Post by Slut (✿ ◕‿◕) on Sept 19, 2015 16:21:01 GMT -4
Eagle Vision Professional Wrestling presnts: a once in a lifetime one and only phenomenon.
Brought to you by the recently CEO and owner of HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE the biggest doughnut production factories in the United States Mr Hyper Elf in partnership with Devin Bozz the executive force behind the Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling and Xantaxm with an X from hiding somewhere in the eastern regions of Colombia as the last remaining authoritative entity of Gods and Heretics in PG wrestling. With special thanks to the major benefactor making this bonanza of spectacular entertainment in the name of wrestling, President Benigno Aquino III of Philippines.
They said the real last fight in Philippines was the THRILLA IN MANILLA
They were wrong
In the memory of the man behind the mask of Jaggeroth
SCRIPTED BY GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
IT’S STILL REAL
IN MANILA
EVPW ON THE ROAD
SHOW NUMBER ONE
All of the following matches will be no DQ, no count outs, falls count only inside the ring 30 minutes Ironman. Participants are not allowed to carry any weapon or items with them to the ring, however after the official has confirmed the lack of said weapons on both participants and the bell is rung, it cannot be stopped until the 30 minutes are up (meaning you can conjour weapons or ANYTHING within the 30 minutes and use it however you wish without being penalised for it). If the pinfalls/submission scores are a tie at the end of 30 minutes the game shall be resumed immediately under sudden death rules and the winner shall be the first person to throw their opponent over the top and out of the ring by any means necessary. If a participant decides to leave the ring for any reason during this period they forfeit the contest and their opponent will advance.
Match 1
Jakob Azazel. He is a punk. At least he looks like a fucking punk. Not a veteran by any means but the fucker likes to rub it in and the vanilla crowds in Manila seem to already dislike the weirdo. He’s been here for a week now and a few rumours are going around already about how half the Transgendered community, who must be acknowledged to be quite a force by their numbers, have already taken a shining to the fellow. He calls himself a magician, apparently when he was a kid he was sitting around sulking like the outcast type that he was and seems to have coped by learning a few cheap street tricks and such, but fuck do we know about psychology or this motherfucker’s history. One thing we do know however is that he is one unlucky punk! … Or maybe he is lucky…
V.S.
“The pervert” Kasabian Stalker. This bald creep is apparently into panty sniffing and who knows boxer sniffing too maybe. He looks like the rough fellow who the Punks fancy. Since arriving in Manila however, he hasn’t been seen much. Coincidentally, the numbers of reported rape incidents in the city have increased by 30% since 4 days ago, that is for both genders. Now I’m not pointing fingers but I’m not one to believe in coincidence either. Whatever his wickedness and sins, he is one accomplished wrestler around the block. His greatest achievement to date has been the Imperial title that he so unexpectedly won on an edition of WNG. When asked in an interview however, he said that doesn’t compare to the time he got to sniff Haven Cassidy’s panties after winning a match and forcing her to comply with handing over the lingerie. As fucked up as this fellow is with his love of inflicting pain and perverted antiques, the Pilipino community seem to actually… and I don’t believe I’m saying this… to almost like him.
Match 2
Skull. He came from hell. Literally. Around these parts people call him a legend. As to why, no one quite knows. Probably because he was around for a long time, but then he wasn’t around for a long time after that, then he was again. What we do know is that this guy is scary and his reputation has preceded him. A fun fact for you, the wing in the hotel in which he has been booked to be staying is completely empty. All the reservations cancelled after it was revealed that Skull is coming for a visit. Since he has gotten off the plane and arrived at his room, no one has seen him come out. It’s been five whole days and no sign or sound, with only the do not disturb sign hanging from his door handle. No staff member have been able to enter his room or been brave enough to attempt to. The owners are said to be worried but have been reassured by the Mr CEO Hyper Elf with complimentary HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE doughnuts from the USA and so they seem to tolerate the hit to their business for now.
V.S.
Desperado. This fucker is a thief. From his gimmick, to his move set, his finisher even his fucking nick names these days. He has stolen so many things from others that it has become normality. A cheap thespian of a cheap act he might be, but at the same time he is one of the most famous and well known figures in the industry. Here in Manila people seem to be buying his newest act of pretending to be lost somewhere in his own past type of Bollywood drama shit. They like him. Alright, they love him and I can’t seem to know why. He is a handsome bachelor with a stylistic finisher; he has won a Nexus and been in final of every single one, and to top it all off has even won an Imperial title. If you ask him though, the retard will say my greatest accomplishment have been beating Vladimir Strife. But one thing to note is that this guy has been to the final of every tournament of every type he has ever entered.
