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New Direction « Thread Started on Nov 2, 2009, 5:31pm »
((Takes place the WNG after Equinox))
After the first match on the Wednesday Night Genesis agenda, the fans are settled in to the proceedings. Their voices not yet stolen from the breathtaking action, but they aren’t going unused either. The mess from the previous Strong Foot Forward match is cleared up by the helper monkeys in EVPW shirts hyping the next Pay Per View, Killing Grounds. Once the little bits of debris and pools of sweat are cleared, the feed cuts to the commentators for the evening, Jimmy Pate and Ray White. They finish adjusting their papers in time to stare at the camera, smiling.
“Well, now that we have some free time here, we should talk about what happened at Equinox last Sunday.”
“Yeah, a new Dragons Rage champ, a new Imperial champ, (a new TV champ depending on results) and not to mention new pretenders to Stone Orchard’s throne. But I’m still shocked by that SCW Deathmatch, to be honest.”
“What, blood and guts get to ya, Ray?”
“Not really- well, yes. But I’m talking about the shocker of Winthorp Darkrites, Proeliator AND Ryan Hughes all going out as quick as they did! I thought the Rocking Tree were dead certs!”
“On that note, we have been told that Winthorp is fully recovered, so his injuries weren’t-"
Before Jimmy can finish however, the sweet guitar rifts of the Mancunian band Oasis’ “Hindu Times” blasts through the speaker systems engulf the Concord crowd in a supernova of English sound. You could call it the only transatlantic relation they will ever have. Through the curtains comes the Chief Batmanite’s first appearance on WNG for nearly a month. The crowd cheers their “hero” as he strolls down the entrance ramp, looking once again discomforted by the crowd’s affection. He keeps his head down, as though he is shy. Ryan finally reaches the ring apron; turning left as he strides to the steel steps.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome……..The “Chief Batmanite”, Ryan Hughes!”
As Lizzie finishes addressing the Batman, he jogs up the steel steps; making clunking sounds as he ascends to the inside of the squared circle. He lifts his leg over the middle rope, before pushing the rest of his body through the ample gap. As he enters the ring, his momentum causes him to spin around in a circle; allowing him to take in his surroundings. He takes in a breath, before letting it slowly escape his lungs. He motions to Lizzie for her microphone, and she gladly obliges. After the young announcer leaves the ring, the music drops, the fans quiten, and the Batman speaks.
“Well, I’m back. Back in the very ring that I was “fired” from. Vorty obviously isn’t good at finishing the job, which is probably why his sex life is down the tubes ammirite? But seriously, I had a lot of time, to do a lot of thinking. Thinking about the way my career is going. To be honest, I was thinking of packing the game in, leaving myself to enjoy my life with what is left of my limbs- you know; retirement. But then a young man came to me, and told me (barely) how he signed an EVPW contract and he needed a hand, because he had no one to partner him in a big SC-DUBYA DEATHMATCH! So I had to put my thoughts on the back burner, and do the “right” thing. And that takes me on to last Sunday. Now, Nacho- if…..yoooouuuu……caaaaan……..uuuuundeeeeerrstaaaaaand…….thiiiiiiis…..meeeessaaaaaage, get your ass in this ring. We need to talk.”
The fans don’t know what to make of this exclamation, so they just play along and cheer as “Carnival de Paris” by Dario G hits the PA system. El Nacho Grande walks down to the ring post-haste, slapping the hands of some of the fans along the way. He may not understand the English language that well, but he can see from the look on his mentors face that he is in for a verbal ass-kicking. He works himself in to a run, in order to slide in to the ring, and he quickly stands to attention in front of the Chief Batmanite. Ryan looks his “student” over, before raising the mic to his lips.
“Now this is a two hour show, so I am not going to redo anything for your benefit; hell, why should I do anything for your benefit? You screwed me at Equinox. You pushed me, leaving Thomas Cathy to roll me up and eliminate me. ME! THE FIRST FUCKING ELIMINATION!”
“B-but..”
“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! Now all I could do last night was watch as you got your ass handed to you. I didn’t like it one bit. And Nacho, that isn’t the only ass kicking you are going to receive tonight….”
On that note, Ryan slams the microphone in to the masked skull of ENG, causing some fans to whimper and squirm from the consequential static. Nacho falls to the floor, and Ryan continues his bombardment.
And Nacho stops his defense, seeing as he just got knocked the fuck out by his, shall we say, former mentor.
“What the hell?! Ryan just destroyed that young kid, and all to serve his fucked up ego-trip.”
“Wow, Ryan has a wild side….. I like it!”
As the Mexican Marauder lies on the floor in agony, Ryan stares at all the fans in turn, pointing at them and nodding. The fans begin to hail the Mancunian with a tirade of boos and jeers, but Ryan simply laughs. He picks his microphone up and addresses the crowd.
