Post by Slut (✿ ◕‿◕) on Mar 15, 2016 19:04:01 GMT -4
Eagle Vision Professional Wrestling presents: a once in a life time one and only phenomenon….. AGAIN!
Brought to you by Sublime, the girl with a little bit of extra working directly behind closed doors with the North Korean high up officials, providing that extra needed red light district incentive. Financed behind closed curtains through dirty US dollars shipped by Hyper Elf the CEO of HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE, the biggest doughnut production factories in the United States in partnership with Devin Bozz the executive force behind Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling and Zantazm with a Z from his hiding place somewhere in the northern parts of Mongolia, as the second last remaining authoritative entity of Gods and Heretics in PG wrestling.
THEY SAID THE REAL LAST FIGHT WAS THE ONE IN MANILLA
BUT VLAD WON
SO THEY WERE WRONG
IN THE MEMORY OF THE GREAT LEADER COMRADE KIM II-SUNG
FOR THE PLEASURE OF THE DEAR LEADER KIM JONG-UN
AND OF COURSE THE PEOPLE OF NORTH KOREA
SCRIPTED BY JEFF YOUNG
THEN RE-SCRIPTED ENTIRELY BY RHAPS
BECAUSE HE IS INGLISH AND CAN ACTUALLY WRITE IN INGLISH
INSIDE THE TERSE ATMOSPHERE OF PYONGYANG
EVPW ON THE ROAD
THE EPIC SHOWDOWN!
The epic starter!
Chris Pyro. The ninja wannabe. A murdering, katana wielding, head chopping, kill Bill obsessed, manga reading, Japanese loving, son of a bitch. He always has an entourage of lackeys apparently capable in martial arts, but we’re yet to see evidence past the yellow belt. He is from Canada so the fans in the States know not to expect much… but we aren’t in the States this time. When the news of Agent Shadows appearance broke out, the dear leader made it clear that either Chris Pyro shows up or … well the end of his sentence was lost in translation. Someone close to power in North Korea leaked that until the day of arrivals, the dear leader believed that Chris Pyro was a Japanese woman and due to his obsession for these particular group he was severely disappointed after meeting the Canadian for the first time. On the day, 11 public executions took place throughout North Korea's major cities. Were they at all relevant to anything I’ve been saying so far?
V.S.
Jacob Azazzel. The weirdo is making a name for himself. It hasn’t been a full year yet before the name was first mentioned but after having some commendable performances against some of the top names in the business, he is no longer the rookie. He dresses, uses make up and cuts his hair like a punk. Do I need to say more? Go figure. In Pyongyang these things seem to matter. A considerable bribe had to be given to the North Koreans just to give the man a visa, even then a conditional one was at best managed. Straight after his match he is to be deported back to China on the first flight. The other option was residing for an undisclosed period of time inside camp 22, which the North Koreans described as a very fun place to go on holiday with lots of activities to do, however Azazzel adamantly declined the gracious offer.
Hardcore match - Devin Bozz laid down the law and the contest would be decided after absolute mayhem. These North Koreans want to see blood, shattered bones and knocked out teeth. The dirty imperialist American leader of EVPW is only too happy to oblige them. The ninja vs the punk.
The Battle of behemoths!
The Psycho Kid. His name says it all. His birth certificate has the asylum down under the place of birth. Now the authenticity of the document is up to anyone to guess, but for some reason TPK sends his birth certificate with his CV to every job application he ever applies for. You might wonder why, but the joke is on you. Out of everyone visiting, he has provided the biggest set of complications for the North Koreans in charge of hosting the crew. The countries' agriculture can not meet the demand from the man’s appetite. To make the matters worse, no one in the entirety of North Korea, of course excluding the dear leader, have never heard of waffles. Hyper Elf had to personally dispatch a special package via the Chinese-Korean transport systems under humanitarian aid protocols. The issue continues to exist.
V.S.
