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Post by TPK/Acid on Jun 11, 2008 21:27:52 GMT -4
Ray: Oh god this has been such a man buffet...well with the exception of that opener. Let's keep this puppy going with the next match.
JP: Well while I don't usually agree with much that Ray here says I have to say I have been looking forward to this match all night after what Tran and Braxton did to Vlad Strife and Kingbear. I sure hope the team of Darius Maxwell and El Conajo Blanco can teach these guys a lesson.
No sooner than the words leave JP's mouth Icky Thump by The White Stripes begins playing through the speakers in the humble gymnasium drawing a slight cheer from the crowd. A few moments into the song El Conajo Blanco and Trix come out, Trix is wielding a crowbar with a bunny puppet not so cleverly disguising it, while ECB is wielding a sparkler in both hands, they begin to dance around and the crowd is now getting into the display.
LM: The following contest is a tag team match, introducing first being accompanied to the ring by Trix, hailing from Wonderland, he stands five feet seven inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and thirteen pounds El Conajo Blanco!
Blanco hands one of the sparklers to Trix and they have a short mock sword fight before snubbing them on the ramp and nodding toward one another before sharing a short hug, the fans whoop and holler until they release. The two walk down the ramp toward the ring for a short distance before closing in with a quick burst of speed, Blanco slides into the ring while Trix stands in the corner Blanco and Darius will be standing in.
Ray: Well the upside to this is match is we get some top shelf man meat to look at, but with every up there is a down and the big downer here is Trix, why does SHE have to be out here anyway Jimmy?
JP: Well why wouldn't she be out here Ray? She "is" the manager slash girlfriend of El Conajo Blanco she has every right to be here.
Ray: So does that mean I can bring my boyfriend out here?
JP: Well unless you are fighting in a match and he is managing you then i'd say not a chance in hell of that going on.
TBC
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Post by Vladimir Strife on Jun 12, 2008 16:43:49 GMT -4
As El Conajo Blanco begins warming up, the fans await the arrival of Darius Maxwell. It is Bret Baxton instead that comes out from the back, making his way into the ring quickly, Agent Tran hot on the trail behind him. Bret clobbers Conajo with a forearm shot, Tran throwing a kick into his gut, the fans yelling at the cheap shots. Conajo drops to his knees as Baxton drives a hard fist across his temple. Bad Company continues assaulting him, the referee trying to pull them back and screaming at them to get off.
JP: What the hell is this!? Somebody has to stop this, the match hasn't even started!! Ray: These guys already sneak attacked Kingbear and my Vladimir and put them out of commission, now their attacking El Conajo Blanco, how many guys are they aiming to take out!?
Bret whispers something to Agent Tran and Tran leaves the ring. Meanwhile, Baxton helps his opponent to his feet, holding him in place as Tran steals a steel chair from where Lizzie Morna usually sits. He folds it up and slides into the ring, pulling it back as he rises to his feet. Conajo struggles, but Baxton has him secured as the steel chair comes crashing down across his head, Baxton releasing him and letting him spill out across the mat. The devious team stands over his fallen body, both sporting cocky grins at having gotten the jump on one of their opponents tonight.
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Post by TPK/Acid on Jun 14, 2008 14:08:57 GMT -4
Tran and Baxton look down at the carnage they have created as Trix is standing next to the apron screaming at the two at the top of her lungs which makes them smile sickly. Tran pats Bret on the shoulder and tells him to get on the apron before turnign to the ref and grabbing him by the collar of the shirt and demanding that he start the match, the ref reluctantly signals for the bell and Tran simply rolls Blanco over and covers him while the fans boo wildly.
JP: NO! NO! This is just wrong, those two jackals can't win, not like this!
ONE!
Ray: I don't know why you are getting so upset Jimmy, thats the best way to win. I mean what is hotter than two absolute foxes beating down Quasi "freakin" Motto...what i'm just saying something has to be wrong with his face or he wouldn't be wearing a mask.
TWO!