Match 3
Agent Shadow. Really, he is just James Ward, but the fellow has been hallucinating about being a real ninja since being a kid. He probably watched too many Animes. To be fair to him he is a former military man with military training and so on. So he is not completely delusional about being a badass. But people don’t seem to like him here in Manila. Most of them dislike him because they’re shallow and think of him as a cripple, with his plastic arm and that. Lucky for him, he doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
V.S.
KaHLaN.
Match 4
Robert Garrett. Young, hungry and quite frankly an unknown. Unimaginatively brash and egotistical, he needs to find himself first and make his mark. On his arrival, he was completely ignored by everyone who came to see the EVPW entourage land in Manila and that seems to have pissed him off something fierce. He was even seen being slapped by a young Asian lady in bar a few nights ago and consequently thrown out.
V.S.
Vladimir Tepes Strife. Behind his back they call him the Pornstar. In front of him we all call him the Godking. The most famous and loved person in Manila these days, he is being worshiped like an idol. The people can’t get enough of him, even when he tells them to FUCK OFF! He is the only person scheduled for a meeting with the President as an honorary guest the night before the EVPW’s shows begin (of course exluding Mr Hyper Elf). Some even have gone as far as to claim that the only reason EVPW is here is because President Aquino is trying to use Strife’s popularity to get himself a few extra votes for the next presidential elections. In truth, they say the only reason Cassidy and Halsworth didn’t press charges for rape and assault was that the size of his Romanian “spear” was not up to par as to real evidence in the eyes of the law.
The Announcer and HOST OF EVPW ON THE ROAD : Jeff Young – former Champeon and Hero to the people of his village for saving his sister’s life from a band of vagabonds. With his stylish suit and Jeff Hardy-esque make up, he has put Lizzie Morna to shame.
ESPECIAL TRIO CASTING DESK MEMBERS: STONE ORCHARD. Matthew Oliveira, Bryan Breme and Metal Dragon.
Venue: Araneta Coliseum in Quezon City, Metro Manila, Philippines.
Brought to you by the recently CEO and owner of HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE the biggest doughnut production factories in the United States Mr Hyper Elf in partnership with Devin Bozz the executive force behind the Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling and Xantaxm with an X from hiding somewhere in the eastern regions of Colombia as the last remaining authoritative entity of Gods and Heretics in PG wrestling. With special thanks to the major benefactor making this bonanza of spectacular entertainment in the name of wrestling, President Benigno Aquino III of Philippines.
They said the real last fight in Philippines was the THRILLA IN MANILLA
They were wrong
In the memory of the man behind the mask of Jaggeroth
SCRIPTED BY GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
IT’S STILL REAL
IN MANILA
EVPW ON THE ROAD
SHOW NUMBER ONE
All of the following matches will be no DQ, no count outs, falls count only inside the ring 30 minutes Ironman. Participants are not allowed to carry any weapon or items with them to the ring, however after the official has confirmed the lack of said weapons on both participants and the bell is rung, it cannot be stopped until the 30 minutes are up (meaning you can conjour weapons or ANYTHING within the 30 minutes and use it however you wish without being penalised for it). If the pinfalls/submission scores are a tie at the end of 30 minutes the game shall be resumed immediately under sudden death rules and the winner shall be the first person to throw their opponent over the top and out of the ring by any means necessary. If a participant decides to leave the ring for any reason during this period they forfeit the contest and their opponent will advance.
Match 1
Jakob Azazel. He is a punk. At least he looks like a fucking punk. Not a veteran by any means but the fucker likes to rub it in and the vanilla crowds in Manila seem to already dislike the weirdo. He’s been here for a week now and a few rumours are going around already about how half the Transgendered community, who must be acknowledged to be quite a force by their numbers, have already taken a shining to the fellow. He calls himself a magician, apparently when he was a kid he was sitting around sulking like the outcast type that he was and seems to have coped by learning a few cheap street tricks and such, but fuck do we know about psychology or this motherfucker’s history. One thing we do know however is that he is one unlucky punk! … Or maybe he is lucky…
V.S.