Skull. Surprising everyone, Skull proved absolutely fluent in Korean from the moment he set a boot on Pyongyang soil and has spoken only in Korean since. Even when his foreign colleagues attempted at conversing with him. This strange behaviour is… well strange.
Inferno - “He came from hell”, how many time you’ve heard that before? Skull is going to be right at home facing the man who based on his own admission have been to places far more terrifying that the Bible’s unimaginative hell. Somebody is going to get burnt and unlucky for them, the Pyongyang hospitals don’t accept foreign patients.
You’re getting Spanked!
Metal Dragon. Rusty. Old.
V.S.
KaHLaN. Horny. Bold.
Strip, retrieve paddle and spank- The two contestants enter the ring wearing three t-shirts and track suit bottoms. There will be a paddle suspended above the ring. These two will have to rip away at each other and get one another down to panties/bra or tights and then be able to climb a ladder and retrieve the paddle. The loser will be held down on all four by the helpful North Korean military personnel and receive 50 harsh strikes administers by the winner.
Legend meets legend!
Hayden Hardkore /w Alex Stall as a partner. Hayden is the face of success. Even some of the the peasantry in North Korea have heard of the Kiwi. They’ve even sung a ballad about him when he faced himself when there was no other living person worthy enough to meet him. But the Kiwi isn’t alone and he has a partner…
Alex Stall /w Hayden Hardkore as a partner. No one has seen him.
V.S.
Vladimir Strife. Unstoppable. The man does not know how to lose a contest and so to make things fair the North Korean style, the dear leader have asked for an equaliser when Strife is to step into the ring.
Tornado style I QUIT! Devin Bozz has named Alex Stall as the partner of the Kiwi to appease the North Korean leader. A legend will mutter the two words that would forever taint a dark stain on their legacy…. just like how we like it to be.
The Announcer and HOST OF EVPW SHOWDOWN IN PYONGYANG: Jeff Young - former champeon and Hero to the people of his village for saving his sister’s life from a band of vagabonds.
ESPECIAL TRIO CASTING DESK MEMBERS: Mathew Oliveira, Rhaps, Haven “Wolverina” Cassidy.
Venue: Rungrado May Day Stadium, Pyongyang, North Korea
Brought to you by Sublime, the girl with a little bit of extra working directly behind closed doors with the North Korean high up officials, providing that extra needed red light district incentive. Financed behind closed curtains through dirty US dollars shipped by Hyper Elf the CEO of HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE, the biggest doughnut production factories in the United States in partnership with Devin Bozz the executive force behind Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling and Zantazm with a Z from his hiding place somewhere in the northern parts of Mongolia, as the second last remaining authoritative entity of Gods and Heretics in PG wrestling.
THEY SAID THE REAL LAST FIGHT WAS THE ONE IN MANILLA
BUT VLAD WON
SO THEY WERE WRONG
IN THE MEMORY OF THE GREAT LEADER COMRADE KIM II-SUNG
FOR THE PLEASURE OF THE DEAR LEADER KIM JONG-UN
AND OF COURSE THE PEOPLE OF NORTH KOREA
SCRIPTED BY JEFF YOUNG
THEN RE-SCRIPTED ENTIRELY BY RHAPS
BECAUSE HE IS INGLISH AND CAN ACTUALLY WRITE IN INGLISH
INSIDE THE TERSE ATMOSPHERE OF PYONGYANG
EVPW ON THE ROAD
THE EPIC SHOWDOWN!
The epic starter!
Chris Pyro. The ninja wannabe. A murdering, katana wielding, head chopping, kill Bill obsessed, manga reading, Japanese loving, son of a bitch. He always has an entourage of lackeys apparently capable in martial arts, but we’re yet to see evidence past the yellow belt. He is from Canada so the fans in the States know not to expect much… but we aren’t in the States this time. When the news of Agent Shadows appearance broke out, the dear leader made it clear that either Chris Pyro shows up or … well the end of his sentence was lost in translation. Someone close to power in North Korea leaked that until the day of arrivals, the dear leader believed that Chris Pyro was a Japanese woman and due to his obsession for these particular group he was severely disappointed after meeting the Canadian for the first time. On the day, 11 public executions took place throughout North Korea's major cities. Were they at all relevant to anything I’ve been saying so far?