The ref's hand is about to come down for a third time and somehow Blanco rolls his shoulder up surprising everyone, especially Bad Company. Tran sits back on his heels and lets his hands hang down to his side as he looks at Blanco who is now back to a prone position as if expending a great amount of energy to kick out of Tran's pin attempt. Tran quickly rises to a stand, he grabs ECB's arm and drags him toward the corner of he and his partner before tagging in Bret. Tran keeps Blanco's right arm held while Bret grabs the other, together they pull him up and whip him into the ropes opposite of them, they walk forward and as ECB comes closer to them Tran leaps out and plants both of his feet into ECB's left leg while Bret slams his arm into Blanco's throat, ECB flips into the air and lands on his back with a thud as the crowd boos loudly.
JP: This isn't a match Ray, this is a slaughter, and it wouldn't surprise me one damn bit if Bad Company were somehow behind Darius Maxwell not showing up here tonight.
Ray: That is sexy, I hope they are to blame nothing is sexier than a thoroughly planned out backstage attack!
Tran exits onto the apron while Bret quickly goes for a cover the ref slides quickly over and checks the pinning situation, he sees it as a pin and begins to county at a steady pace, however right before he gets to three Bret cockily pulls Blanco's shoulder up off of the mat and acts like he is shocked at a legitimate kick out. Bret shrugs his shoulders and pulls Blanco to a stand with him, Bret walks to the nearest corner with Blanco and pulls him up onto the top rope before climbing up with him, he hooks an arm around his opponents neck and tries to lift him up but Blacno isn't budging, Blanco acts quickly and lifts Bret up before slamming him face down and leaping off the top rope smashing Bret face first into the mat, he quickly rolls his opponent over and places his arms on his chest.
JP: What was that! Oh my god he is pinning this could be it right here!
ONE!
Ray: What a move. He may be lacking in the looks department but he just showed some tremendous heart....not that that counts for a damn thing right now, I mean look at the situation here it's two on one. If Darius doesn't show up soon this is going to be a futile fight for Blanco.
TWO!
TBC
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Post by bret on Jun 14, 2008 16:16:22 GMT -4
The ref is about to bring his hand down for a third count when Tran comes in, nailing Blanco in the face with his shin. Blanco rolls off of Bret, breaking the count and the ref jumps up, yelling at Tran for a blatant kick to the face. Tran yells back saying he stumbled and 'accidentally' ran into Blanco. The ref forces Tran back out of the ring as Bret stands up and shakes his head a bit, dazed from the sudden attack. He turns around only to be leveled by a vicious clothesline from ECB. Tran moves to get in the ring to help his partner and the ref stops him, ECB takes this opportunity to stick his tongue out and blow a raspberry at Tran. He then turns around and shakes his tail at Tran before laughing and turning back to Bret who throws powder in ECBs eyes. Blanco lets out a cry of pain as he swipes at his eyes vigorously, trying to get the powder to stop burning them. JP: What a blatant cheat by Bret Baxton, this guy really has some nerve pulling shit like that!Ray: Well, in all honesty, he IS a heel, and thats what heels do, they cheat. And I LOVE IT!Bret grabs ECB and slowly walks over to his corner with him. He then tags in Tran and they move power him across the ring into the ropes, they set themselves up for a Double DDT when Blanco pulls a blind fast one on them and double clotheslines Bad Company, laying both men out on the mat. He then drops down covering the first body he could find, only problem with that was the first body wasnt the legal man in the match. Blanco grins as he waits for the ref to count, his vision still blurry, after he counts to three in his head and still hasnt heard the hits on the mat, Blanco slowly stands up and turns around right into Agent Tran. Tran grins lightly as he wraps arms around Blanco and goes to lift him for a belly to belly but ECB bring a double axe handle down on Trans collarbone quickly breaking the hold. ECB quickly runs to the ropes and springboards off, slamming into Agent Tran with a Springboard Crossbody. He follows this move into a pin, the ref drops down to the mat and pounds for the count. 1... JP: ECB is back on the top in this match for some reason. I mean cmon, this is a handicap match. Tran and Baxton must not have worked together for long or something.2... Ray: Poor Bad Company, they're really looking, well, BAD out there. How is Tran going to kick out of this?TBC (OOC: I'm actually leaving the house right now, otherwise it'd be a longer post. Enjoy )
