Post by Kasabian Stalker on Feb 10, 2015 23:22:25 GMT -4
"Flesh on flesh.
Thrusting; bodies dripping with sweat.
A grunt, then silence,
Followed by a small splattering of blood.
Bodies colliding in the most enticing of ways,
An orgy of the flesh and
The thrill of competition.
This is EVPW."
The words filled the page, seemingly staring with a seedy wink at any and all who were brave enough to glance their way. Kasabian looked up from his notepad and directed a small smile at the camera, as if greeting somebody with the hopes of seeing them naked later. The Pervert is topless, his desk that he is writing at thankfully hiding his bottom half.
"Well hello." Kasabian adds to the seductive smile with a greeting. "Welcome to the orgy, if you would like to leave all of your inhibitions at the door and come and join me. I will take you on the most wonderful of journeys."
He speaks with a smile in his voice, as if trying too hard to be nice.
"You see, many may know the name of Kasabian Stalker, many may have heard of my long, long... legacy. But there may be one or two of you out there that have never seen all of this in action."
Kasabian slides his palms up and down his chest as he talks, making it clear that he is talking about his body.
"For you unlucky few, fret not, for you will have your chance.
You see, it is something about this business that I have always loved. The collision of flesh on flesh, the physicality, the intimate closeness of yourself and another human being... It is almost erotic by nature. A dance of the flesh, culminating in an inevitable climax.
A winner and a loser.
It is here that legends are born and heroes are found. It is here that dreams are realised and shattered upon two sides of the very same coin. Those that can handle the orgy of pain succeed, reach the top and claim their Glory and Honor. Those that cannot fall back into the sesspool of insignificance from whence they came.
Kasabian Stalker is not the type of name that one forgets easily. I am a winner. I am the man whose undefeated streak in this place is second only to Vladimir Strife. I have seen all, I have beaten all; some twenty five times has my hand been raised and my shoulders pinned only once.
This place is mine to dominate once more."
Excitedly, Kasabian taps his pen onto the page in front of him until the entire writing device breaks in half, sending springs and ink spurting out in all directions.
"EVPW is about competition at its finest. It has always been the toughest, greatest and... stiffest competition around. Through the years, faces have come and gone but legends have remained.
Now the legends return to battle it out for once and for all to see who is the greatest of greats. An orgy of the flesh if ever I saw one. Once the giant man-mountain begins thrusting and heaving, there will be only space for one name at the top of the food chain.
One man who is gifted and twisted enough to fight off all comers. One man who will come first. One man who will be forever known as the best of the best of the best.
One man to rule the orgy. The one with the biggest balls."
Kasabian stands from his desk, shaking out blue ink from his hand in the process. It becomes abundantly clear that it is not just his top layer that is unclothed, as 'little Kasabian' soon pops up from his hiding place beneath the desk to say hello. Kasabian simply cups his hand around his family jewels as if to prove his point.
"That man's name is Kasabian Stalker.
Watch out, because I am... coming... for all of you."
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