusts his right boot out into the belly of ECB, Insano follows up by hooking ECB's head under his arm and hoisting him into a vertical position, he walks toward a nearby Blue Honda Civic and leans forward crashing Blanco stomach first onto the hood with his body hanging halfway off of it, Insano quickly hops onto the roof of the car and leaps off and slams the back of his right leg into the back of ECB's neck making him fall off of the car and onto the ground, the move took just as much out of Insano though as he slowly claws his way toward ECB, he finally make it to him and drapes an arm over his chest.

JP: Did you see that! What a move by Insano, I may not like this man but I respect what he can do in or in this case out of the ring.

ONE!

Ray: Thats my snuggly wuggly wittle Insano.

TWO!

Hippie: You know man, you shouldn't talk about your son like that it's really kind of creepy dude.

TBC