“That’s right. I did it for you. YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU MADE THIS YOUNG MAN SNAP! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING HIPPOCRITES! And as for you Nacho, now we have another adjective to add to “Border Hopper” and “Cheese Eater”…… FUCKING RETARDED! No one could see that these fans flip on you like that *Ryan clicks*. I won the TV Title- you guys cheered me like a fucking hero. I get suspended- it’s all “FUCK YOU BATMAN!”. I come back, you love me once more, and now I beat a man up for not doing his job, and you look at me as though I pissed on your mother fucking KIDS!”
He looks down at the fallen Mexican and notices his stirring. Ryan silences this with a crunching punt to the young man’s head. Once again, he talks.
“Nacho, don’t ever cross me again….. YOU MASSIVE….GAY…..SHITE! Now as for what happens now, I have decided to align myself with someone whose mind works as a parallel to mine. Someone who needs to get the respect they deserve. Please get off your asses and welcome my new ally, comrade, friend.”
He stretches his right arm out, and guides the audience to the ring entrance.
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Re: New Direction « Reply #1 on Nov 3, 2009, 11:31am »
After several agonizing moments the flimsy curtain cloth is swiped away. No music plays this time. Emerging from the back is a shocking sight. The Maniac Mauler who raped TNT's hand in the SCW Deathmatch and his tag partner, Demon, the Masked Maniac who gutted the entire scene at Equinox, both walk out with a nail gun and a roll of barbed wire with a loop at the end, and don't stop for a moment as they proceed to the ring. The fans go apeshit, not wanting for a single second to believe that Carson and Demon had somehow gotten to their hero Ryan.
The two former Imperfects slip into the ring and walk up to Ryan, dropping their items. After standing there for a moment and surveying the impressive damage Hughes did to lil Nacho, Nicholas and Demon start laughing and shaking Ryan's hand while patting him on the back. Nicholas grabs the mic and puts it to his lips but knows outright it will be a mother-bitch to try to talk over the enormous jeer-fest going on. So, he slowly lowers it and start dodging food and drinks coming in at not only him, but the other two as well.
"They've done it, those sonz-ah-bitches have done it! They have gotten to the lovable, talented Chief Batmanite!" "Nicholas is a master manipulator you know this! I am not surprised at all."
Finally, Nicholas pulls the mic up to his lips after the tossing and noise had simmered down enough.
"Yanno, when I decided to come back here and fuck this place up, to bring back the days of old, the first name that popped into my head as the one to help me was Demon. As you can see he is happily obliging. Then, I decided, why not make it a full stable kinda like the Imperfects of the past that ripped through this place like it was nothing? But then I remembered how they ended, how most dominant stables have ended. Nine times out of ten they end because of too many egos, too many big dominant persona's. It was then that I realized what kind of a stable needed to be formed. One that takes to a vote on all decisions, one that all are equal leaders in. And I also decided that it needed to be one that was full of talent moreso than egos and arrogance. And lastly, all had to have been done wronged by either the back stage power puff politicians, or you sorry fuck-pow-faces in the stands. Ryan here, and his cool ass little Smarky Smark feller fit the bill perfectly so I came to him and explained to him these things. So Ryan, now that you are one of us, what would you like to do now?"
Ryan takes the mic greedily and has much the same sadistic look as Nicholas. He points down at Nacho.
"I want to bury that fucker right there! Ship his ass back to Mexico! But first, I want to play some.... football."
A stage hand on top of his game tosses a mic in to Nicholas, who grabs it deftly and speaks.
"I take it you mean Mexico's version of football, or foooooootbaaaaaaal...erm I mean soccer? I am game, are you Demon? Hey, first action as a group. All in favor of this raise your hand."
Ryan, Nicholas, and Demon raise their hands gleefully. They drop their mics and Ryan steps back with his arms out, his feet moving and skipping to the left and right like a soccer goalie. Nicholas pulls Nacho to the center of the ring and props him up on his hands and knees. Then, the Mauler steps back a few paces and does some fancy footwork like a pro soccer player would do and suddenly runs forward. Demon could be seen pointing wildly like a sideline soccer coach. Ryan closes in to block the coming would-be score, but at the last moment Nicholas tricks him and slams his foot into Nacho's side, vaulting him high into the air in the opposite direction of where Ryan was attempting to block. Nacho lands violently against the trio of buckles and crumples to the canvas unmoving. Meanwhile, Ryan stomps around faking being upset while Nicholas runs around in a triumphant circle, his arms held out. Demon adds fitting commentary.
"Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll"
They finally settle down some and Nicholas goes to his nail gun and picks it up. Then, he walks up to Ryan and places a hand on his shoulder.
"Ryan, you have earned the right to use my nail gun anytime you please. I think it's only fitting you use it now as your first act as one of us. Actually, Nacho would make perfect target practice eh guys? All in favor?"
All raise their hands as Ryan takes claim of Nicholas' vaunted weapon of choice. Demon picks Nacho up by the back of the mask and back of the tights then waits. Ryan gets into a readied position as Nicholas pulls a mic to his lips.
"Pull!"
As if on a skeet range, Demon lobs Nacho high into the air and Ryan quickly aims the weapon.