V.S.
Jacob Azazzel. The weirdo is making a name for himself. It hasn’t been a full year yet before the name was first mentioned but after having some commendable performances against some of the top names in the business, he is no longer the rookie. He dresses, uses make up and cuts his hair like a punk. Do I need to say more? Go figure. In Pyongyang these things seem to matter. A considerable bribe had to be given to the North Koreans just to give the man a visa, even then a conditional one was at best managed. Straight after his match he is to be deported back to China on the first flight. The other option was residing for an undisclosed period of time inside camp 22, which the North Koreans described as a very fun place to go on holiday with lots of activities to do, however Azazzel adamantly declined the gracious offer.
Hardcore match - Devin Bozz laid down the law and the contest would be decided after absolute mayhem. These North Koreans want to see blood, shattered bones and knocked out teeth. The dirty imperialist American leader of EVPW is only too happy to oblige them. The ninja vs the punk.
The Battle of behemoths!
The Psycho Kid. His name says it all. His birth certificate has the asylum down under the place of birth. Now the authenticity of the document is up to anyone to guess, but for some reason TPK sends his birth certificate with his CV to every job application he ever applies for. You might wonder why, but the joke is on you. Out of everyone visiting, he has provided the biggest set of complications for the North Koreans in charge of hosting the crew. The countries' agriculture can not meet the demand from the man’s appetite. To make the matters worse, no one in the entirety of North Korea, of course excluding the dear leader, have never heard of waffles. Hyper Elf had to personally dispatch a special package via the Chinese-Korean transport systems under humanitarian aid protocols. The issue continues to exist.
V.S.
Skull. Surprising everyone, Skull proved absolutely fluent in Korean from the moment he set a boot on Pyongyang soil and has spoken only in Korean since. Even when his foreign colleagues attempted at conversing with him. This strange behaviour is… well strange.
Inferno - “He came from hell”, how many time you’ve heard that before? Skull is going to be right at home facing the man who based on his own admission have been to places far more terrifying that the Bible’s unimaginative hell. Somebody is going to get burnt and unlucky for them, the Pyongyang hospitals don’t accept foreign patients.
You’re getting Spanked!
Metal Dragon. Rusty. Old.
V.S.
KaHLaN. Horny. Bold.
Strip, retrieve paddle and spank- The two contestants enter the ring wearing three t-shirts and track suit bottoms. There will be a paddle suspended above the ring. These two will have to rip away at each other and get one another down to panties/bra or tights and then be able to climb a ladder and retrieve the paddle. The loser will be held down on all four by the helpful North Korean military personnel and receive 50 harsh strikes administers by the winner.
Legend meets legend!
Hayden Hardkore /w Alex Stall as a partner. Hayden is the face of success. Even some of the the peasantry in North Korea have heard of the Kiwi. They’ve even sung a ballad about him when he faced himself when there was no other living person worthy enough to meet him. But the Kiwi isn’t alone and he has a partner…
Alex Stall /w Hayden Hardkore as a partner. No one has seen him.
V.S.
Vladimir Strife. Unstoppable. The man does not know how to lose a contest and so to make things fair the North Korean style, the dear leader have asked for an equaliser when Strife is to step into the ring.
Tornado style I QUIT! Devin Bozz has named Alex Stall as the partner of the Kiwi to appease the North Korean leader. A legend will mutter the two words that would forever taint a dark stain on their legacy…. just like how we like it to be.
The Announcer and HOST OF EVPW SHOWDOWN IN PYONGYANG: Jeff Young - former champeon and Hero to the people of his village for saving his sister’s life from a band of vagabonds.
ESPECIAL TRIO CASTING DESK MEMBERS: Mathew Oliveira, Rhaps, Haven “Wolverina” Cassidy.
Venue: Rungrado May Day Stadium, Pyongyang, North Korea