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Post by dariusmaxwell on Jun 18, 2008 0:53:21 GMT -4
Just as the referee brings his hand down for the three count, Blanco is shoved off of Tran by Baxton. Blanco's body surges backwards a bit before he stands to his feet only to be met with by Big Boot from Baxton. Blanco falls backwards, but bounces off of the top rope instead of falling. As Blanco groggily stumble towards Tran in the middle of the ring, Tran bounces off of the ropes in front of Blanco, and meets Blanco with a Spear that lays Blanco out. Ray White: The Trantastic Voyage! What a sexy spear! Boy, I sure would like to go on a voyage with Tran if you know what I mean.Tran is on his feet and helping Baxton up to his feet as well when the heavy riffs of "Outshined" by Soundgarden are heard across the arena with hardly any crowd reaction. Tran and Baxton both shoot their heads towards the entrance stage. The camera focuses on the entrance stage before Darius Maxwell can be seen pushing his way slowly through the curtains onto the stage with a bloody face and cuts all over his body as he stares angrily at Tran and Baxton in the ring. Jimmy Pate: Well, I think it is now clear that Agent Tran and Bret Baxton did in fact attack Darius Maxwell. Poor ole boy, he hasn't even been able to officially participate in his first match here in EVPW without being viciously assaulted.Ray White: Well, he's pretty sexy, but nothing compared to my Bad Company. It looks like those two great minds did a number on him. Things still look bleak for Darius Maxwell and El Conajo Blanco.Maxwell is struggling down the ramp on his way to the ring as he holds his back with one hand and points at Tran and Baxton in the ring who only smirk at him, proud of their work. Maxwell finally makes it to the ring and shrugs off assistance from Trix before unintelligently rolling in underneath the bottom rope. Not a second later, Baxton and Tran begin viciously stomping every part of Maxwell's body. Maxwell tries getting to his feet several times, but is merely met with a High Knee or Big Boot every time. Finally, after taking turns delivering Elbow Drops to the lower back of Maxwell, Bad Company share an evil glance as they stare at Maxwell on the ground. Both of the back of their necks are met by a weak Double Clothesline by Blanco from behind. The Double Clothesline doesn't have much effect, and Tran and Baxton turn around to be met with a choke on each of their throats. Blanco desperately holds onto each of their throats in a Double Chokeslam position before Tran and Baxton each grab an arm of Blanco, and merely arch back in unison sending Blanco up and over the top rope. Blanco slams onto the ground on the outside of the ring with a scream of pain. He is soon met by Trix who begins rubbing his mask and telling him words of encouragement. Jimmy Pate: Oh boy! Now that Blanco has been taken care of, I don't even want to know what they plan on doing to Maxwell.Baxton and Tran quickly pick up Darius from his stomach and turn him so that he faces the two and his back is in front of the ropes. Tran and Baxton both grab Maxwell's throat with their inside hand. The two then get their outside hand and set it under Maxwell's thighs for extra elevation as they pick him up into the air and send him over the top rope as well, falling right on top of Blanco in a Double Chokeslam just as Trix moves out of the way. Ray White: This beautiful teamwork by Bad Company, it almost brings a tear to my eye. Such perfect harmony. After such a gruesome match, I bet they'll need a body rub after their win. I'll be sure to be there to give them one.Jimmy Pate: Would you just shut the Hell up!? I can't call Darius Maxwell a yellow belly for coming out here and trying, but I think he would have been better off just staying in the back. I have to agree with you though... I don't even think a miracle could help Maxwell and Blanco now. These dirty, disrespectful tactics by Tran and Baxton were just too much.The referee is now to the count of four as Trix tries diligently to get Blanco and Maxwell up, but to no avail. Baxton and Tran share arrogant grins as they wait for the 10 count that will signify their debut win... TBCB Agent Tran or Bret Baxton
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