TAT!TAT!TAT!
The three round burst of nails plunge into Nacho's stomach region and upon landing, sends the lil Mexican warrior into a twitching frenzy. Ryan rushes up and stomps him a few times then aims again and shoots, this time the trio of nails hit his groin and testicle area. As if that wasn't enough, Ryan mounts him and in a never before seen spurt of violence by Ryan he pummels the poor guy with the side of the nail gun over and over again.
"Left, right, left, right OOOH thats gotta hurt Gene!"
Ryan finally relents, leaving a horribly beaten, near dead Nacho Man (see what I did there) in the ring.
"Okay boys lets end this thing. We've got to fuck more shit up and such little time to do it.."
Nicholas hoists lil Nacho up and escorts him out of the ring and they all walk up the ramp, Demon grabbing the ball of barbed wire with loop on the way out. Once at the top of the ramp and under the tron, Nicholas keeps Nacho on his shoulder as Demon tosses the loop up and over a steel section at the bottom of the tron. As it comes down, the Demonic bastard ties it accordingly and hands the loop section to Ryan. The hero-turned-supervillian hastily places it around Nacho's neck and tightly wraps it and ties it, making sure theres no room for mistake. He punches the poor guy a few more times then pats Nicky on the back to signal all is a go. The Maniac Mauler simply releases Nacho and walks away from him, the lil guy twitching violently as he is hung there to die.
"SONOFABITCH! SOMEBODY GET THE HELL OUT HERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! THE KID IS GONNA DIE UP THERE!" "What does this mean for us, for WNG, Jimmy? I am so scared!"
Nicholas laughs.
"I picked up that roll of barbed wire at the border actually... true story true story..."
Ryan chuckles and leans into the mic, his mind remembering a favorite song of Nacho's sung by a woman who Mexican's love to listen to... Alantis Morrisette.
"Kinda ironic... don't ya think?"
Nicholas drops the mic and the fledging new group stand dominant atop the ramp, their hands raised high into the air with a hung Mexican painting a horrific picture for the future of WNG in the background. Food, drinks and hate fly in at the men but they still stand triumphant as the scene fades.
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Re: New Direction « Reply #6 on Nov 9, 2009, 11:05am »
*sighs* I see another one with a narrow mind and lack of imagination has wandered onto EVPW turf. Time to let him know how things go around here...
EVPW is a unrealistic hub of violence. Nailguns, drills, murder and live rape. Hmm funny, I don't see a post from you attached to any of those. Weeeeeeeiiiirrrrd.
Basically, unrealistic and brutal habits/actions actually get you places around here.
PS- Google "nail guns accidents to groin", plenty of IRL happenings of it, and alot of them survived and even recovered some function abilities down there.
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Re: New Direction « Reply #11 on Nov 9, 2009, 10:51pm »
Kicking him half the length of the ring, with some Shawn Michaels selling, could and possibly would happen (in WWE that is). Shooting the guy in the stomach and groin with the nail gun...Not very likely to happen on any wrestling show or indeed any show whatsoever, less one that people buy into. Then to hang the guy with barbed wire of all things...its like each time something new was done it was getting further and further away from a wrestling show towards some mix of a generic snuff film only with the "killer" having superhuman like powers. I mean, it is a bit far. Overkill. All the while having everyone in mutual agreeance that its the way to "get over" is pretty amusing to myself, I don't know about anyone else.
Kicking him half the length of the ring, with some Shawn Michaels selling, could and possibly would happen (in WWE that is). Shooting the guy in the stomach and groin with the nail gun...Not very likely to happen on any wrestling show or indeed any show whatsoever, less one that people buy into. Then to hang the guy with barbed wire of all things...its like each time something new was done it was getting further and further away from a wrestling show towards some mix of a generic snuff film only with the "killer" having superhuman like powers. I mean, it is a bit far. Overkill. All the while having everyone in mutual agreeance that its the way to "get over" is pretty amusing to myself, I don't know about anyone else.
Kicking him half the length of the ring, with some Shawn Michaels selling, could and possibly would happen (in WWE that is). Shooting the guy in the stomach and groin with the nail gun...Not very likely to happen on any wrestling show or indeed any show whatsoever, less one that people buy into. Then to hang the guy with barbed wire of all things...its like each time something new was done it was getting further and further away from a wrestling show towards some mix of a generic snuff film only with the "killer" having superhuman like powers. I mean, it is a bit far. Overkill. All the while having everyone in mutual agreeance that its the way to "get over" is pretty amusing to myself, I don't know about anyone else.
Basically, unrealistic and brutal habits/actions actually get you places around here.
Yeah, fuck everything I've said, if Vlad can do it everyone can.
This.
Last time I checked creating an original character, making interesting and intriguing RPs, and staying in a basis of realism got you places. Interesting gimmicks and thought provoking posts seemed to used to get people over... But since THATS how it works Jake Diamond and those who spend time working so carefully on their character must be fucked... BACK DOWN TO THE MIDCARD I GO.
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