“The pervert” Kasabian Stalker. This bald creep is apparently into panty sniffing and who knows boxer sniffing too maybe. He looks like the rough fellow who the Punks fancy. Since arriving in Manila however, he hasn’t been seen much. Coincidentally, the numbers of reported rape incidents in the city have increased by 30% since 4 days ago, that is for both genders. Now I’m not pointing fingers but I’m not one to believe in coincidence either. Whatever his wickedness and sins, he is one accomplished wrestler around the block. His greatest achievement to date has been the Imperial title that he so unexpectedly won on an edition of WNG. When asked in an interview however, he said that doesn’t compare to the time he got to sniff Haven Cassidy’s panties after winning a match and forcing her to comply with handing over the lingerie. As fucked up as this fellow is with his love of inflicting pain and perverted antiques, the Pilipino community seem to actually… and I don’t believe I’m saying this… to almost like him.
Match 2
Skull. He came from hell. Literally. Around these parts people call him a legend. As to why, no one quite knows. Probably because he was around for a long time, but then he wasn’t around for a long time after that, then he was again. What we do know is that this guy is scary and his reputation has preceded him. A fun fact for you, the wing in the hotel in which he has been booked to be staying is completely empty. All the reservations cancelled after it was revealed that Skull is coming for a visit. Since he has gotten off the plane and arrived at his room, no one has seen him come out. It’s been five whole days and no sign or sound, with only the do not disturb sign hanging from his door handle. No staff member have been able to enter his room or been brave enough to attempt to. The owners are said to be worried but have been reassured by the Mr CEO Hyper Elf with complimentary HYPER CIRCUMFERENCE doughnuts from the USA and so they seem to tolerate the hit to their business for now.
V.S.
Desperado. This fucker is a thief. From his gimmick, to his move set, his finisher even his fucking nick names these days. He has stolen so many things from others that it has become normality. A cheap thespian of a cheap act he might be, but at the same time he is one of the most famous and well known figures in the industry. Here in Manila people seem to be buying his newest act of pretending to be lost somewhere in his own past type of Bollywood drama shit. They like him. Alright, they love him and I can’t seem to know why. He is a handsome bachelor with a stylistic finisher; he has won a Nexus and been in final of every single one, and to top it all off has even won an Imperial title. If you ask him though, the retard will say my greatest accomplishment have been beating Vladimir Strife. But one thing to note is that this guy has been to the final of every tournament of every type he has ever entered.
Match 3
Agent Shadow. Really, he is just James Ward, but the fellow has been hallucinating about being a real ninja since being a kid. He probably watched too many Animes. To be fair to him he is a former military man with military training and so on. So he is not completely delusional about being a badass. But people don’t seem to like him here in Manila. Most of them dislike him because they’re shallow and think of him as a cripple, with his plastic arm and that. Lucky for him, he doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
V.S.
KaHLaN.
Match 4
Robert Garrett. Young, hungry and quite frankly an unknown. Unimaginatively brash and egotistical, he needs to find himself first and make his mark. On his arrival, he was completely ignored by everyone who came to see the EVPW entourage land in Manila and that seems to have pissed him off something fierce. He was even seen being slapped by a young Asian lady in bar a few nights ago and consequently thrown out.
V.S.
Vladimir Tepes Strife. Behind his back they call him the Pornstar. In front of him we all call him the Godking. The most famous and loved person in Manila these days, he is being worshiped like an idol. The people can’t get enough of him, even when he tells them to FUCK OFF! He is the only person scheduled for a meeting with the President as an honorary guest the night before the EVPW’s shows begin (of course exluding Mr Hyper Elf). Some even have gone as far as to claim that the only reason EVPW is here is because President Aquino is trying to use Strife’s popularity to get himself a few extra votes for the next presidential elections. In truth, they say the only reason Cassidy and Halsworth didn’t press charges for rape and assault was that the size of his Romanian “spear” was not up to par as to real evidence in the eyes of the law.
The Announcer and HOST OF EVPW ON THE ROAD : Jeff Young – former Champeon and Hero to the people of his village for saving his sister’s life from a band of vagabonds. With his stylish suit and Jeff Hardy-esque make up, he has put Lizzie Morna to shame.
ESPECIAL TRIO CASTING DESK MEMBERS: STONE ORCHARD. Matthew Oliveira, Bryan Breme and Metal Dragon.
Venue: Araneta Coliseum in Quezon City, Metro Manila, Philippines.
